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2022-01-20 12:43:33 PM  
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Law and Order Lawn Daughter!
 
2022-01-20 2:37:33 PM  
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2022-01-20 3:13:46 PM  
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2022-01-20 4:51:58 PM  

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Law and Order Lawn Daughter!


Apparently, that woman is over six foot tall.
 
2022-01-20 5:43:32 PM  
I wonder if she'll try to break Eric's "Trump Spawn" record for pleading the 5th.
 
2022-01-20 5:55:30 PM  
Fark "asking".  Send a frigging subpoena. She was a direct witness to Trump that day.
 
2022-01-20 6:34:29 PM  

NeoCortex42: Fark "asking".  Send a frigging subpoena. She was a direct witness to Trump that day.


You do realize one of the ways a subpoena gets quashed is if the defence proves you never asked them to come in formally, right?
 
2022-01-20 6:38:50 PM  
Good thing I can just hover the link so I don't have to click on The Derp.
 
2022-01-20 6:47:51 PM  
I don't understand why they ask. What's the purpose? Why not go straight to a subpoena?
 
2022-01-20 6:55:38 PM  
If he finally marries her, can they compel her to testify?
 
2022-01-20 6:57:47 PM  

Master P but not that one: I don't understand why they ask. What's the purpose? Why not go straight to a subpoena?


You still have to ask nicely first. You never know, it might work.
 
2022-01-20 6:59:42 PM  

JK8Fan: If he finally marries her, can they compel her to testify?


Clever way to get out of it if you have a cooperative justice of the peace.
"Your honor, my accountant cannot be forced to testify under the spousal exemption. I have the marriage certificate, just give it a minute to finish printing."
 
2022-01-20 7:01:08 PM  

whidbey: Good thing I can just hover the link so I don't have to click on The Derp.


For every The Hill link you don't click, I'm going to click it thrice.
 
2022-01-20 7:03:54 PM  

JK8Fan: If he finally marries her, can they compel her to testify?


I can only assume that one has to be married at the time the supposed crime happened. Otherwise, why wouldn't all kinds of people get married to avoid testifying? Or is that a thing that actually happens? Because yikes, if it does.
 
2022-01-20 7:04:50 PM  

Master P but not that one: I don't understand why they ask. What's the purpose? Why not go straight to a subpoena?


I can't believe you're the first person to bring this up in the thread, it's incredible.
 
2022-01-20 7:05:35 PM  

beerrun: I wonder if she'll try to break Eric's "Trump Spawn" record for pleading the 5th.


IFFFF she goes.

I'm betting on the ol' Bannon Refusal.

In which case...
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2022-01-20 7:06:21 PM  
I think the most cringeworthy thing that comes to mind about Ivanka is when she defended Goya on camera with her stupid gesture.

Not even going to Google it, you know what I'm talking about.
 
2022-01-20 7:09:33 PM  

MusicMakeMyHeadPound: Master P but not that one: I don't understand why they ask. What's the purpose? Why not go straight to a subpoena?

I can't believe you're the first person to bring this up in the thread, it's incredible.


To be fair I had not read the thread beforehand and it was a question I've been asking myself for a few days.

Was actually waiting on a FARK thread to ask the question.
 
2022-01-20 7:10:18 PM  

ArkPanda: JK8Fan: If he finally marries her, can they compel her to testify?

Clever way to get out of it if you have a cooperative justice of the peace.
"Your honor, my accountant cannot be forced to testify under the spousal exemption. I have the marriage certificate, just give it a minute to finish printing."


Still using dot matrix?
 
2022-01-20 7:12:21 PM  

PirateKing: Master P but not that one: I don't understand why they ask. What's the purpose? Why not go straight to a subpoena?

You still have to ask nicely first. You never know, it might work.


Well, she hasn't been out there making a horse's ass of herself like her brothers have for the last two years, so there's that.

And I'm sure she wouldn't mind a little payback for all of daddy's rude comments about her husband.

So yeah, you never know.

Except that we totally know.
 
2022-01-20 7:12:32 PM  

JK8Fan: If he finally marries her, can they compel her to testify?


I think once you fark you're "married in the eyes of the lord".
 
2022-01-20 7:13:32 PM  

whidbey: I think the most cringeworthy thing that comes to mind about Ivanka is when she defended Goya on camera with her stupid gesture.

Not even going to Google it, you know what I'm talking about.


"Scientist" Ivanka was another winner.
 
2022-01-20 7:46:19 PM  
Can't they just fire subpoena her?!
 
2022-01-20 9:34:33 PM  

Great_Milenko: whidbey: I think the most cringeworthy thing that comes to mind about Ivanka is when she defended Goya on camera with her stupid gesture.

Not even going to Google it, you know what I'm talking about.

"Scientist" Ivanka was another winner.


World leaders staring in bewilderment at her was another.
 
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