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(Marketwatch)   Peleton CEO, for second time in a month: "He's not really dead"   ( divider line
    More: Giggity, Extended hours trading, Revenue, Peloton Interactive Inc. shares, Stock market, Report, Better, media reports, Chief Executive John Foley  
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804 clicks; posted to Business » on 21 Jan 2022 at 11:35 AM (16 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2022-01-21 11:56:56 AM  
I guess we'll know if he is telling the truth if he dumps a bunch of stock.
2022-01-21 12:01:30 PM  
OK, but what about the Peloton CEO?
2022-01-21 12:05:51 PM  
Dead cat bounce.
2022-01-21 12:19:57 PM  
I can't speak for all the other cycles out there, but mine is very safe! While celebrating the New Year, and after about 11 beers, I decided to get a jump on my resolution. Next thing I knew, two hours had passed. I woke up in a sitting position with arms resting on the handle bars and head down. However, during that time, someone peed my pants a little bit  and got some throw up on my right shoe. Whoever did that, I'd like to have a word with them. They didn't steal anything and even reset my alarm system for me. I know for a fact that I was home alone when this took place. Aliens? That might explain the two knuckle shaped dents on my forehead.
/ ;)
2022-01-21 12:32:34 PM  
He feels happy!
2022-01-21 12:43:22 PM  
"and we are totally gonna figure out how to turn a fad into lasting business.  totally!!"
2022-01-21 12:51:10 PM  
He's really, most sincerely dead?
2022-01-21 12:52:58 PM  
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2022-01-21 1:30:01 PM  
Well Mr. CEO you have to understand people are morons. A good example of this is when the show This is Us had a fire caused by a crock pot and the next day people are throwing them away and not ordering them. People are stupid and easily swayed by stories on the TV.
2022-01-21 3:54:16 PM  
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