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(Twitter)   1/6 insurrectionist and sovereign citizen Pauline Bauer chooses to keep herself in jail rather than create joinder with the court   (twitter.com) divider line
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2022-01-21 4:05:28 PM  
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2022-01-21 4:07:05 PM  
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2022-01-21 4:28:32 PM  
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2022-01-21 4:35:13 PM  
I hope the food is terrible.  She probably won't notice.
 
2022-01-21 4:46:41 PM  
Maybe she can stuff a gold-fringed flag up her ass while she's at it.
 
2022-01-21 5:22:29 PM  
This thread needs a hero. A man who can deal with sovcits like this and come away clean.

Gentlemen, I present to you P Barnes. Sovereign citizen Tazer. The hero we need.

Sovereign Citizen Get Tased Trying To Enter Courtroom
Youtube RfVbiefMdNU


His immortal words guide us all: that's a pretty speech and all but no
 
2022-01-21 5:26:22 PM  
At what point does time served exceed whatever penalty she would have faced if she simply played along with the process?
 
2022-01-21 5:26:44 PM  
"Am I being detained?"

"...yes?"
 
2022-01-21 5:26:52 PM  
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Damn it, Pauline! We're running out of time to look over all this footage
 
2022-01-21 5:30:28 PM  
What were you expecting a 5 star holiday treatment? Maybe when you get out you can lobby for better conditions.
 
2022-01-21 5:31:23 PM  

hardinparamedic: This thread needs a hero. A man who can deal with sovcits like this and come away clean.

Gentlemen, I present to you P Barnes. Sovereign citizen Tazer. The hero we need.

[YouTube video: Sovereign Citizen Get Tased Trying To Enter Courtroom]

His immortal words guide us all: that's a pretty speech and all but no


It never gets old! Robert should try that 5 or 6 more times. That'll show p Barnes!
 
2022-01-21 5:31:32 PM  
"I have not been able to defend my case,"

Oh, I dunno. Hmmm ... Is it because it might be... indefensible, perchance?
 
2022-01-21 5:34:33 PM  

nicoffeine: "I have not been able to defend my case,"

Oh, I dunno. Hmmm ... Is it because it might be... indefensible, perchance?


Wonder if she thinks she can go full T**** and delay and drag it out until the other side gives up.

\narrator: that's now how it works, but does she know that?
 
2022-01-21 5:34:55 PM  

hardinparamedic: This thread needs a hero. A man who can deal with sovcits like this and come away clean.
Gentlemen, I present to you P Barnes. Sovereign citizen Tazer. The hero we need.

His immortal words guide us all: that's a pretty speech and all but no


My favorite part: (BZZT OF TASER, THEN ...) Ooohhhhhh! Aaaahhh!

Never gets old.
 
2022-01-21 5:35:08 PM  

fragMasterFlash: At what point does time served exceed whatever penalty she would have faced if she simply played along with the process?


Assuming she didn't do something crazy like bring a weapon in, steal anything, or do any of the actual destroying, she'd already be out if she had pleaded guilty.
 
2022-01-21 5:36:38 PM  
Someone tell me if I'm wrong.

If the judge sets a trial date, she complains that she hasn't had time to reviee all the evidence.

If the judge doesn't set a trail date , she complains that she is being denied the right to a speedy trial.

So she's hoping to keep up this dance until she can claim a violation of due process, and gets to walk away
 
2022-01-21 5:38:52 PM  
Still wishin hopin and prayin for that Tr*mp pardon.
 
2022-01-21 5:41:07 PM  

hardinparamedic: This thread needs a hero. A man who can deal with sovcits like this and come away clean.

Gentlemen, I present to you P Barnes. Sovereign citizen Tazer. The hero we need.

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/RfVbiefMdNU]

His immortal words guide us all: that's a pretty speech and all but no


This continues to bring the lulz.
 
2022-01-21 5:41:09 PM  

Ghost Roach: Someone tell me if I'm wrong.

If the judge sets a trial date, she complains that she hasn't had time to reviee all the evidence.

If the judge doesn't set a trail date , she complains that she is being denied the right to a speedy trial.

So she's hoping to keep up this dance until she can claim a violation of due process, and gets to walk away


There's only so many "ex" jokes a person can make in their lives. And, then unfortunately, one more.
 
2022-01-21 5:42:21 PM  

hardinparamedic: This thread needs a hero. A man who can deal with sovcits like this and come away clean.

Gentlemen, I present to you P Barnes. Sovereign citizen Tazer. The hero we need.

[YouTube video: Sovereign Citizen Get Tased Trying To Enter Courtroom]

His immortal words guide us all: that's a pretty speech and all but no


God..I have loved this video for years.
 
2022-01-21 5:43:55 PM  
Coincidentally I love the videos where the judges turn the shiat around on them

Court Cam: Man Tries Playing Mind Tricks with Judge | A&E
Youtube AzODx3WLarQ
 
2022-01-21 5:45:29 PM  

cocozilla: hardinparamedic: This thread needs a hero. A man who can deal with sovcits like this and come away clean.

Gentlemen, I present to you P Barnes. Sovereign citizen Tazer. The hero we need.

[YouTube video: Sovereign Citizen Get Tased Trying To Enter Courtroom]

His immortal words guide us all: that's a pretty speech and all but no

God..I have loved this video for years.


It's like The Exorcist. Funnier ever time.
 
2022-01-21 5:47:16 PM  

Ghost Roach: Someone tell me if I'm wrong.

If the judge sets a trial date, she complains that she hasn't had time to reviee all the evidence.

If the judge doesn't set a trail date , she complains that she is being denied the right to a speedy trial.

So she's hoping to keep up this dance until she can claim a violation of due process, and gets to walk away


Doesn't work that way.  The judge is having hearings to set a date.  She is the one asking for the date to be set back.  That absolves the court of any concern about a speedy trial, presuming the judge keeps having periodic hearings to set a date.  You have a right to a speedy trial, but you can waive that right to improve your defense.  At some point the judge will determine she's had ample time to review evidence and say "Fark it; the trial is next Thursday".  But until he gets to that point, the ball is entirely in her court, so to speak.  And courts generally tend to give the benefit of the doubt to the defendant, so he'll keep giving her continuances until even a budgie in a coma could have watched every frame of video.  An appeals court will go "You were the one who pushed the court date back, lady, but 17 years to review 2 hours of video was beyond generous - kindly fark off".
 
2022-01-21 5:49:23 PM  

hardinparamedic: This thread needs a hero. A man who can deal with sovcits like this and come away clean.

Gentlemen, I present to you P Barnes. Sovereign citizen Tazer. The hero we need.

[YouTube video: Sovereign Citizen Get Tased Trying To Enter Courtroom]

His immortal words guide us all: that's a pretty speech and all but no


P. Barnes deserve a beer. Many 🍺.
 
2022-01-21 5:49:25 PM  
GD Sovcits...

they should all be rounded up, and sent to the middle of Antarctica. Let them live "free" there.  They can "travel" all they want and more.

I bet they have no problem accepting a pay check from whatever stupid ass company hired them.

but they don't want to follow any rules.  so ship them to Antartica.

bastards
 
2022-01-21 5:53:01 PM  

steklo: GD Sovcits...

they should all be rounded up, and sent to the middle of Antarctica. Let them live "free" there.  They can "travel" all they want and more.

I bet they have no problem accepting a pay check from whatever stupid ass company hired them.

but they don't want to follow any rules.  so ship them to Antartica.

bastards


I think this should actually be a thing. We should bring back homesteading. All the idiots who don't want to get vaccinated can all move to some leper colony in North Dakota or somewhere in the middle of the wilderness and they can live off the land, if they can; and they don't have to bother the rest of us. You have all the guns and freedom you want and no government. Go live like an animal.
 
2022-01-21 5:57:43 PM  
I support these people making decisions that keep them locked away.
 
2022-01-21 5:58:25 PM  

Sim Tree: can all move to some leper colony in North Dakota


Nope. I don't agree. Get them the hell out of the USA.

That's why I mentioned Antarctica.
 
2022-01-21 5:59:59 PM  

steklo: Sim Tree: can all move to some leper colony in North Dakota

Nope. I don't agree. Get them the hell out of the USA.

That's why I mentioned Antarctica.


Let's keep Antarctica somewhat pristine. How about that trash island that's formed in the Pacific?
 
2022-01-21 6:00:38 PM  
She is, by the way, only in jail because her bail was revoked after she stopped making weekly check-in calls, and refused to the judges face to make them in a hearing.
 
2022-01-21 6:01:21 PM  
Maybe this is the insurrectionist version of the sicko with underage pictures that constantly "needs to review the evidence to prepare a defense"... It isn't about the delay or any angle at a defense, it's all about reliving over and over again the day by seeing the pictures over and over again.
 
2022-01-21 6:02:39 PM  
I'm waiting for the one sovcit who thought everyone meant jointer and showed up ready to make butcher blocks.
 
2022-01-21 6:03:51 PM  

Bootleg: steklo: Sim Tree: can all move to some leper colony in North Dakota

Nope. I don't agree. Get them the hell out of the USA.

That's why I mentioned Antarctica.

Let's keep Antarctica somewhat pristine. How about that trash island that's formed in the Pacific?


There's not an actual island, only a region where the amount of debris per square mile is higher than average.

But for these folks... close enough.
 
2022-01-21 6:04:24 PM  

hardinparamedic: This thread needs a hero. A man who can deal with sovcits like this and come away clean.

Gentlemen, I present to you P Barnes. Sovereign citizen Tazer. The hero we need.

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His immortal words guide us all: that's a pretty speech and all but no


Man, I would pay to subscribe to cable channel just of videos of sovcits getting tazed.
 
2022-01-21 6:06:31 PM  
I don't understand. I thought Sovereign Citizens had access to the magic words that erased any criminal charge, entitled them to massive stores of gold, and engorged the genitalia of at least four of the last five American Idol winners?

Could...could it all be bullshiat?
 
2022-01-21 6:13:17 PM  
You can leave it out there with your mom.
 
2022-01-21 6:16:20 PM  
I hope she's not accepting food from the state she doesn't recognize.

/ dibs on her fruit cup!
 
2022-01-21 6:16:33 PM  

hardinparamedic: This thread needs a hero. A man who can deal with sovcits like this and come away clean.

Gentlemen, I present to you P Barnes. Sovereign citizen Tazer. The hero we need.

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/RfVbiefMdNU]

His immortal words guide us all: that's a pretty speech and all but no


It's a nice change of pace to see some positive news come out of Idaho.
 
2022-01-21 6:25:15 PM  

phalamir: Ghost Roach: Someone tell me if I'm wrong.

If the judge sets a trial date, she complains that she hasn't had time to reviee all the evidence.

If the judge doesn't set a trail date , she complains that she is being denied the right to a speedy trial.

So she's hoping to keep up this dance until she can claim a violation of due process, and gets to walk away

Doesn't work that way.  The judge is having hearings to set a date.  She is the one asking for the date to be set back.  That absolves the court of any concern about a speedy trial, presuming the judge keeps having periodic hearings to set a date.  You have a right to a speedy trial, but you can waive that right to improve your defense.  At some point the judge will determine she's had ample time to review evidence and say "Fark it; the trial is next Thursday".  But until he gets to that point, the ball is entirely in her court, so to speak.  And courts generally tend to give the benefit of the doubt to the defendant, so he'll keep giving her continuances until even a budgie in a coma could have watched every frame of video.  An appeals court will go "You were the one who pushed the court date back, lady, but 17 years to review 2 hours of video was beyond generous - kindly fark off".


I meant to say that is what she's trying, not that it would work
 
2022-01-21 6:30:18 PM  

hardinparamedic: This thread needs a hero. A man who can deal with sovcits like this and come away clean.

Gentlemen, I present to you P Barnes. Sovereign citizen Tazer. The hero we need.

[YouTube video: Sovereign Citizen Get Tased Trying To Enter Courtroom]

His immortal words guide us all: that's a pretty speech and all but no


Let the record show that you are now battering me, that you are noWAAAAAARGHHHHH!

Best thing I've seen all week.
 
2022-01-21 6:34:08 PM  
Her background is 1/6th insurrectionist and five-sixths restaurant owner?
 
2022-01-21 6:34:33 PM  

Ghost Roach: phalamir: Ghost Roach: Someone tell me if I'm wrong.

If the judge sets a trial date, she complains that she hasn't had time to reviee all the evidence.

If the judge doesn't set a trail date , she complains that she is being denied the right to a speedy trial.

So she's hoping to keep up this dance until she can claim a violation of due process, and gets to walk away

Doesn't work that way.  The judge is having hearings to set a date.  She is the one asking for the date to be set back.  That absolves the court of any concern about a speedy trial, presuming the judge keeps having periodic hearings to set a date.  You have a right to a speedy trial, but you can waive that right to improve your defense.  At some point the judge will determine she's had ample time to review evidence and say "Fark it; the trial is next Thursday".  But until he gets to that point, the ball is entirely in her court, so to speak.  And courts generally tend to give the benefit of the doubt to the defendant, so he'll keep giving her continuances until even a budgie in a coma could have watched every frame of video.  An appeals court will go "You were the one who pushed the court date back, lady, but 17 years to review 2 hours of video was beyond generous - kindly fark off".

I meant to say that is what she's trying, not that it would work


She's a sovcit.  Nothing she does is going to work.  That's axiomatic.
 
2022-01-21 6:37:44 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Could...could it all be bullshiat?


I'm starting to feel that way.  have we all been lied to all these years?
 
2022-01-21 6:46:34 PM  
Has there EVER been ONE single example of this SovCit BS actually working? Do all of them think they're going to be the first one to magically get all the secret words right, and win some magic prize? Every single attempt I've seen has resulted in smashed car windows, tasers, and absolute hilarity.
 
2022-01-21 6:47:54 PM  
Damn it has been a long day, because when I read the headline the first time I wondered how she could be one sixth of an insurrectionist.
 
2022-01-21 6:50:03 PM  

Sim Tree: All the idiots who don't want to get vaccinated can all move to some leper colony in North Dakota or somewhere in the middle of the wilderness and they can live off the land, if they can


They tried that.  They need society and are incapable of roughing it.  And it was farking hilarious to see them try.
 
2022-01-21 6:51:11 PM  

steklo: Sim Tree: can all move to some leper colony in North Dakota

Nope. I don't agree. Get them the hell out of the USA.

That's why I mentioned Antarctica.


Why defile the last mostly unspoiled place on earth when we can just drop 'em off in international waters and tell 'em to figure it out?
 
2022-01-21 6:52:22 PM  

fragMasterFlash: At what point does time served exceed whatever penalty she would have faced if she simply played along with the process?


When Pauline is good and ready, and not one day before.
 
2022-01-21 6:56:02 PM  

hardinparamedic: This thread needs a hero. A man who can deal with sovcits like this and come away clean.

Gentlemen, I present to you P Barnes. Sovereign citizen Tazer. The hero we need.

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/RfVbiefMdNU]

His immortal words guide us all: that's a pretty speech and all but no


Came for this. Leaving satisfied.
 
2022-01-21 6:56:29 PM  

fragMasterFlash: At what point does time served exceed whatever penalty she would have faced if she simply played along with the process?


Eventually she will hit contempt of court territory, that doesn't always count against time served.
 
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