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(Above the Law)   Sidney Powell plans to use her 1/6 committee appearance to blow the lid off these election shenanigans. Joe and Kamala no doubt worried, stocking up on popcorn   (abovethelaw.com) divider line
    More: Giggity, Voting, Fraud, Select Committee, Election, Rudy Giuliani, Sidney Powell, Writ, credible evidence  
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2671 clicks; posted to Politics » on 21 Jan 2022 at 1:05 PM (17 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-01-21 9:21:19 AM  
🎶 if you ain't got nothin' 🎵 you got, nothin' to lose 🎶
 
2022-01-21 10:00:28 AM  
More perjury, eh? Let's see how that works out for her.
 
2022-01-21 10:17:51 AM  

fragMasterFlash: More perjury, eh? Let's see how that works out for her.


Maybe some day she'll even face legal consequences.
 
2022-01-21 12:03:16 PM  
Powell watched this clip and nodded along, muttering "of course!"

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2022-01-21 12:06:29 PM  
What's the over/under on times the committee has to ask her to limit her answer to the question at hand?
 
2022-01-21 12:32:20 PM  
FTFA: Ms. Powell has received the January 6 Committee's subpoena, and she looks forward to providing the Committee with significant evidence in support of the election fraud statements and claims she presented on behalf of the electors and clients she represented.

I hope she stands up at the start of her introduction, drops trou or lifts her skirt, squats and takes a steaming Schwifty on the desk next to the microphone with her ass to the Committee. That would be funny. That would be comedy. And it would place her in less legal jeopardy than opening her mouth.
 
2022-01-21 1:04:40 PM  

OdradekRex: What's the over/under on times the committee has to ask her to limit her answer to the question at hand?


All of the times.
 
2022-01-21 1:08:02 PM  

OdradekRex: What's the over/under on times the committee has to ask her to limit her answer to the question at hand?


"Could you state your name for the record please?"

"HUGO CHAVEZ!!!  DOMINION!!  Release the KRAKEN!!"
 
2022-01-21 1:09:36 PM  
If the election wasn't stolen, then why come they didn't count any of the votes for Matty the Mouse that I submitted using my dead grandmas name?
 
2022-01-21 1:10:48 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: fragMasterFlash: More perjury, eh? Let's see how that works out for her.

Maybe some day she'll even face legal consequences.


In this timeline, she is going to become the head of the Election Integrity Agency once the GOP-controlled Senate eliminates the filibuster to pass through its creation and her appointment.
 
2022-01-21 1:11:07 PM  
I'd say it's "put up or shut up" time for her, but let's face it, that was over a year ago.
 
2022-01-21 1:11:14 PM  

OldRod: OdradekRex: What's the over/under on times the committee has to ask her to limit her answer to the question at hand?

"Could you state your name for the record please?"

"HUGO CHAVEZ!!!  DOMINION!!  Release the KRAKEN!!"


"Hugo Weaving!!! Dominoes!!! Release the Karen!!!
She's nuttier than a shiathouse rat.
 
2022-01-21 1:11:16 PM  
I had a friend whose admission to the bar was delayed for almost a year because he admitted that he suffered from depression and was in therapy.

The fact that this crazy biatch is still making frivolous and bizarre claims without any real intervention by the bar is just utterly shocking.
 
2022-01-21 1:11:24 PM  

Somacandra: I hope she stands up at the start of her introduction, drops trou or lifts her skirt, squats and takes a steaming Schwifty on the desk next to the microphone with her ass to the Committee.


Ah, so that's what "releasing the kraken" is all about. Now it makes sense!
 
2022-01-21 1:11:37 PM  
The Jan 6 committee just put "sedition aided by witchcraft" on the menu.   It's a special kind of witchcraft, aimed at slowing, denying, or perverting justice -- more attitude than magic.
 
2022-01-21 1:12:23 PM  

aremmes: Somacandra: I hope she stands up at the start of her introduction, drops trou or lifts her skirt, squats and takes a steaming Schwifty on the desk next to the microphone with her ass to the Committee.

Ah, so that's what "releasing the kraken" is all about. Now it makes sense!


I mean, the whole Kraken comparison is apt, since the Kraken was released and then immediately killed without doing a goddamn thing lol
 
2022-01-21 1:12:35 PM  
It's like they don't know or understand that The Kraken lost.
 
2022-01-21 1:12:39 PM  
Where's the damn Kraken?
 
2022-01-21 1:13:43 PM  
How is taking the fifth on every question, even state your full name, "blowing the lid" off anything?
 
2022-01-21 1:14:05 PM  
Sydney is probably running a grift. "   Yo Donald, how much money you got ?  I is gonna squeal without being greased"
 
2022-01-21 1:16:20 PM  
I hope she is torn to shreds and left in a quivering, bleeding heap.
 
2022-01-21 1:16:53 PM  

aremmes: Somacandra: I hope she stands up at the start of her introduction, drops trou or lifts her skirt, squats and takes a steaming Schwifty on the desk next to the microphone with her ass to the Committee.

Ah, so that's what "releasing the kraken" is all about. Now it makes sense!


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I shall wewease the quaken!!
 
2022-01-21 1:17:23 PM  
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2022-01-21 1:17:32 PM  
Interview the rebuttal witnesses first and roll the videotape every time she lies.  "You've testified under oath that Barney the Dinosaur and Bluey ran election fraud from a secret lair in a volcano in Tonga and that the recent volcanic eruption there was an attempt to cover this up.  Well, we heard from Barney and Bluey yesterday, and they testified they were there only on vacation and that their relationship is strictly platonic."
 
2022-01-21 1:18:29 PM  
So she got the shiat sued out of her for lying before, and she's ready to do it again?

Yes, please.  More of this.
 
2022-01-21 1:18:36 PM  
Charge her with perjury, lying to Congress, and obstruction of government proceedings. One count for each stupid word uttered.
 
2022-01-21 1:18:42 PM  
Powell: "I was watching Court TV. I think I found a loophole. I'm gonna talk to the judge about a writ of Habeas Corpus. I'll put the SYSTEM on trial!"

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2022-01-21 1:18:49 PM  
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2022-01-21 1:19:22 PM  
ALSO......I almost forgot about the whole "The Kraken was part of Hades' plan to launch a coup on Zeus" thing...
 
2022-01-21 1:19:29 PM  
It shouldn't be televised live.

If it is, she is going to rant incoherently. ignore the questions, refuse to stop spouting bullshiat, and eventually force security to drag her from the chamber.

She will then use that footage to try and raise more money.
 
2022-01-21 1:22:45 PM  
Is she going to be wearing the trademark faux leopard skin shawl and gold necklace?
It would be great if she started slowly transforming during testimony growing tentacles and expanding while pleading the 5th. That would be some quality courtroom TV drama
 
2022-01-21 1:23:25 PM  

OdradekRex: What's the over/under on times the committee has to ask her to limit her answer to the question at hand?


 
2022-01-21 1:23:50 PM  

Jake Havechek: Where's the damn Kraken?


With this bunch its "Crackin'"
 
2022-01-21 1:24:47 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: fragMasterFlash: More perjury, eh? Let's see how that works out for her.

Maybe some day she'll even face legal consequences.


Weren't you the one abut a week ago saying all these investigation need to be dropped?
 
2022-01-21 1:25:43 PM  
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2022-01-21 1:26:08 PM  
Well? Get kraken'
 
2022-01-21 1:28:34 PM  

Jake Havechek: Where's the damn Kraken?


Gone... all of it.
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2022-01-21 1:31:49 PM  
Sidney Powell is testifying and the Seattle Kraken win two games in a row for the first time???

Study it out, people.

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2022-01-21 1:31:58 PM  
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2022-01-21 1:32:39 PM  
"Powell believed an internet hoax that CIA Director Gina Haspel had been wounded in Germany trying to hide evidence of vote tampering in the US election, so she called up a Pentagon official and urged him to go arrest Haspel and seize the incriminating server. "

lol
 
2022-01-21 1:33:25 PM  
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2022-01-21 1:34:24 PM  

Great_Milenko: How is taking the fifth on every question, even state your full name, "blowing the lid" off anything?


Why would she do that?  This is her dream- she gets to go on national TV and talk about how the election was stolen for hours on end.  It's not like she's going to answer the questions asked of her, it's just going to be a nonstop stream of kraken.

The only way they'll get her off the stand is if they cut her mic.
 
2022-01-21 1:34:43 PM  

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: It shouldn't be televised live.

If it is, she is going to rant incoherently. ignore the questions, refuse to stop spouting bullshiat, and eventually force security to drag her from the chamber.

She will then use that footage to try and raise more money.


On her I would love to see it even if she tried dropping sound bites. Can they threaten contempt of Congress? Probably not but seeing Eric 5th out 500 times would have been glorious.
 
2022-01-21 1:36:21 PM  
"We've noticed you're trying to overthrow the government" LOL
 
2022-01-21 1:36:27 PM  
The real question is just what animal print is Sidney going to wear this time?


Dame rumour says that she's sourced some of that same violet zebra print that Pat Benetar's catsuits used to be made out of.
 
2022-01-21 1:41:02 PM  

MattytheMouse: If the election wasn't stolen, then why come they didn't count any of the votes for Matty the Mouse that I submitted using my dead grandmas name?


Because even they knew that EvelyntheMouse wasn't a real human person.
 
2022-01-21 1:41:56 PM  
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2022-01-21 1:42:04 PM  

berylman: Is she going to be wearing the trademark faux leopard skin shawl and gold necklace?
It would be great if she started slowly transforming during testimony growing tentacles and expanding while pleading the 5th. That would be some quality courtroom TV drama


"Faux"?

Are you sure about that?
 
2022-01-21 1:44:28 PM  

Gyrfalcon: MattytheMouse: If the election wasn't stolen, then why come they didn't count any of the votes for Matty the Mouse that I submitted using my dead grandmas name?

Because even they knew that EvelyntheMouse wasn't a real human person.


Because she's not, and that is discrimination.
 
2022-01-21 1:48:03 PM  

Glockenspiel Hero: Great_Milenko: How is taking the fifth on every question, even state your full name, "blowing the lid" off anything?

Why would she do that?  This is her dream- she gets to go on national TV and talk about how the election was stolen for hours on end.  It's not like she's going to answer the questions asked of her, it's just going to be a nonstop stream of kraken.

The only way they'll get her off the stand is if they cut her mic.


These are closed door hearings and the committee's not going to have any sympathy for her bullshiat stolen election crap. Hopefully, This will lead to disbarment. None of these people should ever practice law again.
 
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