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(Some Guy)   The Titans look to tell the Bengals to "Pack, man," while the 49ers are sad not to see Mike McCarthy on the Packers sideline. The Rams find their path blocked by a "Goat," while the Chiefs hope to avoid the Bills upset bid, as well as flying dildos   (sports-central.org) divider line
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2022-01-20 10:58:55 PM  
Your blog... is actually somewhat entertaining.
 
2022-01-20 11:23:52 PM  
Really expecting a lot from Henry after being out so long. Also, didn't the Bengals beat the Titans last year (4-12) when Henry was healthy?
 
2022-01-20 11:46:55 PM  
Calling it now, Bengals win.
 
2022-01-21 12:08:59 AM  
If we don't see flying rolls of toilet paper we will have six more weeks of covid,
 
2022-01-21 12:34:55 AM  
Is the goat green?
 
2022-01-21 12:40:03 AM  
Copyright 1998-2022.

Just because you made it in 1998, doesn't mean you can't upgrade it.
 
2022-01-21 3:04:45 AM  
Sadly I'm kind of hoping my Packers lose, because It'll prevent another week of dealing with drunk morons in the middle of a huge Wisconsin pandemic surge. A A Ron has been exposed as enough of a ridiculous douchebag that I could even find a way to enjoy it.
 
2022-01-21 5:06:13 AM  
" Let's give the Cowboys credit, for having the gall to run the league's first 'Hail Mary' running play, "


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2022-01-21 7:21:52 AM  
Rodgers:

"Our biggest asset, besides me..."


What a farking disgusting pig. I can't wait for the inevitable Packers choke job. Oh and I bet we get to see Rodgers shiat all over his teammates like every time he makes a mistake. Dude is such a joke. Rodgers' personality makes Favre look like Dan Marino.
 
2022-01-21 7:26:36 AM  

COMALite J: Is the goat green?


Naw just a bit deflated.
 
2022-01-21 8:35:52 AM  

OhioUGrad: Calling it now, Bengals win.


Wrong   ...."THE" Tennessee Titans win.
 
2022-01-21 11:03:27 AM  

Kyle Butler: OhioUGrad: Calling it now, Bengals win.

Wrong   ...."THE" Tennessee Titans win.


A for effort, however, wrong university.
 
2022-01-21 11:31:27 AM  

Bathtub Cynic: Rodgers:

"Our biggest asset, besides me..."


What a farking disgusting pig. I can't wait for the inevitable Packers choke job. Oh and I bet we get to see Rodgers shiat all over his teammates like every time he makes a mistake. Dude is such a joke. Rodgers' personality makes Favre look like Dan Marino.



Just making sure you read this part at the top: "Note: the quotes in this article are fictional."
 
2022-01-21 11:42:23 AM  

mikaloyd: " Let's give the Cowboys credit, for having the gall to run the league's first 'Hail Mary' running play, "


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We're still dunking on them 'boys?  C'mon!  Easiest mark since this kid

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2022-01-21 1:51:18 PM  
I fully expect the bucs to lose this weekend. We lost to the rams earlier in the season, our offense is injured as hell, and our defense is terrible. All last week proved was that the eagles suck.
 
2022-01-21 1:55:29 PM  

Cheesehead_Dave: Bathtub Cynic: Rodgers:

"Our biggest asset, besides me..."


What a farking disgusting pig. I can't wait for the inevitable Packers choke job. Oh and I bet we get to see Rodgers shiat all over his teammates like every time he makes a mistake. Dude is such a joke. Rodgers' personality makes Favre look like Dan Marino.


Just making sure you read this part at the top: "Note: the quotes in this article are fictional."


In all fairness, I could picture Rodgers actually saying it.
 
2022-01-21 2:41:40 PM  

HugsAndPuppies: Cheesehead_Dave: Bathtub Cynic: Rodgers:

"Our biggest asset, besides me..."


What a farking disgusting pig. I can't wait for the inevitable Packers choke job. Oh and I bet we get to see Rodgers shiat all over his teammates like every time he makes a mistake. Dude is such a joke. Rodgers' personality makes Favre look like Dan Marino.


Just making sure you read this part at the top: "Note: the quotes in this article are fictional."

In all fairness, I could picture Rodgers actually saying it.


I am trying to find this quote from the article, and I can't find it. I don't think it is a real quote. I think the quote is coming from the writer of the article. Rodgers is an asshole, but he never says he is the best player on the team. He really props up and praises other players. That is why so many teammates are ignoring his antivax shiat.

Here is a real quote from him:
"When it comes down to these games it's all about the execution in those moments & which guys can step up & make those big time plays to get you over the hump" ~@AaronRodgers12#PatMcAfeeShowLIVE
 
2022-01-21 2:57:58 PM  

demonfaerie: HugsAndPuppies: Cheesehead_Dave: Bathtub Cynic: Rodgers:

"Our biggest asset, besides me..."


What a farking disgusting pig. I can't wait for the inevitable Packers choke job. Oh and I bet we get to see Rodgers shiat all over his teammates like every time he makes a mistake. Dude is such a joke. Rodgers' personality makes Favre look like Dan Marino.


Just making sure you read this part at the top: "Note: the quotes in this article are fictional."

In all fairness, I could picture Rodgers actually saying it.

I am trying to find this quote from the article, and I can't find it. I don't think it is a real quote. I think the quote is coming from the writer of the article. Rodgers is an asshole, but he never says he is the best player on the team. He really props up and praises other players. That is why so many teammates are ignoring his antivax shiat.

Here is a real quote from him:
"When it comes down to these games it's all about the execution in those moments & which guys can step up & make those big time plays to get you over the hump" ~@AaronRodgers12#PatMcAfeeShowLIVE



What, the part where it says "Note: the quotes in this article are fictional."?   It's right under the by-line
 
2022-01-21 3:00:04 PM  
The dildos are reserved for the Patriots, subby!
 
2022-01-21 3:32:55 PM  
If the Chiefs-Bills game turns out to be a high-scoring shootout, there better be enough fireworks this time. They've already dropped the ball twice during the playoffs.
 
2022-01-21 3:36:15 PM  

UNC_Samurai: demonfaerie: HugsAndPuppies: Cheesehead_Dave: Bathtub Cynic: Rodgers:

"Our biggest asset, besides me..."


What a farking disgusting pig. I can't wait for the inevitable Packers choke job. Oh and I bet we get to see Rodgers shiat all over his teammates like every time he makes a mistake. Dude is such a joke. Rodgers' personality makes Favre look like Dan Marino.


Just making sure you read this part at the top: "Note: the quotes in this article are fictional."

In all fairness, I could picture Rodgers actually saying it.

I am trying to find this quote from the article, and I can't find it. I don't think it is a real quote. I think the quote is coming from the writer of the article. Rodgers is an asshole, but he never says he is the best player on the team. He really props up and praises other players. That is why so many teammates are ignoring his antivax shiat.

Here is a real quote from him:
"When it comes down to these games it's all about the execution in those moments & which guys can step up & make those big time plays to get you over the hump" ~@AaronRodgers12#PatMcAfeeShowLIVE


What, the part where it says "Note: the quotes in this article are fictional."?   It's right under the by-line


I'll be honest I didn't read the article. I am just going by what people are posting on here. Apparently I have time to post on here, but not enough time to rtfa.
 
2022-01-21 3:47:41 PM  

demonfaerie: UNC_Samurai: demonfaerie: HugsAndPuppies: Cheesehead_Dave: Bathtub Cynic: Rodgers:

"Our biggest asset, besides me..."


What a farking disgusting pig. I can't wait for the inevitable Packers choke job. Oh and I bet we get to see Rodgers shiat all over his teammates like every time he makes a mistake. Dude is such a joke. Rodgers' personality makes Favre look like Dan Marino.


Just making sure you read this part at the top: "Note: the quotes in this article are fictional."

In all fairness, I could picture Rodgers actually saying it.

I am trying to find this quote from the article, and I can't find it. I don't think it is a real quote. I think the quote is coming from the writer of the article. Rodgers is an asshole, but he never says he is the best player on the team. He really props up and praises other players. That is why so many teammates are ignoring his antivax shiat.

Here is a real quote from him:
"When it comes down to these games it's all about the execution in those moments & which guys can step up & make those big time plays to get you over the hump" ~@AaronRodgers12#PatMcAfeeShowLIVE


What, the part where it says "Note: the quotes in this article are fictional."?   It's right under the by-line

I'll be honest I didn't read the article. I am just going by what people are posting on here. Apparently I have time to post on here, but not enough time to rtfa.


Looks like your journey to the Fark side is complete.

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2022-01-21 4:00:39 PM  

Zafler: demonfaerie: UNC_Samurai: demonfaerie: HugsAndPuppies: Cheesehead_Dave: Bathtub Cynic: Rodgers:

"Our biggest asset, besides me..."


What a farking disgusting pig. I can't wait for the inevitable Packers choke job. Oh and I bet we get to see Rodgers shiat all over his teammates like every time he makes a mistake. Dude is such a joke. Rodgers' personality makes Favre look like Dan Marino.


Just making sure you read this part at the top: "Note: the quotes in this article are fictional."

In all fairness, I could picture Rodgers actually saying it.

I am trying to find this quote from the article, and I can't find it. I don't think it is a real quote. I think the quote is coming from the writer of the article. Rodgers is an asshole, but he never says he is the best player on the team. He really props up and praises other players. That is why so many teammates are ignoring his antivax shiat.

Here is a real quote from him:
"When it comes down to these games it's all about the execution in those moments & which guys can step up & make those big time plays to get you over the hump" ~@AaronRodgers12#PatMcAfeeShowLIVE


What, the part where it says "Note: the quotes in this article are fictional."?   It's right under the by-line

I'll be honest I didn't read the article. I am just going by what people are posting on here. Apparently I have time to post on here, but not enough time to rtfa.

Looks like your journey to the Fark side is complete.

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When I grew up, I always wanted to be a sith lord.
 
2022-01-21 4:54:13 PM  

Nhojwolfe: COMALite J: Is the goat green?

Naw just a bit deflated.


The headline mentioned the Titans so I thought the goat might really be Beast Boy.
 
2022-01-21 6:47:10 PM  

Cheesehead_Dave: Bathtub Cynic: Rodgers:

"Our biggest asset, besides me..."


What a farking disgusting pig. I can't wait for the inevitable Packers choke job. Oh and I bet we get to see Rodgers shiat all over his teammates like every time he makes a mistake. Dude is such a joke. Rodgers' personality makes Favre look like Dan Marino.


Just making sure you read this part at the top: "Note: the quotes in this article are fictional."


It fits him so well I just assumed it was real. Stand by everything I said, I can't stand him, King Smug.
 
2022-01-21 7:31:05 PM  
Bengals over Titans, reasons are that I don't think the Titans run game does much while I don't think the Titans defense is up to stopping Burrow/Chase.
Packers over SF because it's obvious
Rams over Bucs, the Rams defense will shut Brady down. It would be tougher to do if Brady wasn't missing two vital receivers.
Chiefs over Bills because this is the point where inexperience rears its ugly head. A QB who has played this type of high stakes game before has a big advantage over the new guy. A new guy is more likely to get flustered and start making mistakes.
 
2022-01-22 1:46:29 AM  

Birnone: Bengals over Titans, reasons are that I don't think the Titans run game does much while I don't think the Titans defense is up to stopping Burrow/Chase.
Packers over SF because it's obvious
Rams over Bucs, the Rams defense will shut Brady down. It would be tougher to do if Brady wasn't missing two vital receivers.
Chiefs over Bills because this is the point where inexperience rears its ugly head. A QB who has played this type of high stakes game before has a big advantage over the new guy. A new guy is more likely to get flustered and start making mistakes.


New guy? This will be Josh Allen's sixth playoff game.
- 2019 AFC Wildcard at Texans (L)
- 2020 AFC Wildcard vs Colts (W)
- 2020 AFC Divisional vs Ravens (W)
- 2020 AFC Championship at Chiefs (L)
- 2021 AFC Wildcard vs Patriots (W)
- 2021 AFC Divisional at Chiefs (?)
 
2022-01-22 3:14:29 AM  

Get Rich or Try Dyin': Birnone: Bengals over Titans, reasons are that I don't think the Titans run game does much while I don't think the Titans defense is up to stopping Burrow/Chase.
Packers over SF because it's obvious
Rams over Bucs, the Rams defense will shut Brady down. It would be tougher to do if Brady wasn't missing two vital receivers.
Chiefs over Bills because this is the point where inexperience rears its ugly head. A QB who has played this type of high stakes game before has a big advantage over the new guy. A new guy is more likely to get flustered and start making mistakes.

New guy? This will be Josh Allen's sixth playoff game.
- 2019 AFC Wildcard at Texans (L)
- 2020 AFC Wildcard vs Colts (W)
- 2020 AFC Divisional vs Ravens (W)
- 2020 AFC Championship at Chiefs (L)
- 2021 AFC Wildcard vs Patriots (W)
- 2021 AFC Divisional at Chiefs (?)


In 2019 he was out before he got started. In 2020 he lost to the Chiefs, the team he plays next. 2021 is now. Compare that to the multiple Super Bowls Mahomes has been in and Allen doesn't count as the new guy? New doesn't mean never been in the playoffs. Lots of players have been in at least a wildcard game. New means new to doing anything of note in the playoffs, like beating an elite QB lead team on the road. The closest Allen has come to that was beating the Ravens except we're still waiting to see if Jackson is the real deal. In my opinion, beating KC would be the moment that people can say yes, he's arrived. I've been watching football a long time, I've seen this kind of thing a before. Players look great during the regular season, the team gets a good seed in the playoffs, but somehow someway between the end of the regular season and qualifying for the Super Bowl, the players flame out and it's 'wait till next year'.
 
2022-01-22 8:23:20 AM  
demonfaerie:

I'll be honest I didn't read the article. I am just going by what people are posting on here. Apparently I have time to post on here, but not enough time to rtfa.

Not reading TFA is a time-honored and respected Fark tradition really.
 
2022-01-22 8:39:27 AM  
 
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