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2022-01-21 9:25:27 AM  
Maggie inconsolable.
 
TWX
2022-01-21 10:15:53 AM  
Who the fark thought it would be a good idea to make the protecting ring a separate componet from the part that goes into the mouth?!
 
2022-01-21 10:27:02 AM  
I'd never buy such a boring pacifier for my kid.

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2022-01-21 10:29:15 AM  
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2022-01-21 10:29:19 AM  
One of my pet hates is seeing a child of one-year old (or older) with a pacifier stuck in its mouth.  If it's old enough to drink out of a sippy cup, it's too old for a pacifier - end of. Not taking it away from a normal one-year old is pathetically weak parenting.  It's also a great recipe for badly affecting their teeth.

I've seen crotch fruit as old as five with them, and it's all I can do not to walk over and snatch it out of their mouths.
 
2022-01-21 10:30:47 AM  
Sucking on a little dick. Just like smokers.
 
2022-01-21 10:32:36 AM  
Irresponsible use of the Scary tag over the PSA one.

/wags finger
//considers strongly worded letter
///Some other ineffective way to scold subby
 
2022-01-21 10:33:13 AM  
I hung on to mine pretty long. I remember taking it out to speak, and putting it back when I said my peace. Over and out!
 
2022-01-21 10:35:50 AM  
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2022-01-21 10:36:34 AM  
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2022-01-21 10:41:25 AM  
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2022-01-21 10:42:23 AM  
What about for "other" uses?

/inquiring for a colleague
 
2022-01-21 10:47:10 AM  
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2022-01-21 10:47:42 AM  
It doesn't just suck, it also blows
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2022-01-21 10:48:29 AM  

Only You Can See This: One of my pet hates is seeing a child of one-year old (or older) with a pacifier stuck in its mouth.  If it's old enough to drink out of a sippy cup, it's too old for a pacifier - end of. Not taking it away from a normal one-year old is pathetically weak parenting.  It's also a great recipe for badly affecting their teeth.


I misread that as "one of my pets hates seeing a child with a pacifier" and thought you had a dog or cat that was super invested in child development.
 
2022-01-21 10:54:04 AM  
That design simply sucks. This has been the primary problem for pacifiers for ages now. Anyone with half a brain knows that the nipple has to be a large enough single piece that if it's on its own it's not a choking hazard. It's possible to just design a bomb-proof method of attaching the nipple to the flange, but if it fails in the slightest you've killed a baby, and are paying for one hell of a recall
 
2022-01-21 11:08:05 AM  

HailRobonia: Only You Can See This: One of my pet hates is seeing a child of one-year old (or older) with a pacifier stuck in its mouth.  If it's old enough to drink out of a sippy cup, it's too old for a pacifier - end of. Not taking it away from a normal one-year old is pathetically weak parenting.  It's also a great recipe for badly affecting their teeth.

I misread that as "one of my pets hates seeing a child with a pacifier" and thought you had a dog or cat that was super invested in child development.


I'm currently training my dogs to steal pacifiers from the mouths of toddlers, so you were in the right area.
 
2022-01-21 11:08:19 AM  

Only You Can See This: One of my pet hates is seeing a child of one-year old (or older) with a pacifier stuck in its mouth.  If it's old enough to drink out of a sippy cup, it's too old for a pacifier - end of. Not taking it away from a normal one-year old is pathetically weak parenting.  It's also a great recipe for badly affecting their teeth.

I've seen crotch fruit as old as five with them, and it's all I can do not to walk over and snatch it out of their mouths.


How about you mind your own farking business.
 
2022-01-21 11:13:47 AM  

American-Irish eyes: Only You Can See This: One of my pet hates is seeing a child of one-year old (or older) with a pacifier stuck in its mouth.  If it's old enough to drink out of a sippy cup, it's too old for a pacifier - end of. Not taking it away from a normal one-year old is pathetically weak parenting.  It's also a great recipe for badly affecting their teeth.

I've seen crotch fruit as old as five with them, and it's all I can do not to walk over and snatch it out of their mouths.

How about you mind your own farking business.


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2022-01-21 11:18:37 AM  
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2022-01-21 11:20:50 AM  
FRIGG-ing pacifiers

/didn't want to do that, but I almost tripped over it.
 
2022-01-21 11:22:31 AM  

American-Irish eyes: Only You Can See This: One of my pet hates is seeing a child of one-year old (or older) with a pacifier stuck in its mouth.  If it's old enough to drink out of a sippy cup, it's too old for a pacifier - end of. Not taking it away from a normal one-year old is pathetically weak parenting.  It's also a great recipe for badly affecting their teeth.

I've seen crotch fruit as old as five with them, and it's all I can do not to walk over and snatch it out of their mouths.

How about you mind your own farking business.


They did. But that isn't stopping them from talking about these shiat parents on Fark.
 
2022-01-21 11:24:47 AM  

Only You Can See This: American-Irish eyes: Only You Can See This: One of my pet hates is seeing a child of one-year old (or older) with a pacifier stuck in its mouth.  If it's old enough to drink out of a sippy cup, it's too old for a pacifier - end of. Not taking it away from a normal one-year old is pathetically weak parenting.  It's also a great recipe for badly affecting their teeth.

I've seen crotch fruit as old as five with them, and it's all I can do not to walk over and snatch it out of their mouths.

How about you mind your own farking business.

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farkers like you that believe they can raise children better than parents is why Virginia flipped red.  Honestly, I hope you assholes out yourselves so more states flip.  You guys made parents a voting block and placed yourselves firmly on the opposition.
 
2022-01-21 11:32:49 AM  

American-Irish eyes: Only You Can See This: American-Irish eyes: Only You Can See This: One of my pet hates is seeing a child of one-year old (or older) with a pacifier stuck in its mouth.  If it's old enough to drink out of a sippy cup, it's too old for a pacifier - end of. Not taking it away from a normal one-year old is pathetically weak parenting.  It's also a great recipe for badly affecting their teeth.

I've seen crotch fruit as old as five with them, and it's all I can do not to walk over and snatch it out of their mouths.

How about you mind your own farking business.

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farkers like you that believe they can raise children better than parents is why Virginia flipped red.  Honestly, I hope you assholes out yourselves so more states flip.  You guys made parents a voting block and placed yourselves firmly on the opposition.


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2022-01-21 11:37:55 AM  

Russ1642: American-Irish eyes: Only You Can See This: American-Irish eyes: Only You Can See This: One of my pet hates is seeing a child of one-year old (or older) with a pacifier stuck in its mouth.  If it's old enough to drink out of a sippy cup, it's too old for a pacifier - end of. Not taking it away from a normal one-year old is pathetically weak parenting.  It's also a great recipe for badly affecting their teeth.

I've seen crotch fruit as old as five with them, and it's all I can do not to walk over and snatch it out of their mouths.

How about you mind your own farking business.

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farkers like you that believe they can raise children better than parents is why Virginia flipped red.  Honestly, I hope you assholes out yourselves so more states flip.  You guys made parents a voting block and placed yourselves firmly on the opposition.

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Well put.
 
2022-01-21 11:39:09 AM  
Heh. Frigg.
 
hej
2022-01-21 11:53:34 AM  
Am I supposed to be impressed?  Flying around the world should take like a week, max.
 
2022-01-21 12:08:52 PM  
"Recall alert: If your child has these pacifiers, stop using them immediately"

Parents really shouldn't be using their children's pacifiers anyhow.
 
TWX
2022-01-21 3:07:28 PM  

Jaesop: "Recall alert: If your child has these pacifiers, stop using them immediately"

Parents really shouldn't be using their children's pacifiers anyhow.



A mother comes home and finds her teenage son.

"Son, take off my blouse..."

"Now take off my skirt..."

"Take off my bra, take off my panties..."


...

"And if I EVER find you wearing my clothes again you'll be grounded for the rest of your life!"
 
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