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4416 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 Jan 2022 at 12:35 PM (23 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-01-21 12:04:53 PM  
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2022-01-21 12:20:55 PM  
Still better than broccoli.
 
2022-01-21 12:39:30 PM  
As far as I know, no one has ever actually died from "Death by Chocolate".
 
2022-01-21 12:39:38 PM  
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2022-01-21 12:40:00 PM  
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Well, at least the guy died attaining awesome eyesight.
 
2022-01-21 12:40:09 PM  
Carrot Juice is Murder
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2022-01-21 12:42:14 PM  

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/ damn you lol
 
2022-01-21 12:44:19 PM  
What's up, doc?
 
2022-01-21 12:46:36 PM  
 
2022-01-21 12:50:10 PM  
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This?
 
2022-01-21 12:50:46 PM  

EnzoTheCoder: Still better than broccoli.


FFFFFOOOL!
Science Facts, Broccoli : Cartoon Sushi
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2022-01-21 12:56:08 PM  
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Wanted for questioning.
 
2022-01-21 12:56:55 PM  

X-Geek: As far as I know, no one has ever actually died from "Death by Chocolate".


I'm not aware of any where the chocolate product is specifically "death by chocolate", but if you want choking to death on chocolate:
23-year-old med-student on cake
Another cake
Child on Cadbury mini-eggs

And of course there is Christiana Edmunds, who laced chocolate creams with strychnine at a sweets-shop.
 
2022-01-21 12:58:02 PM  
I seem to remember an ancient episode of Lost in Space where the crew were menaced by a group of giant, sentient, and very angry vegetables, including a carrot.

Then there's also the 1951 version of The Thing, with James Arness as an apparent giant alien carrot.
 
2022-01-21 12:59:33 PM  

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Came for this
 
2022-01-21 1:04:58 PM  

Xanadone: I seem to remember an ancient episode of Lost in Space where the crew were menaced by a group of giant, sentient, and very angry vegetables, including a carrot.

Then there's also the 1951 version of The Thing, with James Arness as an apparent giant alien carrot.


I saw Angry Salad long ago, but this was before it was easy to record a bootleg concert video.
 
2022-01-21 1:12:02 PM  
This sounds like something you would read off a random tombstone in the graveyard of a CRPG game.
"Poor Rafael, Smothered in carrots until he could no longer bear its. RIP"
 
2022-01-21 1:15:12 PM  
The 34-year-old man, who has not been named

Poor guy, 34 years old and his parents still haven't given him a name.
 
2022-01-21 1:20:09 PM  

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Shoot Em Up .....Man Killed By Carrot ( Scene )
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2022-01-21 1:23:57 PM  

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Well, at least the guy died attaining awesome eyesight.


You'd think he would have....

seen it coming.
 
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2022-01-21 3:49:22 PM  

LordOfThePings: The 34-year-old man, who has not been named

Poor guy, 34 years old and his parents still haven't given him a name.


I actually came here to comment on that.
 
2022-01-21 3:52:45 PM  
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2022-01-21 4:33:19 PM  
Oh carrots are divine; you get a dozen for a dime; it's maaaaagic....

It was a freak accident:  Six freaks in a minivan ran into 2 freaks on a motorcycle.
 
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