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(The Daily Beast)   The master race holds a master class in self-ownage after bravely attacking a child   (thedailybeast.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Assault, Madison Square Garden, Justin Likerman, Manhattan, Hate crime, Long Island, Liz Edelkind, New York City  
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6953 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 Jan 2022 at 8:30 AM (16 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-01-20 9:00:46 PM  
Well that's some ugly shiat, that's bad even for LI.
 
2022-01-20 9:07:35 PM  
He must have been tied up, and locked away in Little Italy so long, he forgot he lived in the NYC Tri State area.
 
2022-01-20 9:26:42 PM  
When I think of superior beings, I can't seem to picture them wearing pom-poms as the premier head gear.

Well, maybe Dead Pool would, but then does he qualify as superior or just nuts?
 
2022-01-20 9:30:10 PM  
He is not racist, he's just pining for the Floridas.

/definitely a racist bigot
//lock 'em up
 
2022-01-20 9:52:36 PM  
Yet again the private industry has to step in and punish the racist farks for being racist farks, again.

/s
 
2022-01-21 5:26:40 AM  
They're probably furiously scouring right-wing social media looking for people to burn their Tacomas in solidarity.
 
2022-01-21 8:33:27 AM  
"Don't look at me, don't farking look at me," Likerman said repeatedly.
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2022-01-21 8:34:32 AM  
Ugh...

There is no master race. It doesn't exist.

Unless you're thinking of the Mi-Go. I might let it slide for them. No, what am I saying? Stop manipulating my mind, Mi-Go.
 
2022-01-21 8:35:21 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: "Don't look at me, don't farking look at me," Likerman said repeatedly.
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You called and I came.
Seriously that dude positively radiates the nervous energy of one who is shiatting his pants internally.
 
2022-01-21 8:36:05 AM  

Valter: Ugh...

There is no master race. It doesn't exist.

Unless you're thinking of the Mi-Go. I might let it slide for them. No, what am I saying? Stop manipulating my mind, Mi-Go.


LOL. The Master Race definitely isn't the Mi-Go. They're fun guys to be with though.
 
2022-01-21 8:37:31 AM  
Pre-game brown bagging it on the train.  Classy.  I would also have to be drunk to justify paying money to see the Knicks, but I also wouldn't get racist during my inebriation.
 
2022-01-21 8:38:51 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Valter: Ugh...

There is no master race. It doesn't exist.

Unless you're thinking of the Mi-Go. I might let it slide for them. No, what am I saying? Stop manipulating my mind, Mi-Go.

LOL. The Master Race definitely isn't the Mi-Go. They're fun guys to be with though.


User name checks out 1000%.
 
2022-01-21 8:38:56 AM  
Awwwww ain't that cute. These racists think they are their hero Trump and "ain't nuthin gonna happen". For you guys somethin' is gonna happen. Jail and a firing. Have fun on the streets when you can't pay your rent.
 
2022-01-21 8:40:26 AM  
If i ever find a genie, my first wish is to be able to sterilize people who do shiat like this. That amount of hatred/stupidity/bigotry/dumbfarkery shouldn't be allowed to perpetuate.
 
2022-01-21 8:41:38 AM  
"These farking foreigners ain't taking over my country." -- some Toyota employee
 
2022-01-21 8:41:52 AM  
I'm glad the deadbeats were fired.  I hope they end up trading bj's behind a dumpster for cigarettes.
 
2022-01-21 8:42:25 AM  

cherryl taggart: When I think of superior beings, I can't seem to picture them wearing pom-poms as the premier head gear.

Well, maybe Dead Pool would, but then does he qualify as superior or just nuts?


I would say nuts,

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but I shouldn't judge...
 
2022-01-21 8:44:06 AM  
"Don't look at me, don't farking look at me," Likerman said repeatedly. "These farking foreigners ain't taking over my country."

I wonder if the Indians said something similar. You know, those guys who were here first?
 
2022-01-21 8:45:26 AM  
No more Happy Toyatathons for them.
 
2022-01-21 8:47:48 AM  
They both work for a car dealership?

They were already crappy people.
 
2022-01-21 8:48:56 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Valter: Ugh...

There is no master race. It doesn't exist.

Unless you're thinking of the Mi-Go. I might let it slide for them. No, what am I saying? Stop manipulating my mind, Mi-Go.

LOL. The Master Race definitely isn't the Mi-Go. They're fun guys to be with though.


Fark handle checks out.

Years ago, I was in a CoC game. The group managed to kick Mi-Go ass and captured an bunch of cold-guns.

Which we used to good effect on other baddies until we, eventually, were all driven mad, and died.
 
2022-01-21 8:49:23 AM  
The real question is, where the fark is his chin?
 
2022-01-21 8:50:42 AM  
Good.

Sadly, this will likely only reinforce their narrative of victimization.
 
2022-01-21 8:51:11 AM  

cherryl taggart: When I think of superior beings, I can't seem to picture them wearing pom-poms as the premier head gear.

Well, maybe Dead Pool would, but then does he qualify as superior or just nuts?


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2022-01-21 8:52:19 AM  

freetomato: I'm glad the deadbeats were fired.  I hope they end up trading bj's behind a dumpster for cigarettes.


Uhm, that would seriously lower my BJ quality. Are you sure about this?
 
2022-01-21 8:52:20 AM  
There is only one race. We are all Homo Sapiens, and became so through  inter breeding with other archaic lineages of our genus. The oldest examples of humans have been dated to 230k years old in Ethiopia.
 
2022-01-21 8:52:35 AM  
What foreigners taking over our country look like when you live on Long Island.
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2022-01-21 8:55:42 AM  
Wow, can you imagine the cognitive dissonance of being that much of a racist and also being a basketball fan?
 
2022-01-21 8:55:44 AM  

MythDragon: "Don't look at me, don't farking look at me," Likerman said repeatedly. "These farking foreigners ain't taking over my country."

I wonder if the Indians said something similar. You know, those guys who were here first?


Honey, It was a slow day at the Toyota dealership and the next customer was mine.  I could feel the sale, baby.  It was gonna happen.  I was gonna make it happen.  But, wouldn't you know it?  I got a ferriner.  Some guy watzed in like he owned the place and he said he needed 5 top end pickups for his business, probably hauling illegals, right?  He said he needed five top end pickups and he was willing to pay list put 10%!   Well, you know me.  I sprang in to action, baby.  I said " "Don't look at me, don't farking look at me, these farking foreigners ain't taking over my country."

The guy stormed out of there, went across the street to the Ford place and 'bout an hour, he leaves with five F-350s.  Boy, you should have seen the look on the boss' face.  I think he was proud of me being an American, baby.  By the way.  Can you call you parents and see if they can loan us food money?  My commission check is going to be light this month.  You know.  Cause of the ferriners.
 
2022-01-21 8:55:51 AM  
Master race?  No.  I will take some Great Race though.

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2022-01-21 8:57:10 AM  
Hmmm... ((((Likerman)))) sounds a little suspect as one of "them"...Better check his lineage to make sure
his blood is pure..

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2022-01-21 8:57:33 AM  
I thought this was going to be a PC vs console thread.

(._. )
 
2022-01-21 8:59:42 AM  

Harlee: Prank Call of Cthulhu: Valter: Ugh...

There is no master race. It doesn't exist.

Unless you're thinking of the Mi-Go. I might let it slide for them. No, what am I saying? Stop manipulating my mind, Mi-Go.

LOL. The Master Race definitely isn't the Mi-Go. They're fun guys to be with though.

Fark handle checks out.

Years ago, I was in a CoC game. The group managed to kick Mi-Go ass and captured an bunch of cold-guns.

Which we used to good effect on other baddies until we, eventually, were all driven mad, and died.


This is why you should not attack your friends, the kindly Mi-Go.  They know what is best for us.  They have promised us an infinite reward when we join them on Yuggoth and meet their cosmic master.
 
2022-01-21 9:00:45 AM  
Their employer was likely quite happy to have an excuse to get rid of these guys.
 
2022-01-21 9:01:11 AM  
I notice the people the racists are attacking all had masks too. The racists, no masks.

Props to that dude who just stood in the aisle and stared those racist motherfarkers down.
 
2022-01-21 9:02:25 AM  
Likerman and Digesaro, griping about "foreigners".
Ha!
 
2022-01-21 9:05:58 AM  
"reported that Justin Likerman and Kristin Digesaro, of Long Island, turned themselves in on Wednesday"


Complains about non white foreigners taking over his country, goes to basketball game with a farking Italian.
 
2022-01-21 9:12:27 AM  

Valter: Ugh...

There is no master race. It doesn't exist.

Unless you're thinking of the Mi-Go. I might let it slide for them. No, what am I saying? Stop manipulating my mind, Mi-Go.



Tell that to PC gamers.
 
2022-01-21 9:19:58 AM  
Car salesmen, go figure.
 
2022-01-21 9:21:09 AM  
What the hell is wrong with some people?

You have to be a complete piece of sh*t to act like this. Like, scum-sucking bottom-feeding type of person
 
2022-01-21 9:25:40 AM  

zeroflight222: Master race?  No.  I will take some Great Race though.

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"Push the button, Max!"
 
2022-01-21 9:30:47 AM  
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"Don't farkin' look at me."
 
2022-01-21 9:35:23 AM  
Your Honor, how can my client whose  name is "Likerman"  be hater?
 
2022-01-21 9:36:53 AM  

fatassbastard: [Fark user image 425x318]

"Don't farkin' look at me."


That's old school.  So is this.
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2022-01-21 9:38:33 AM  

Snort: They both work for a car dealership?

They were already crappy people.


CSB

My neighbor is a salesperson for a local Toyota dealership. She divorced about 5 years ago and never held a real job. She was a stay-at-home mom to 4 kids. From the time she started 4 years ago, she's made salesperson of the month almost every month and often has 8-12k months. She refuses to do underhanded and dirty things and still outsells her coworkers, which enrages the hell out of them. Doesn't hurt that she's easy on the eyes.

There's an exception to every rule.
 
2022-01-21 9:39:21 AM  

Rapmaster2000: That's old school.


Well I mean, this is Fark after all.
 
2022-01-21 9:42:24 AM  

Valter: Ugh...

There is no master race. It doesn't exist.

Unless you're thinking of the Mi-Go. I might let it slide for them. No, what am I saying? Stop manipulating my mind, Mi-Go.


You sound like a dirty console peasant.
 
2022-01-21 9:42:25 AM  

Optimal_Illusion: Likerman and Digesaro, griping about "foreigners".
Ha!


Right?  The dude in particular, I mean...how many years have his family been off the boat?
 
2022-01-21 9:43:15 AM  
Long Island was a mistake.
 
2022-01-21 9:46:13 AM  

pastramithemosterotic: What the hell is wrong with some people?

You have to be a complete piece of sh*t to act like this. Like, scum-sucking bottom-feeding type of person


Wait for the followup interview where the couple tearily explains that they're "Not racist," "Even have a black friend" and took an Ambien before getting on the train.
 
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