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3784 clicks; posted to Politics » on 21 Jan 2022 at 7:18 AM (16 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-01-21 12:29:17 AM  
What a douche bag. How is this blatant pandering not totally transparent to everyone?
 
2022-01-21 12:31:39 AM  
He ran out of trees to punch?
 
2022-01-21 12:35:41 AM  

giantmeteor: What a douche bag. How is this blatant pandering not totally transparent to everyone?


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2022-01-21 12:46:29 AM  
Gun touchers, sometimes they get so excited they forget to unload them first, and end up blowing the load on family and neighbors.
 
2022-01-21 12:54:58 AM  

Lambskincoat: Gun touchers, sometimes they get so excited they forget to unload them first, and end up blowing the load on family and neighbors.


Outside of Alabama it's usually discouraged to blow your load on family and neighbors
 
2022-01-21 12:57:23 AM  

giantmeteor: What a douche bag. How is this blatant pandering not totally transparent to everyone?


Oh it is, but they figure it "triggers the libs" so they think it's awesome.
 
2022-01-21 12:57:45 AM  

Lambskincoat: Gun touchers, sometimes they get so excited they forget to unload them first, and end up blowing the load on family and neighbors.


Oh PLEASE oh please oh please oh please...
 
2022-01-21 1:02:32 AM  
Has he ever done anything for his constituents?
 
2022-01-21 2:02:42 AM  
Unless politicians are going to take after Budd Dwyer, they should really keep their guns off camer
 
2022-01-21 3:10:59 AM  
His communications director, Luke Ball, responded: "What could possibly be more patriotic than guns and veterans?"

I hope whoever received that answer responded with "veterans that have guns use them to commit suicide, asshole"
 
2022-01-21 4:44:26 AM  
Republicans love to attach themselves to members of the military and veterans in order to steal their credibility and record of service for themselves while doing nothing for them if not actively harming them. Republicans are parasites.
 
2022-01-21 6:21:52 AM  
What an obnoxious little prick.
 
2022-01-21 7:00:33 AM  
Yep, he just proved it
His dick don't work

He's also a lying scumbag, and it would be ALMOST as bad if he had been playing angry birds, pay attention to the meeting,

Love the fact he seems to be staring down the barrel
 
2022-01-21 7:21:24 AM  
FTFA: "It was immature. He's a child. He lacks common sense. I think the congressman was overcompensating for something that he lacks and feeling inadequate among the heroes on that call," said John Feal, a 9/11 first responder who was at the virtual meeting.

BOOM!
 
2022-01-21 7:22:20 AM  
Yeah, most of the veterans I know would be offended that he wasn't giving full attention to whatever meeting going on. There's a time and place for everything and you don't clean your weapon during the staff meeting.
 
2022-01-21 7:22:49 AM  
Sitler's gonna get a 100+ comment thread here at least for his antics...
 
2022-01-21 7:23:27 AM  
Gotta play with something when your dick doesn't work.
 
2022-01-21 7:24:50 AM  

Squik2: His communications director, Luke Ball, responded: "What could possibly be more patriotic than guns and veterans?"

I hope whoever received that answer responded with "veterans that have guns use them to commit suicide, asshole"


"Go away!  Watching Ow My Balls!"
 
2022-01-21 7:25:50 AM  
The Daily Beast asked Cawthorn's office if the congressman thought this an appropriate time to clean his firearm. His communications director, Luke Ball, responded: "What could possibly be more patriotic than guns and veterans?"

Paying attention to the testimony?
 
2022-01-21 7:26:42 AM  

Circusdog320: Has he ever done anything for his constituents?


He's owned those libs so farking hard.
 
2022-01-21 7:28:40 AM  
It's almost as if he's trying to overcompensate for something that he lacks. Too bad it's not a soul, sense of decency, or morality that he's trying to make up for. Losing his Russian honeypot really must be making him feel all out of sorts.
 
2022-01-21 7:31:13 AM  
Performative stupidity
 
2022-01-21 7:33:19 AM  
Not gonna lie, if the yuppie trash Nazi shoots himself in the face while doing this again, I'm going to be forced to laugh.
 
2022-01-21 7:33:48 AM  

giantmeteor: What a douche bag. How is this blatant pandering not totally transparent to everyone?


Think it is more to do insecurity then anything
 
2022-01-21 7:39:25 AM  
Everything this little asshole does makes me wish that he pisses of the wrong person one day.
 
2022-01-21 7:41:13 AM  
The stupid thing is that he probably thinks he'll trigger the libs', but actually I support him multitasking as it is an effective way to spend taxpayer dollars.
 
2022-01-21 7:42:30 AM  

markie_farkie: giantmeteor: What a douche bag. How is this blatant pandering not totally transparent to everyone?

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It's the old populist chestnut of appealing to the masses of ignorant misogynists and racist bumkins that works so well.
 
2022-01-21 7:42:52 AM  

maniacbastard: The stupid thing is that he probably thinks he'll trigger the libs', but actually I support him multitasking as it is an effective way to spend taxpayer dollars.


It wasn't effective enough, because the gun didn't discharge into his face.
 
2022-01-21 7:43:26 AM  
He did it to get some coverage, and lo and behold, here we are talking about it.
 
2022-01-21 7:44:13 AM  

hubiestubert: It's almost as if he's trying to overcompensate for something that he lacks. Too bad it's not a soul, sense of decency, or morality that he's trying to make up for. Losing his Russian honeypot really must be making him feel all out of sorts.


Oh right, that asshole.
 
2022-01-21 7:45:50 AM  

giantmeteor: What a douche bag. How is this blatant pandering not totally transparent to everyone?


The outrage it provokes in any sane person is what excites them. And stop complaining, you could do something about it but you fly by millions of miles away every time.
 
2022-01-21 7:45:58 AM  
lol.  "sitting" congressman.  XD
 
2022-01-21 7:46:49 AM  
How well does his soon-to-be ex-wife "know" that piece?
 
2022-01-21 7:47:31 AM  
What a god damn child.
 
2022-01-21 7:47:39 AM  

Majin_Buu: Not gonna lie, if the yuppie trash Nazi shoots himself in the face while doing this again, I'm going to be forced to laugh.


I'm gonna laugh without having to be forced....
 
2022-01-21 7:47:41 AM  

fragMasterFlash: He ran out of trees to punch?


Dude hasn't run anywhere for quite awhile.
 
2022-01-21 7:48:33 AM  
I've never seen a more fragile pretender in my life.  what a little biatch.
 
2022-01-21 7:48:50 AM  
I'm gonna say it was less of a boredom move and more of an intimidation move. Happy to be wrong though.

Why am I wasting time on this shiat anyway...?
 
2022-01-21 7:51:02 AM  

LaViergeNoire: FTFA: "It was immature. He's a child. He lacks common sense. I think the congressman was overcompensating for something that he lacks and feeling inadequate among the heroes on that call," said John Feal, a 9/11 first responder who was at the virtual meeting.

BOOM!


Yep, that was a pretty dead on explanation.  He needs to be reminded of that quote over and over.
 
2022-01-21 7:51:25 AM  

Seamer: I'm gonna say it was less of a boredom move and more of an intimidation move. Happy to be wrong though.

Why am I wasting time on this shiat anyway...?


Any theories on why he'd need to "intimidate" a veterans group??
 
2022-01-21 7:52:50 AM  

GoldSpider: Seamer: I'm gonna say it was less of a boredom move and more of an intimidation move. Happy to be wrong though.

Why am I wasting time on this shiat anyway...?

Any theories on why he'd need to "intimidate" a veterans group??


He's an insecure little biatch?  Just a guess.
 
2022-01-21 7:54:13 AM  
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2022-01-21 7:55:27 AM  
I remember the burn pit in Kirkuk. We took a bunch of worn down PCs there one day. Nasty place. They burned everything there. I'm not surprised at all at the long term effects of working at one for any extended period of time.
 
2022-01-21 7:57:06 AM  

GanjSmokr: GoldSpider: Seamer: I'm gonna say it was less of a boredom move and more of an intimidation move. Happy to be wrong though.

Why am I wasting time on this shiat anyway...?

Any theories on why he'd need to "intimidate" a veterans group??

He's an insecure little biatch?  Just a guess.


Sure but that explanation just don't make no sense.

My guess is he thought he'd impress them with his di... er gun, because that's what he thinks "patriotism" is and thinks the vets would see it that way too.
 
2022-01-21 7:58:10 AM  
Tired of these bullshiat chickenhawks who hide behind their infatuation for the military. You want respect from veterans? Pay half as much attention to them as you pay lip service.
 
2022-01-21 7:58:14 AM  
Gun fetishists are really weird...

"What could be more patriotic than guns and. Veterans?"

Veterans without some anthropomorphized tool . Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., Voters. Anyone engaged in charity work. Colin Kaepernick, Non-violent advocacy for change. Those who love the people of their country, of all races and creeds. Baseball, hot dogs, apple pie, Chevrolet...

Aside from when it is being used in combat by an active duty soldier, what the hell is patriotic about a gun?  Are we Mozambique, putting an AK-47 on our national flag?
 
2022-01-21 7:58:26 AM  
Would have been great if he had an ad
 
2022-01-21 8:00:56 AM  

Circusdog320: Has he ever done anything for his constituents?


He's brought some of the country's purest lib-trolling to his district. You simply can't place a value on that.

Seriously, you can't. It's worthless.
 
2022-01-21 8:02:44 AM  
Shoots himself in the nuts
Doesn't feel it.  Bleeds to death
Nation profits
 
2022-01-21 8:03:48 AM  
"Wow, what an idiot..."

"AHAHA YOU ARE SOOO TRIGGERED RIGHT NOW, I GOT YOUUU!!!"
 
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