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(BBC-US)   Friday football sees a relegation 6 pointer as Watford hosts Norwich, starting at 3pm ET on USA   (bbc.com) divider line
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2022-01-21 2:59:14 PM  
Watford gotta win this one. Norwich cant score
 
2022-01-21 2:59:26 PM  
Knowing that they'll need something for the highlight film from this match, Mike Dean has been given ref duties for this.
 
2022-01-21 3:01:17 PM  
Come on Mike, show some cards! You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
 
2022-01-21 3:03:01 PM  
I don't know what Norwich's kit color is supposed to be, but it isn't good
 
2022-01-21 3:03:38 PM  

dietbubba: Come on Mike, show some cards! You'd do it for Randolph Scott!


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2022-01-21 3:04:12 PM  
Josh Sargent with a love pat that sends a Watford player flying.

desertgeek: I don't know what Norwich's kit color is supposed to be, but it isn't good


It really isnt
 
2022-01-21 3:04:14 PM  

desertgeek: I don't know what Norwich's kit color is supposed to be, but it isn't good


It's almost like pacific salmon orange
 
2022-01-21 3:04:42 PM  
Can someone tell me how to turn down the brightness on my tv.
Norwich's kits are making my eyes hurt.
 
2022-01-21 3:06:08 PM  

Chimpy McSquirrel: Can someone tell me how to turn down the brightness on my tv.
Norwich's kits are making my eyes hurt.


I'm tempted to put mine in cinema mode to really cut the brightness.
 
2022-01-21 3:07:13 PM  

dietbubba: Watford gotta win this one. Norwich cant score


When you sign Josh Sargent to get goals, that team has a problem.
 
2022-01-21 3:09:04 PM  
BBC text:

Just getting a message in from the International Space Station.
They're telling me they can see Norwich have started well.
 
2022-01-21 3:21:37 PM  
Sorensen forced to be subbed off after only 21'
 
2022-01-21 3:26:13 PM  
ouch.  That was a hard fall on his right glute and lower back.
 
2022-01-21 3:27:21 PM  
Wow, Norwich has no skill with control and possession at all.
 
2022-01-21 3:32:36 PM  
Norwich has 10 goals in the PL this season.

Teemu Pukki has 5 of them.

One of them (in their last match, a 2-1 win over Everton) was an OG
 
2022-01-21 3:32:59 PM  
That corner had way too much swerve away from goal.
 
2022-01-21 3:34:42 PM  

desertgeek: Norwich has 10 goals in the PL this season.

Teemu Pukki has 5 of them.

One of them (in their last match, a 2-1 win over Everton) was an OG


I'm too lazy to look it up but I wonder what the record is for LEAST number of PL goals as a team over a whole season
 
2022-01-21 3:37:01 PM  
Norwich want more than a yellow for Dennis on that challenge.
 
2022-01-21 3:38:39 PM  
Mike is getting WARMED UP
 
2022-01-21 3:39:31 PM  

dietbubba: desertgeek: Norwich has 10 goals in the PL this season.

Teemu Pukki has 5 of them.

One of them (in their last match, a 2-1 win over Everton) was an OG

I'm too lazy to look it up but I wonder what the record is for LEAST number of PL goals as a team over a whole season


Derby County and Sheffield United share the record with 20 for the fewest in a PL season. Shuffled was the last to do it in the 2020-21 season.
 
2022-01-21 3:39:34 PM  

dietbubba: desertgeek: Norwich has 10 goals in the PL this season.

Teemu Pukki has 5 of them.

One of them (in their last match, a 2-1 win over Everton) was an OG

I'm too lazy to look it up but I wonder what the record is for LEAST number of PL goals as a team over a whole season


It's a tie at 20 between '07-08 Derby County and last year's Sheffield United squad.
 
2022-01-21 3:40:52 PM  

dietbubba: desertgeek: Norwich has 10 goals in the PL this season.

Teemu Pukki has 5 of them.

One of them (in their last match, a 2-1 win over Everton) was an OG

I'm too lazy to look it up but I wonder what the record is for LEAST number of PL goals as a team over a whole season


Well, coming in to this match; they were on pace for 18 and according to the PL website, that would be... (looking at their records page)... a new record. The previous best is 20, done twice including by Sheffield United a year ago.
 
2022-01-21 3:47:19 PM  
don't get pissed at the other guy for your shiat shot
 
2022-01-21 3:48:49 PM  
First half was definitely a bottom of the table class.
 
2022-01-21 4:04:43 PM  
Wow, Yedlin named to the USMNT team for the next round of WC qualifying
 
2022-01-21 4:08:55 PM  
Oh wow
 
2022-01-21 4:09:59 PM  
Norwich weebles and wobbles but manages to get the goal in
 
2022-01-21 4:10:13 PM  
What?
Who told Norwich they could score.
Nice improvised back heel by Sargent for the goal.
0-1
 
2022-01-21 4:10:28 PM  
goal of the year, that
 
2022-01-21 4:10:40 PM  
VAR says no foul.
Goal stands.
 
2022-01-21 4:10:49 PM  
VAR checks it for a foul, but the goal stands and that is a ridiculous finish
 
2022-01-21 4:11:00 PM  
that was damn pretty, especially for a first PL goal
 
2022-01-21 4:12:06 PM  
I'm shocked Norwich scored a goal
 
2022-01-21 4:12:32 PM  
Kabasele is down
 
2022-01-21 4:22:16 PM  
Are the lights protesting Norwich's kits?
 
2022-01-21 4:22:35 PM  
Well, this is an interesting delay.  When the lights go put in Watford...
 
2022-01-21 4:23:01 PM  
And the lights are failing at the stadium.  Apparently paying the power bill wasn't a priority
 
2022-01-21 4:25:37 PM  
I wonder...would this match be abandoned for power issues?
 
2022-01-21 4:26:08 PM  
how is this an issue?  There's plenty of light still, get going!
 
2022-01-21 4:29:03 PM  
Game resumes, 10min stoppage according to Sky.
 
2022-01-21 4:29:08 PM  
Stolen from a Reddit match thread:

"If you have epilepsy, it's advised you don't tune in to the Watford vs Norwich game. If you don't have epilepsy, the same advice goes for you as well."
 
2022-01-21 4:30:12 PM  
Okay....game on, and probably +13 of stoppage time when all is said and done.
 
2022-01-21 4:31:08 PM  
Earlier, I was going to correlate the kit colors to the Netflix documentary about bowerbirds I watched with my kids last night.  But I tend to lurk instead of post.  However,
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Oh but we're back.  Relurk.
 
2022-01-21 4:31:17 PM  
Sargent scores again!!
 
2022-01-21 4:31:19 PM  
Sargent's got two!
 
2022-01-21 4:31:56 PM  
Oh what a header!  Sargant nets another and Norwich double their lead.
 
2022-01-21 4:31:56 PM  
Kid's apparently not bored from the delay, 0-2 Norwich
 
2022-01-21 4:31:57 PM  
Sargent with a brace?
Heads in the cross.
0-2
 
2022-01-21 4:32:53 PM  
All of a sudden, he's now 2nd on the club in PL goals
 
2022-01-21 4:33:54 PM  
WHAT IS HAPPENING??
 
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