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2022-01-21 11:25:33 AM  
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand they're gone

/or they soon will be
 
2022-01-21 1:20:42 PM  
At least Meat Loaf is still alive!
 
2022-01-21 3:56:53 PM  
and Louie Anderson
 
2022-01-21 3:58:02 PM  
and Donald Trump

/well one can hope he's fat guy #3
 
2022-01-21 3:58:40 PM  
I briefly held the world record for being the youngest person alive.
 
2022-01-21 3:59:07 PM  
There's some kind of criminal conspiracy afoot. Why does the world's oldest person keep dying?
 
2022-01-21 3:59:38 PM  
It ain't me!
 
2022-01-21 4:01:29 PM  

The5thElement: I briefly held the world record for being the youngest person alive.



Baby Diego?
 
2022-01-21 4:03:13 PM  
According to that photo, she's pretty even now. I bet she was a knockout 90 years ago.
 
2022-01-21 4:03:49 PM  
Well, WAS pretty.
 
2022-01-21 4:04:06 PM  
I have to admit, the old girl looked pretty good for 115. If you said she was 85, I would have believed you.
 
2022-01-21 4:09:26 PM  
Her 94 year old nephew.
Good genes in that family
 
2022-01-21 4:11:27 PM  

Weatherkiss: There's some kind of criminal conspiracy afoot. Why does the world's oldest person keep dying?


Fetish serial killer.
 
2022-01-21 4:13:17 PM  
Sutcliffe had credited her long life to the fact that she never had children, never smoked and believed strongly in never worrying about anything, Mason said.

The life philosophy of Alfred E. Neuman abides to her longevity
 
2022-01-21 4:13:34 PM  

Weatherkiss: There's some kind of criminal conspiracy afoot. Why does the world's oldest person keep dying?


Maybe they keep falling off the fence?
 
2022-01-21 4:13:55 PM  

Weatherkiss: There's some kind of criminal conspiracy afoot. Why does the world's oldest person keep dying?


Sleepy Joe keeps sending his assassins.
 
2022-01-21 4:14:05 PM  

Weatherkiss: There's some kind of criminal conspiracy afoot. Why does the world's oldest person keep dying?



Maybe there is a serial killer who is compelled to choose these people as victims. Probably someone with a MO of using a pillow to smother them.

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2022-01-21 4:17:40 PM  

Weatherkiss: There's some kind of criminal conspiracy afoot. Why does the world's oldest person keep dying?


According to morons, they're dying of the Covid vaccine
 
2022-01-21 4:47:54 PM  

punishmentforshoplifting: Weatherkiss: There's some kind of criminal conspiracy afoot. Why does the world's oldest person keep dying?

According to morons, they're dying of the Covid vaccine


Well how many times did she die BEFORE the vaccine?  Checkmate vacctardo!
 
2022-01-21 4:57:59 PM  
 
2022-01-21 4:59:13 PM  
Why does this keep happening?
 
2022-01-21 5:00:24 PM  
Sad tag? It's not like she died at 110.
 
2022-01-21 5:10:49 PM  

Weatherkiss: There's some kind of criminal conspiracy afoot. Why does the world's oldest person keep dying?


I suspect that the second oldest person is jealous.
 
2022-01-21 5:35:23 PM  
again?
 
2022-01-21 5:37:01 PM  
She picked a good time to hang it up. 2022 is off to a rocky start.
 
2022-01-21 6:51:04 PM  
I prefer the old ones who attribute their long life to bacon and whiskey
 
2022-01-21 7:01:54 PM  
One of my great-grandmothers (father's mother's mother) made it to 104.  Got kicked by a horse at 102 and her hip never healed, so after two years she just gave up.  She had been running her farm by herself for over 15 years.  Her husband died at 93.

My father, my mother's father and my brother all died around 50. I'm 70, so who knows.

Sutcliffe had credited her long life to the fact that she never had children, never smoked and believed strongly in never worrying about anything, Mason said.

I have to agree with her on all three points.
 
2022-01-21 7:21:31 PM  
When I was a teen back in the 60's a member of my extended family was 100. I thought it was great that Lincoln was President when she was born.
 
2022-01-21 8:33:36 PM  
There's a guy in my congregation who's 92. He's got leukemia and Parkinson's. Great guy. He's down to 100 lbs. He stopped eating this week and told his family that he thinks it's time to die. His wife and daughter have a "not on my watch" attitude about it and have him in the hospital for a blood transfusion. Honestly, it's time for him to go...on his own terms. He's left it all on the field and wants some control over how he hangs 'em up. I am looking to find a way to support him and help him get his wishes across to his family in a way they can understand. Probably will have something to do with loving him enough to let him go.

Ugh.
 
2022-01-21 11:12:39 PM  
Man, they get younger every time.
 
2022-01-22 1:53:22 AM  
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