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(The Takeout) Hero Ron Pinto is an American hero   (thetakeout.com) divider line
    More: Hero, Bowling ball, Hatchback, Tailgate party, Buffalo Bills, Hot dog, Hamburger, Ford Pinto, The Cabinet  
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1141 clicks; posted to Food » on 21 Jan 2022 at 2:05 PM (17 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-01-21 12:10:39 PM  
He's quite a bean.
 
2022-01-21 12:19:24 PM  
It's Pinto Ron. And the bowling ball shot is a must for tailgates.
 
2022-01-21 12:58:22 PM  
Just don't bump into him from behind.
 
2022-01-21 1:45:41 PM  
I'm a Bills fan now that the pats are dead for the season... I'd like to see them do it this year.
 
2022-01-21 2:19:51 PM  
"Ken Johnson, your Bills Mafia name is Pinto."

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2022-01-21 3:06:40 PM  
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Googling: temps mid to low 40s, winds 15-20, gusts 20-30mph.

National Weather Service saaaaays: windchill roughly freezing.

That's Bill's Mafia for you.
 
2022-01-21 3:31:32 PM  
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2022-01-21 3:44:34 PM  
This is horrifying. It's like every paragraph is trying to top the one before in the amount of horror induced.
 
2022-01-21 3:52:59 PM  
I mean, is that guy OK? We had a local like that, but he finally got some help.
 
2022-01-21 5:33:38 PM  
Those poor folding tables
 
2022-01-21 8:07:14 PM  
How the mighty have fallen.

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2022-01-21 9:23:12 PM  
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I had no idea Doc was a Bills fan.
 
2022-01-21 9:47:21 PM  

palelizard: This is horrifying. It's like every paragraph is trying to top the one before in the amount of horror induced.


I don't know - I kinda want to hang with this guy.
 
2022-01-21 10:11:46 PM  

ChubbyTiger: palelizard: This is horrifying. It's like every paragraph is trying to top the one before in the amount of horror induced.

I don't know - I kinda want to hang with this guy.


I'd drink a beer with him
 
2022-01-21 10:55:53 PM  

ChubbyTiger: palelizard: This is horrifying. It's like every paragraph is trying to top the one before in the amount of horror induced.

I don't know - I kinda want to hang with this guy.


Axeofjudgement:I'd drink a beer with him

He sounds like he might have been fun when the party started 30 years ago, but everything kept escalating and now I'm showing up at midnight after my shift and everything's on fire and people I kinda know but aren't close with are telling me "It made sense at the time" and so I think it'd be smarter to go home and drink alone.
 
2022-01-22 12:26:38 AM  

palelizard: ChubbyTiger: palelizard: This is horrifying. It's like every paragraph is trying to top the one before in the amount of horror induced.

I don't know - I kinda want to hang with this guy.

Axeofjudgement:I'd drink a beer with him

He sounds like he might have been fun when the party started 30 years ago, but everything kept escalating and now I'm showing up at midnight after my shift and everything's on fire and people I kinda know but aren't close with are telling me "It made sense at the time" and so I think it'd be smarter to go home and drink alone.


This is why no one will remember your name.
 
2022-01-22 6:06:22 AM  
"he remains the nation's  Buffalo's foremost tailgate expert"

That boy ain't right in the head
 
2022-01-22 7:20:42 AM  
Yes. Please serve me spoiled hot dogs that sat next to a 30 year old jug of milk on a hot afternoon in September.
 
2022-01-22 9:54:59 AM  
Dude makes some good beans.

\but crap cars
 
2022-01-22 10:22:21 AM  

Axeofjudgement: palelizard: ChubbyTiger: palelizard: This is horrifying. It's like every paragraph is trying to top the one before in the amount of horror induced.

I don't know - I kinda want to hang with this guy.

Axeofjudgement:I'd drink a beer with him

He sounds like he might have been fun when the party started 30 years ago, but everything kept escalating and now I'm showing up at midnight after my shift and everything's on fire and people I kinda know but aren't close with are telling me "It made sense at the time" and so I think it'd be smarter to go home and drink alone.

This is why no one will remember your name.


They don't know his either, apparently.
 
2022-01-22 11:14:11 AM  
Anyone else notice the P and I in the last name of the headline is both capitalized?
 
2022-01-22 12:11:32 PM  
Yeah, if thats how you define a hero do the world a favor and never reproduce
 
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