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Original [TotalFark]
2022-01-20 10:50:00 PM  
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cretinbob [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-01-20 11:02:54 PM  
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Uchiha_Cycliste [TotalFark]
2022-01-20 11:16:13 PM  
He's friggin lost it... jesus.
 
Stephen_Falken [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-01-20 11:20:49 PM  
THAT'S A LOL
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Chariset [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-01-20 11:39:41 PM  
Sundown
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bloobeary [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-01-20 11:40:24 PM  
He only speaks one of five phrases when you pull his string.
 
markie_farkie [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-01-21 12:14:51 AM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: He's friggin lost it... jesus.


He never had it to lose.
 
Farking Clown Shoes [TotalFark]
2022-01-21 3:06:29 AM  

bloobeary: He only speaks one of five phrases when you pull his string.


Joke's on you - that wasn't his string
 
Aussie_As
2022-01-21 3:06:29 AM  
This is just setting up evidence for the 1/6 Commission that he fully tried to call in the National Guard and reinforcement cops as soon as the "protest" started to get "out of hand" but at that instant he stroked out, died and his entire brain was then replaced (for national security reasons) by late 80's music/voice synthesiser technology that just regurgitates his greatest hits talking points whenever it recognises an aural cue. Can't convict a robot!

I'm predicting at some point next week he randomly starts saying "Warning! Malfunction!" in that voice of the tv robot from Lost in Space.
 
Gordon Bennett [OhFark]
2022-01-21 4:37:11 AM  
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Mr. Coffee Nerves [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-01-21 5:25:24 AM  
"Yes, grandpa, this *all* used to be orange groves when you were a kid. We know."
 
null [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-01-21 6:35:03 AM  

Aussie_As: This is just setting up evidence for the 1/6 Commission that he fully tried to call in the National Guard and reinforcement cops as soon as the "protest" started to get "out of hand" but at that instant he stroked out, died and his entire brain was then replaced (for national security reasons) by late 80's music/voice synthesiser technology that just regurgitates his greatest hits talking points whenever it recognises an aural cue. Can't convict a robot!

I'm predicting at some point next week he randomly starts saying "Warning! Malfunction!" in that voice of the tv robot from Lost in Space.


They got it wrong, it wasn't his brain put in Bill the Cat, it was Bill's brain put in Trump.

ACK THPPPT WALL!  THPPT BIGLIEST ACK!!
 
hubiestubert [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-01-21 7:16:36 AM  
Hey folks, let's just wait a minn'it. Donnie just proved that he can remember lines from a script he read years ago. This pretty much proves that he isn't in proper dementia yet, and thus any "I don't remember," defense is going to be useless. His desire to prove that he is capable and S-MART just preserved any coming lawsuit from being tossed on mental competence grounds.
 
DoBeDoBeDo [TotalFark]
2022-01-21 7:46:12 AM  
Wait, it's 3 weeks now?  Guess the great resignation is forcing EVERYTHING to slow down.
 
EnzoTheCoder
2022-01-21 7:53:13 AM  
Unforgivable mistake. The person woman man camera TV is only triggered by certain keywords and Hannity knows this.
 
Jake Havechek [TotalFark]
2022-01-21 8:03:48 AM  
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iheartscotch
2022-01-21 8:09:12 AM  
Donny is unwell. Mentally unfit to be a Walmart greeter.
 
ukexpat
2022-01-21 8:10:09 AM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: He's friggin lost it... jesus.


He lost it a loooong time ago...and so did trump.
 
AtomPeepers
2022-01-21 8:11:15 AM  
I'm almost one year into my moms early onset Alzheimer's diagnosis and he is behaving just like she does at night. This is a clear symptom of his cognitive decline and it's on Hannity for all too see. Of course, His supporters will rationalize it, but Trump's not mentally fit to run a blender these days, and he's not getting better.
 
LimpDickRicky
2022-01-21 8:12:09 AM  

iheartscotch: Donny is unwell. Mentally unfit to be a Walmart greeter.


Nevermind a Walmart toilet cleaner.
 
KRSESQ
2022-01-21 8:12:30 AM  

null: Aussie_As: This is just setting up evidence for the 1/6 Commission that he fully tried to call in the National Guard and reinforcement cops as soon as the "protest" started to get "out of hand" but at that instant he stroked out, died and his entire brain was then replaced (for national security reasons) by late 80's music/voice synthesiser technology that just regurgitates his greatest hits talking points whenever it recognises an aural cue. Can't convict a robot!

I'm predicting at some point next week he randomly starts saying "Warning! Malfunction!" in that voice of the tv robot from Lost in Space.

They got it wrong, it wasn't his brain put in Bill the Cat, it was Bill's brain put in Trump.

ACK THPPPT WALL!  THPPT BIGLIEST ACK!!


Well, they had to put Bill's brain somewhere, didn't they?
 
jimmythrust
2022-01-21 8:13:58 AM  
Three weeks? Try two weeks.
 
iheartscotch
2022-01-21 8:14:43 AM  

LimpDickRicky: iheartscotch: Donny is unwell. Mentally unfit to be a Walmart greeter.

Nevermind a Walmart toilet cleaner.


Walmart has toilet cleaners? They do a shiat job............
 
Jake Havechek [TotalFark]
2022-01-21 8:17:23 AM  
How can any sane person think that Trump is smart or intelligent? He babbles like an idiot. You can feel yourself becoming dumber the longer you listen to him.
 
Alphax
2022-01-21 8:17:59 AM  
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Harry Freakstorm [BareFark]
2022-01-21 8:18:33 AM  

Jake Havechek: [Fark user image 425x500]


Read that three times and see if you can remember where you parked your car.   Now, I gotta wait until work empties out and hope the car in the lot opens with my keys.   But I work for the government, so the lot should be empty by 1 pm.  Oh, I hope this Toyota key opens a really nice car that isn't a Toyota.
 
Billy Bathsalt
2022-01-21 8:19:36 AM  

iheartscotch: LimpDickRicky: iheartscotch: Donny is unwell. Mentally unfit to be a Walmart greeter.

Nevermind a Walmart toilet cleaner.

Walmart has toilet cleaners? They do a shiat job............


They also have Walmart zoo and the only animal is a dog.
It's a shih-tzu.
 
abbarach
2022-01-21 8:20:46 AM  

Gordon Bennett: [Fark user image 476x474]


One of the funniest things (in my opinion) to come out of the Trump era, is Billy West reading Trump quotes as Zapp Brannigan:
Zapp Brannigan presents Quotations From Donald J Trump #7
Youtube pnW70ltZcbE
 
AtomPeepers
2022-01-21 8:20:48 AM  

Jake Havechek: How can any sane person think that Trump is smart or intelligent? He babbles like an idiot. You can feel yourself becoming dumber the longer you listen to him.


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George says it best. Trumps gift is baffling the rubes with bullshiat . The word salad bit probably helps with evangelical base because they assume that he's speaking in tongue's and not just babbling nonsense
 
iago [BareFark]
2022-01-21 8:22:29 AM  
Okay, I saw the original material and will spare you mixing my pedantic rant about mixing UNIX and Windows metaphors.

Your welcome, Fark.
 
mjones73
2022-01-21 8:23:10 AM  

AtomPeepers: I'm almost one year into my moms early onset Alzheimer's diagnosis and he is behaving just like she does at night. This is a clear symptom of his cognitive decline and it's on Hannity for all too see. Of course, His supporters will rationalize it, but Trump's not mentally fit to run a blender these days, and he's not getting better.


Yeah they rationalize it by projecting his issues on Biden.
 
iago [BareFark]
2022-01-21 8:24:01 AM  

iago: Okay, I saw the original material and will spare you mixing my pedantic rant about mixing UNIX and Windows metaphors.

Your welcome, Fark.


It would seem that the preview button is a useful tool before the third cup of coffee.
 
Gestalt
2022-01-21 8:25:02 AM  
I really enjoyed most of Sinclair Lewis's books when I was younger, but found "It Can't Happen Here" to be the least believable, until this bleeting jackass came around and did a casual imitation of Buzz Windrip.
 
Lindseys Lil Ladybugs
2022-01-21 8:25:34 AM  

AtomPeepers: I'm almost one year into my moms early onset Alzheimer's diagnosis and he is behaving just like she does at night. This is a clear symptom of his cognitive decline and it's on Hannity for all too see. Of course, His supporters will rationalize it, but Trump's not mentally fit to run a blender these days, and he's not getting better.


I would gladly give him a blender to run at bath time.
 
spongeboob [TotalFark]
2022-01-21 8:25:35 AM  
Is this legit?
 
Jake Havechek [TotalFark]
2022-01-21 8:25:39 AM  
Uh...OK. The Industrial Revolution to me is just like a story I know called 'The Puppy Who Lost His Way.' The world was changing, and the puppy was getting...bigger. [later] So, you see, the puppy was like industry. In that, they were both lost in the woods. And nobody, especially the little boy-'society'-knew where to find 'em. Except that the puppy was a dog. But the industry, my friends, that was a revolution.
 
mrshowrules [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-01-21 8:26:47 AM  

bloobeary: He only speaks one of five phrases when you pull his string.


"Only sailors where rubbers."
"If you could do this little thing for me, I am sure you will be rewarded bigly."
"We had the hugest one ever in history."
"We are going to build a wall"
"No, I counted all those stokes - I promise you, believe me."
 
theteacher [TotalFark]
2022-01-21 8:27:19 AM  
Bathrobe defense

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AtomPeepers
2022-01-21 8:27:43 AM  

mjones73: AtomPeepers: I'm almost one year into my moms early onset Alzheimer's diagnosis and he is behaving just like she does at night. This is a clear symptom of his cognitive decline and it's on Hannity for all too see. Of course, His supporters will rationalize it, but Trump's not mentally fit to run a blender these days, and he's not getting better.

Yeah they rationalize it by projecting his issues on Biden.


That's what is the most amazing part! Biden sounds like a thoughtful, caring, intelligent man who has a occasional stutter and all I hear from the right is them pounding on his mental fitness.

That's a nice glass house they have there...
 
theteacher [TotalFark]
2022-01-21 8:28:26 AM  
Only mobsters plead the fifth

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Shaggy_C
2022-01-21 8:28:38 AM  
The man is addled, yes, but it's clear he wasn't listening to the question.
 
mistahtom
2022-01-21 8:29:33 AM  
Person, woman, man, camera, wall.
 
DoughyGuy
2022-01-21 8:30:07 AM  

iheartscotch: LimpDickRicky: iheartscotch: Donny is unwell. Mentally unfit to be a Walmart greeter.

Nevermind a Walmart toilet cleaner.

Walmart has toilet cleaners? They do a shiat job............


I only lasted 4 hours. Cleaned all 5 bathrooms twice during that time (along with emptying trash bins and baleing cardboard). Tossed my vest into the HR office and said 'See ya'.

'Maintenance Associate', my ass...
 
Xanlexian [OhFark]
2022-01-21 8:30:10 AM  
That's why he was appointed by God to be Greatest Lord King of Bestliest America!  He really says what he means, and means what he really says.
 
Rapmaster2000
2022-01-21 8:30:12 AM  

Gordon Bennett: [Fark user image 476x474]


This reminds me of the new SNL Trump who really nails that wandering stream of consciousness, nonsense, and bullshiat.

Go to 4:20
Jeanine Pirro Cold Open - SNL
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cameroncrazy1984
2022-01-21 8:30:16 AM  
See it's sh*t like this that makes me laugh at the Trump Is Totally Winning In 2024 stuff.
 
hereinNC
2022-01-21 8:30:55 AM  
Starting to really wonder about his mental condition.  The water cup, the steps 2 years ago, and now this.........

Without a teleprompter, I don't think he can stay tuned in.
 
Elliot8654 [TotalFark]
2022-01-21 8:30:59 AM  

Shaggy_C: The man is addled, yes, but it's clear he wasn't listening to the question.


Being interviewed live on primetime TV on your favorite show, which is one of the highest rated on your favorite network, and he "wasn't really listening to the question".

That almost feels worse. Like, if he can barely pay attention in that scenario, what was happening when he was being given military briefings and asked to make serious decision??
 
AtomPeepers
2022-01-21 8:31:06 AM  

Shaggy_C: The man is addled, yes, but it's clear he wasn't listening to the question.


That's just one bit. The entire interview wasn't better. He sounded distant, distracted and out of touch with reality. Well, even more than normal!
 
spongeboob [TotalFark]
2022-01-21 8:31:48 AM  

theteacher: Bathrobe defense

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Well he would be aware of the chin from the legitimate businessmen he met in the NYC construction industry
 
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