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7657 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 Jan 2022 at 6:30 AM (29 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-01-21 12:43:43 AM  
Not enough attention from mummy, serious issues.
 
2022-01-21 2:14:40 AM  
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2022-01-21 2:18:02 AM  
This will surely sink him.
 
2022-01-21 3:29:11 AM  
Mini Meat Curtains
 
2022-01-21 6:38:40 AM  
English Idioms
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2022-01-21 6:43:50 AM  
Curtains
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2022-01-21 6:49:37 AM  

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daw one is even pole dancing for him
 
2022-01-21 6:49:42 AM  
I'm beginning to think this guy might be some sort of asshole who objectifies and degrades women

/Just kidding, always thought that
 
2022-01-21 6:49:46 AM  
I would walk up 4 flights of stairs to close the shades for my maid and tell her sorry for some reason because I'm way too midwestern.
 
2022-01-21 6:54:54 AM  
If Meatloaf is dead and andrew is alive I don't want to live in this world anymore
 
2022-01-21 6:59:21 AM  
The school around here with his name recently announced the school will have a new name next year. It's the No Name school now which will obviously help the education budget
 
2022-01-21 6:59:45 AM  
The Andrew formerly known as Prince.  Maybe we could come up with a symbol to represent him

💩
 
2022-01-21 7:03:02 AM  
He looks like he would be a sniveling, spoiled little twat.

Though frankly I expect anyone calling themselves"royalty" to be a spoiled little twat.
 
2022-01-21 7:05:52 AM  
With a case in the US, I'll be disappointed if they don't give a literal prince the affluenza defense.
 
Pew
2022-01-21 7:06:00 AM  
The era of royal servants keeping mum has passed. I look forward to more revealing details like this.
 
2022-01-21 7:06:11 AM  
He said: 'It had about 50 or 60 stuffed toys positioned on the bed and basically there was a card the inspector showed us in a drawer and it was a picture of these bears all in situ.

'The reason for the laminated picture was if those bears weren't put back in the right order by the maids, he would shout and scream.'


That's a pretty good summary of why we shouldn't have royalty right there.
 
2022-01-21 7:08:12 AM  

Tr0mBoNe: The school around here with his name recently announced the school will have a new name next year. It's the No Name school now which will obviously help the education budget


Looking for a fistful of dollars for the school with no name?
 
2022-01-21 7:11:11 AM  

GRCooper: The Andrew formerly known as Prince.  Maybe we could come up with a symbol to represent him

💩


(_*_)
 
2022-01-21 7:13:25 AM  
Charlotte Briggs claimed on Thursday that she was 'left in tears' by Andrew's foul-mouth rants, and on one occasion faced his wrath over a tiny gap in his curtains.

This is British slang for interrupted sleep, so I can understand why he'd be upset.
 
2022-01-21 7:14:10 AM  
Really looking forward to his new show on Netflix: 'Just Andy'.
 
2022-01-21 7:15:51 AM  
Entitled does refer to having a title, such as Prince, Duke, King, Queen, etc.
Does this mean anything in today's world? Should it?
 
2022-01-21 7:18:22 AM  

Wookie_Jesus: Mini Meat Curtains


Veal curtains.
 
2022-01-21 7:19:12 AM  
what a spoiled ponce
 
2022-01-21 7:22:39 AM  
A gap in one's curtains is more annoying than a gap in one's hoop. Obscure?
 
2022-01-21 7:22:51 AM  
This Andrew fellow is starting to sound like a bit of a jerk.
 
2022-01-21 7:23:25 AM  

foo monkey: Charlotte Briggs claimed on Thursday that she was 'left in tears' by Andrew's foul-mouth rants, and on one occasion faced his wrath over a tiny gap in his curtains.

This is British slang for interrupted sleep, so I can understand why he'd be upset.


I usually like a tiny gap in the curtains, IYKWIMAITYD.
 
2022-01-21 7:26:52 AM  

max_rebo_groupie: I would walk up 4 flights of stairs to close the shades for my maid and tell her sorry for some reason because I'm way too midwestern.


Oop
 
2022-01-21 7:27:15 AM  
It's curtains for Prince Andrew
He needs to pull himself together
 
2022-01-21 7:29:39 AM  
The next season of The Crown should be fun.
 
2022-01-21 7:30:52 AM  

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and you just know he humps the big one
 
2022-01-21 7:32:50 AM  
Waiting to see how long his entitlement lasts after losing the law suit.

If he does lose doesn't that open him to criminal charges?
 
2022-01-21 7:33:04 AM  

RubiconBeer: He said: 'It had about 50 or 60 stuffed toys positioned on the bed and basically there was a card the inspector showed us in a drawer and it was a picture of these bears all in situ.

'The reason for the laminated picture was if those bears weren't put back in the right order by the maids, he would shout and scream.'

That's a pretty good summary of why we shouldn't have royalty right there.


Yes, our leaders really know how to lay their jacket on the ground.
 
2022-01-21 7:34:08 AM  
The Royal Family isn't just throwing him under the bus. They're running back and forth a few times
 
2022-01-21 7:37:33 AM  
Wow, when the Royals torch one of their own they don't fark around, do they? You can almost hear the Queen ordering this negative media blitz.
 
2022-01-21 7:40:10 AM  

Tchernobog: He looks like he would be a sniveling, spoiled little twat.

Though frankly I expect anyone calling themselves"royalty" to be a spoiled little twat.


Try meeting some.
 
2022-01-21 7:43:13 AM  

Sexy Jesus: Wow, when the Royals torch one of their own they don't fark around, do they? You can almost hear the Queen ordering this negative media blitz.


The Royals are also showing they aren't above the law.

Has to be hard on the Queen, supposedly Andrew was her favorite.
At least when they were younger.
Don't know if that changed over time.
Or if before or after these allegations and the law suit.
 
2022-01-21 7:44:54 AM  
Put him in the Tower of London.
 
2022-01-21 7:47:16 AM  
With all the vile charges pending against him, this is the most sensational thing the media can come up with?
 
HKW
2022-01-21 7:52:27 AM  
Its going to be settled out of court and with a NDA.
 
2022-01-21 7:56:41 AM  

bighairyguy: With all the vile charges pending against him, this is the most sensational thing the media can come up with?


Wait until the story about eating crackers comes out.
 
2022-01-21 8:03:19 AM  

Tr0mBoNe: The school around here with his name recently announced the school will have a new name next year. It's the No Name school now which will obviously help the education budget


*waves pompoms*

Goooooooo Blanks!
 
2022-01-21 8:04:18 AM  
Well, there's a surprise.
 
2022-01-21 8:07:34 AM  

foo monkey: Charlotte Briggs claimed on Thursday that she was 'left in tears' by Andrew's foul-mouth rants, and on one occasion faced his wrath over a tiny gap in his curtains.

This is British slang for interrupted sleep, so I can understand why he'd be upset.


Are you sure it's not British slang for leaving your fly down? Seems more on point for him.
 
2022-01-21 8:09:20 AM  

anuran: The Royal Family isn't just throwing him under the bus. They're running back and forth a few times


Really beginning to sound like he deserves it, and worse.
 
2022-01-21 8:13:10 AM  
He's clearly an entitled nonce and yet, just what the fark do you think a maid gets paid to do.?   That's right, draw the farking curtains.  He's a dick, she's just gold digging.
 
2022-01-21 8:16:41 AM  
It seems Fergie is the only one who hasn't kicked him to the curb.
And their children apparently.

According to The Daily Mail, she and the kids get to keep their titles even though he's been stripped of his.
Don't know if those titles come with a stipend...
 
2022-01-21 8:22:03 AM  
Judge no man's life until it's over. He's screwed.
 
2022-01-21 8:24:49 AM  

Trik: It seems Fergie is the only one who hasn't kicked him to the curb.
And their children apparently.

According to The Daily Mail, she and the kids get to keep their titles even though he's been stripped of his.
Don't know if those titles come with a stipend...


I did not know either, so I tried to look it up. It appears she's been in debt most of her life. So I'm gonna go out on the limb say no, they get nothing. Though the article I did read said the queen helped with some of their debt and apparently Jeffrey Epstein paid off some of their debt. I have a feeling she's embroiled pretty deep in a bunch of shiat she'd rather not be made public
 
2022-01-21 8:29:48 AM  
Did anyone else know Andrew is currently still living with Fergie?  I didn't.
 
2022-01-21 8:31:03 AM  
She is complaining she had to make his bed and stuff?  I'm not very big on royalty or privilege, but WTF is a maid supposed to do if not that sort of stuff?  If Windsor family maids being required to make beds and tidy rooms is grounds for criticism, I daresay there isn't a single one who isn't exposed to that criticism.

As to the curtain thing, he could have been being a dick or she could have been a farkup who had been instructed several times that he wanted his curtains closed properly but kept failing to do so.  Here's a hint - when an employee is persistently slack, you don't let them out of it by covering for them.  You make them do it properly even if it's inconvenient for them.  So that they know in future it is less convenient for them to be slack than it is to do it the right way the first time.

Again, I'm not into royalty or privilege and don't like the fact this family has such hereditary power and wealth at all.  But if that is grounds for criticism it's grounds for criticism of everyone who has such things, not just Prince Andrew.

This is just a maid who has been pressured by a journo to come up with something, anything, to throw dirt on the pariah of the day - and so she's come up with some complaints he expected her to do her job, and inconvenienced her when she was slack.

Weak.  Sauce.
 
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