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(Yahoo)   Traffic lawyer Jenna Ellis tries the mean girl approach to avoid the January 6th Committee   (yahoo.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, President of the United States, George W. Bush, Vice President of the United States, President, Washington, D.C., Twelfth Amendment to the United States Constitution, Electoral College, former Trump lawyer Jenna Ellis  
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2022-01-21 9:22:15 AM  
they're 'mad' they can't 'date' her


Exactly.  That's the same reason Rudy got a subpoena.
 
2022-01-21 9:24:35 AM  
Stop trying to make retch happen... Oh, no, wait... I'm retching right now. Proceed.
 
2022-01-21 9:24:57 AM  

Sin_City_Superhero: they're 'mad' they can't 'date' her


Exactly.  That's the same reason Rudy got a subpoena.


And that total hottie Sidney Powell
 
2022-01-21 9:29:59 AM  
Someone should fart in her general direction.
 
2022-01-21 9:31:03 AM  
You ain't all that girl.
 
2022-01-21 9:33:11 AM  
WAT
 
2022-01-21 9:37:25 AM  
No dear.  They want to talk to you because you committed TREASON. Be glad it a namby pamby committee and not the founding fathers.  They took treason seriously.
 
2022-01-21 9:42:11 AM  
She doesn't even go here!
 
2022-01-21 10:06:48 AM  
Don't flatter yourself, girl.  The only dating anyone might want to do with you for whatever reason is of the carbon variety.  And even then they'd use three pairs of gloves.
 
2022-01-21 10:12:24 AM  
yeah, no
 
2022-01-21 10:18:46 AM  
Have fun with that 6 figure lawyer bill.
 
2022-01-21 10:18:52 AM  
They don't want to date you Jenna, they want to fark you.  Repeatedly.
 
2022-01-21 10:20:32 AM  
What exactly is she alleging about Congresswoman Liz Cheney?
 
2022-01-21 10:24:28 AM  
That subpoena...
 
2022-01-21 10:29:33 AM  

Psychopusher: Don't flatter yourself, girl.  The only dating anyone might want to do with you for whatever reason is of the carbon variety.  And even then they'd use three pairs of gloves.


I suppose it depends on how much someone had to drink and what's left in the bar at 2AM.
 
2022-01-21 10:46:59 AM  

mrshowrules: Psychopusher: Don't flatter yourself, girl.  The only dating anyone might want to do with you for whatever reason is of the carbon variety.  And even then they'd use three pairs of gloves.

I suppose it depends on how much someone had to drink and what's left in the bar at 2AM.


It would take a lot of tequila.  And the worm.  And CTE.
 
2022-01-21 10:53:45 AM  

Psychopusher: mrshowrules: Psychopusher: Don't flatter yourself, girl.  The only dating anyone might want to do with you for whatever reason is of the carbon variety.  And even then they'd use three pairs of gloves.

I suppose it depends on how much someone had to drink and what's left in the bar at 2AM.

It would take a lot of tequila.  And the worm.  And CTE.


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2022-01-21 10:58:48 AM  

Psychopusher: mrshowrules: Psychopusher: Don't flatter yourself, girl.  The only dating anyone might want to do with you for whatever reason is of the carbon variety.  And even then they'd use three pairs of gloves.

I suppose it depends on how much someone had to drink and what's left in the bar at 2AM.

It would take a lot of tequila.  And the worm.  And CTE.


Paging Antonio Brown.
 
2022-01-21 11:56:06 AM  
Is anyone surprised that Trump hired a vapid narcissist to be his lawyer?
 
2022-01-21 12:06:37 PM  
I thought that was the AOC approach?
 
2022-01-21 12:06:51 PM  
January 6th committee responds "please, you're like, a six at best."
 
2022-01-21 12:07:09 PM  
Holy crap, what is she? Eight?

(I know the answer)
 
2022-01-21 12:08:03 PM  
I can't imagine she's sleeping well these days.
 
2022-01-21 12:08:34 PM  

Wadded Beef: Holy crap, what is she? Eight?

(I know the answer)


Might explain why she has texts from Matt Gaetz on her phone.
 
2022-01-21 12:09:09 PM  
Yeah, that's it.

hurr durr durr durr

/Republican "hot", see Kristi Noem etc.

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2022-01-21 12:09:25 PM  
Can you just do that?

Like can I just not show up at jury duty? Even without a valid excuse?

You should have a pretty gosh darn big excuse for this one, Ms. Ellis.
 
2022-01-21 12:10:17 PM  

MattytheMouse: January 6th committee responds "please, you're like, a six at best."


or a 1 out of a 6
 
2022-01-21 12:10:28 PM  
Date you??

Didn't Roody blast a covid shart at you in the middle of a hearing?

You'd have to take a bio-hazard shower before anyone would "date" you.
 
2022-01-21 12:11:17 PM  
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2022-01-21 12:11:23 PM  
That's the saddest thing I've ever heard. How farking fragile is your ego that you believe that you're so pretty that anyone who does something you don't like is just an incel trying to get even?

Man, that's just two suicide notes stapled to her chest sad.
 
2022-01-21 12:11:36 PM  

WalkingCarpet: Yeah, that's it.

hurr durr durr durr

/Republican "hot", see Kristi Noem etc.

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2022-01-21 12:11:46 PM  

edmo: I thought that was the AOC approach?


Yeah she's not even smart enough to come up with her own material, she has to steal it from someone else.
 
2022-01-21 12:11:53 PM  
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2022-01-21 12:11:57 PM  
Suddenly getting hit by a bus?
 
2022-01-21 12:12:19 PM  
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2022-01-21 12:12:35 PM  
Anyone in HR who ever tells you that whatever you said wasn't very professional... well, cite Jenna Ellis' cartoon lady-clown shiat show's quote. Hell, don't stop there, just pretend your TFG and turn it around on 'em. You may as well go out having fun.
 
2022-01-21 12:12:49 PM  

Farkin_Crazy: Date you??

Didn't Roody blast a covid shart at you in the middle of a hearing?

You'd have to take a bio-hazard shower before anyone would "date" you.


The shower isn't going to help make her any more appealing, what she's got you can't wash off
 
2022-01-21 12:12:51 PM  

theteacher: MattytheMouse: January 6th committee responds "please, you're like, a six at best."

or a 1 out of a 6


Please. I know she's a trump lawyer, but let's put politics aside and say that she's the default female character in a Fox News MMO, and that's still pretty ok looking, if you're into stock blond women.
 
2022-01-21 12:13:20 PM  
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2022-01-21 12:13:32 PM  

JerkStore: That's the saddest thing I've ever heard. How farking fragile is your ego that you believe that you're so pretty that anyone who does something you don't like is just an incel trying to get even?

Man, that's just two suicide notes stapled to her chest sad.


You want to see sadder, look at the replies to her tweet. So many lonely creepy right wingers.
 
2022-01-21 12:13:39 PM  
I would not hit that. Her knees aren't sharp enough.
 
2022-01-21 12:13:41 PM  

Cyrusv10: WalkingCarpet: Yeah, that's it.

hurr durr durr durr

/Republican "hot", see Kristi Noem etc.

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Republican "hot"


We seem to have different ideas of what constitutes hot or not.
 
2022-01-21 12:14:10 PM  
I wouldn't fark her with a stolen dick and Mitch McConnell pushing.
 
2022-01-21 12:14:23 PM  
Date her?   I'd put her in the mid 50s, and a bad dresser with clothing buying skills that stopped in her teens.  Hair from the 90s.  She did get rid of all the shoulder pad suits she and her mom bought together.
 
2022-01-21 12:14:23 PM  

oldernell: No dear.  They want to talk to you because you committed TREASON. Be glad it a namby pamby committee and not the founding fathers.  They took treason seriously.


And did it well,kicked the govs. butt and started a new better one withe hookers and blackjack.
 
2022-01-21 12:14:56 PM  
So... echoing AOC's comment.  The problem being, AOC struck a nerve, this idiot just has some.
 
2022-01-21 12:15:03 PM  

MattytheMouse: theteacher: MattytheMouse: January 6th committee responds "please, you're like, a six at best."

or a 1 out of a 6

Please. I know she's a trump lawyer, but let's put politics aside and say that she's the default female character in a Fox News MMO, and that's still pretty ok looking, if you're into stock blond women.


1/6

She's no 
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2022-01-21 12:15:55 PM  
Republican hot:
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2022-01-21 12:16:18 PM  

theteacher: MattytheMouse: theteacher: MattytheMouse: January 6th committee responds "please, you're like, a six at best."

or a 1 out of a 6

Please. I know she's a trump lawyer, but let's put politics aside and say that she's the default female character in a Fox News MMO, and that's still pretty ok looking, if you're into stock blond women.

1/6

She's no [s3media.247sports.com image 309x232]


OOOH! 1/6.

I get it now. I'm slow, okay?
 
2022-01-21 12:16:19 PM  
Conservatives couldn't shut up about Amy Schneider's jawline, but are oddly silent about this gal's ability to open a coconut with her teeth.
 
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