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2022-01-21 11:53:15 AM  
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2022-01-21 2:26:45 PM  
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2022-01-21 2:50:12 PM  
What ever happened to free speech?!!!

/Sarc!
 
2022-01-21 4:01:03 PM  
Treason for the Season.
 
2022-01-21 4:51:39 PM  
I hear Gitmo is nice this time of the year...
 
2022-01-21 5:47:57 PM  
The red zone is for loading and unloading only. There is no shouting "Fire!" in the red zone theater.
 
2022-01-21 6:16:25 PM  
Narrator: No they didn't
 
2022-01-21 6:16:57 PM  
A year and 16 days to finally pick up a guy for openly begging for murderous treason. Wonder how long it'll take them to do the same thing to politicians.
 
2022-01-21 6:17:31 PM  

fragMasterFlash: The red zone is for loading and unloading only. There is no shouting "Fire!" in the red zone theater.


No, the white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.
 
2022-01-21 6:17:36 PM  

Elzar: Narrator: No they didn't


Who's the "narrator?"

Eeyore?
 
2022-01-21 6:18:36 PM  

Elzar: Narrator: No they didn't


Indictment is something, but yes, it's not a conviction.
 
2022-01-21 6:19:40 PM  

UltimaCS: A year and 16 days to finally pick up a guy for openly begging for murderous treason. Wonder how long it'll take them to do the same thing to politicians.


I mean....it's taken them at least a year so far to even get Gaetz to trial (still haven't) and they have that F-er dead to rights.
 
2022-01-21 6:21:45 PM  
OK, who are the officials threatened in here? What level is this dude trying to attack?
 
2022-01-21 6:22:00 PM  

whidbey: Elzar: Narrator: No they didn't

Who's the "narrator?"

Eeyore?


I'm going with F. Gump. And now he's on his Shiat Happens scene.
 
2022-01-21 6:22:51 PM  
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2022-01-21 6:24:34 PM  
I've been repeatedly assured by True Progressives that Merrick Garland is sitting on his arse and no better than Billy Barr.

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2022-01-21 6:27:26 PM  

Mikey1969: OK, who are the officials threatened in here? What level is this dude trying to attack?


It's obviously a hit on [REDACTED].
 
2022-01-21 6:28:34 PM  
Good. Cause the farking local police aren't doing shiat.
 
2022-01-21 6:28:34 PM  

UltimaCS: A year and 16 days to finally pick up a guy for openly begging for murderous treason. Wonder how long it'll take them to do the same thing to politicians.


You won't be scoffing when they sternly sentence him to a $500 fine and six month's probation!
 
2022-01-21 6:28:53 PM  

iheartscotch: UltimaCS: A year and 16 days to finally pick up a guy for openly begging for murderous treason. Wonder how long it'll take them to do the same thing to politicians.

I mean....it's taken them at least a year so far to even get Gaetz to trial (still haven't) and they have that F-er dead to rights.


ThE WhEeLs oF jUsTiCe TuRn SlOwLy
 
2022-01-21 6:31:32 PM  
Who was "Official 'A'" though?
 
2022-01-21 6:31:50 PM  

Jumpthruhoops: fragMasterFlash: The red zone is for loading and unloading only. There is no shouting "Fire!" in the red zone theater.

No, the white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.


There is if I'm stopping to pick up Karl Marx
 
2022-01-21 6:33:16 PM  
Yes, it would be nice if something happened to people who make direct, unequivocal threats of violence towards public officials. Or anybody, for that matter. Arrest, for example.
 
2022-01-21 6:33:33 PM  
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2022-01-21 6:38:28 PM  
But don't you dare threaten the Georgia Secretary of State on a recorded phone call, or the DOJ will do nothing for over a year and counting.
 
2022-01-21 6:39:45 PM  

SplittingAces: I've been repeatedly assured by True Progressives that Merrick Garland is sitting on his arse and no better than Billy Barr.

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I read that as Billy Burr and got really confused for a hot second.
 
2022-01-21 6:39:51 PM  

iheartscotch: UltimaCS: A year and 16 days to finally pick up a guy for openly begging for murderous treason. Wonder how long it'll take them to do the same thing to politicians.

I mean....it's taken them at least a year so far to even get Gaetz to trial (still haven't) and they have that F-er dead to rights.


"Dead to rights" doesn't mean the same thing when you're working on prosecuting a congressperson with millions of dollars of financial backing as it does when prosecuting J. Random Perp.
 
2022-01-21 6:42:58 PM  

Peki: Good. Cause the farking local police aren't doing shiat.


The Texan told the sheriff that he is sorry and didn't intend for that message to be interpreted in such a ridiculous matter.  Sheriff has accepted the apology and concluded the investigation.
 
2022-01-21 6:44:28 PM  

Cyrusv10: Who was "Official 'A'" though?


I am pretty sure that person still IS Official A, unless you would having something to share with the group?
 
2022-01-21 6:46:00 PM  

Hyjamon: Peki: Good. Cause the farking local police aren't doing shiat.

The Texan told the sheriff that he is sorry and didn't intend for that message to be interpreted in such a ridiculous matter.  Sheriff has accepted the apology and concluded the investigation.


Like I said. Not doing shiat.

/anyone bother to ask if the person being threatened accepts the damn apology?
 
2022-01-21 6:53:53 PM  

Jumpthruhoops: fragMasterFlash: The red zone is for loading and unloading only. There is no shouting "Fire!" in the red zone theater.

No, the white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.


"We both know perfectly well what this is about."

/ this bit never gets old.
 
2022-01-21 6:56:11 PM  

labman: Treason for the Season.


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2022-01-21 6:57:19 PM  

whidbey: Elzar: Narrator: No they didn't

Who's the "narrator?"

Eeyore?


One of the concerned Fark trolls that post the Kennan gif in every farking thread, so yes, Eeyore.
 
2022-01-21 6:57:38 PM  

Mikey1969: OK, who are the officials threatened in here? What level is this dude trying to attack?


A is Swalwell based on the Chinese comment. I don't know the rest.
 
2022-01-21 6:58:37 PM  
For those that didn't make it to the second page:

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2022-01-21 6:58:49 PM  

Cyrusv10: Who was "Official 'A'" though?


Swalwell, would be my first guess. Ro Khanna being the other guess.
 
2022-01-21 6:59:12 PM  

Summoner101: labman: Treason for the Season.

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Just goes to show there's no shaming the shameless.
 
2022-01-21 6:59:34 PM  

Jumpthruhoops: fragMasterFlash: The red zone is for loading and unloading only. There is no shouting "Fire!" in the red zone theater.

No, the white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.


YOU JUST WANT ME TO HAVE AN ABORTION!!!!
 
2022-01-21 6:59:41 PM  

Cyrusv10: Who was "Official 'A'" though?


Swalwell.
 
2022-01-21 7:00:34 PM  

Blathering Beeblebrox!: Cyrusv10: Who was "Official 'A'" though?

Swalwell, would be my first guess. Ro Khanna being the other guess.


ABC said it was Raffensperger.
 
2022-01-21 7:02:48 PM  

saturn badger: For those that didn't make it to the second page:

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Charming.  I can see how someone could mistake what he said as actual threats, but really he has a good heart and a great sense of humor.
 
2022-01-21 7:03:38 PM  
 
2022-01-21 7:04:11 PM  

saturn badger: For those that didn't make it to the second page:

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So any random day that ends in Y on Facebook?

I would bet that there will be many a post deleted by this time tomorrow.
 
2022-01-21 7:06:15 PM  

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I'm pretty sure getting arrested is the exact opposite of "nothing happening"

/Hope you didn't throw out your back moving that goalpost.
 
2022-01-21 7:07:07 PM  

Blathering Beeblebrox!: Cyrusv10: Who was "Official 'A'" though?

Swalwell, would be my first guess. Ro Khanna being the other guess.


The ability of these guys to have double the standards of anyone else is stunning.

I mean, Swalwell reported the Chinese spy that was trying to curry favor with him to the FBI, but in their minds he's corrupt.

While Tom Cotton directly fed Russian disinfo to TFG, causing him to create a diplomatic crisis with Denmark by trying to buy Greenland.

And TFG gave Putin everything he wanted.  The less said about that particular relationship the better.
 
2022-01-21 7:07:11 PM  

Reverend J: GoldSpider: [c.tenor.com image 498x275] [View Full Size image _x_]

I'm pretty sure getting arrested is the exact opposite of "nothing happening"

/Hope you didn't throw out your back moving that goalpost.


Just figured someone had to post it to rouse the rabble. It was my turn.
 
2022-01-21 7:08:00 PM  

thorpe: DOJ got another one.


I'm noticing that nothing happens way faster than it did a short while ago.
 
2022-01-21 7:10:29 PM  

thorpe: DOJ got another one.


Nice
 
2022-01-21 7:12:10 PM  
And only a decade late. Good lookin' out DOJ!
 
2022-01-21 7:12:55 PM  

GoldSpider: It was my turn.


Found Hillary's Fark Alias.
 
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