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(Twitter)   In an act she SURELY does not immediately regret, an Illinois teenager addresses her school board with a mocking "thank you for forcing us to wear masks" screed. IL GQP adores her, posts on Twitter, trying to set her up with Kyle Rittenhouse   (twitter.com) divider line
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3296 clicks; posted to Politics » on 20 Jan 2022 at 11:56 AM (17 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-01-20 10:42:54 AM  
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2022-01-20 11:01:16 AM  
This is our "next" generation. We will never be able to deprogram them all.
 
2022-01-20 11:02:02 AM  
Next time, I watch the video before posting.
 
2022-01-20 11:07:13 AM  
Well Shirley is in for a rude awakening, becoming the voice of Pro-COVID-19 activists.
 
2022-01-20 11:10:54 AM  
I'm sure she'll do great at Liberty University.
 
2022-01-20 11:10:57 AM  
Addison?
is this, like, crackhead bob's daughter Alison, and they wrote it down when he told them the name?
 
2022-01-20 11:14:36 AM  
Why is she holding her pants up the whole time?
 
2022-01-20 11:16:24 AM  
Dan Proft seems well adjusted.
 
2022-01-20 11:19:26 AM  

sno man: Dan Proft seems well adjusted.


P-hat is that those hats from January 2017?
Still angry about those?
 
2022-01-20 11:20:00 AM  
Make us sandwiches!
 
2022-01-20 11:27:21 AM  
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DeBeers? Nah, AR-15. She'll pretty much have to.
 
2022-01-20 11:29:40 AM  
I dunno, if I were a teen I'd probably be super embarrassed that my rant against the local school board got hi-jacked by a political group and posted on twitter. Kind of a dick move by adults to glom on to the work of a high schooler, just sayin'...
 
2022-01-20 11:31:33 AM  

fat_free: I dunno, if I were a teen I'd probably be super embarrassed that my rant against the local school board got hi-jacked by a political group and posted on twitter. Kind of a dick move by adults to glom on to the work of a high schooler, just sayin'...


I'm sure she was hoping that this would happen.

/daftness is daft
 
2022-01-20 11:32:40 AM  

HedlessChickn: fat_free: I dunno, if I were a teen I'd probably be super embarrassed that my rant against the local school board got hi-jacked by a political group and posted on twitter. Kind of a dick move by adults to glom on to the work of a high schooler, just sayin'...

I'm sure she was hoping that this would happen.

/daftness is daft


Dis
She knew exactly what she was doing
 
2022-01-20 11:34:07 AM  

psilocyberguy: This is our "next" generation. We will never be able to deprogram them all.


To be fair to that next generation, most of the ones I run into (I teach undergrads not much older than her) skew quite far to the left...like, so far that it is even a little uncomfortable for my pinko gen-X brain.
 
2022-01-20 11:34:32 AM  
"I no longer have to brush my teeth"

And just like that, I couldn't get anyone to date me?  WTF?
 
2022-01-20 11:39:11 AM  
But you are in an academic situation there. Here, I am surrounded by Kyle R wannabes.  At work, all the boys and girls under 30 are jackbooted Trumpers.

Generalizing, I know but this is what I see.

I imagine what it would be like to free North Korea and have to deprogram 27 million humans. Then I multiply that number 4 and imagine what it would be like to deprogram 100 million or whatever.
 
2022-01-20 11:53:54 AM  

sno man: Dan Proft seems well adjusted.


He links to this thoroughly reasonable website: https://www.awakeil.com/
 
2022-01-20 11:56:06 AM  

fat_free: I dunno, if I were a teen I'd probably be super embarrassed that my rant against the local school board got hi-jacked by a political group and posted on twitter. Kind of a dick move by adults to glom on to the work of a high schooler, just sayin'...


You really think she came up with this on her own, and press coverage fom a rightwing website just happened to be there? This was planned political theater.
 
2022-01-20 11:56:16 AM  
I can't wait until like 50 years from now when all of these people are ridiculed by history.
 
2022-01-20 11:59:52 AM  

thorpe: sno man: Dan Proft seems well adjusted.

He links to this thoroughly reasonable website: https://www.awakeil.com/


mmmm browser cancer, pass.
 
2022-01-20 12:00:41 PM  
P-hats?

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2022-01-20 12:01:57 PM  
I wonder what right wing think tank wrote that little screed.
 
2022-01-20 12:02:09 PM  
Naperville so white
 
2022-01-20 12:02:39 PM  
Disgusting Republican acting.    She'll fit right in getting Republican incels to do her bidding for letting them touch her boobs.
 
2022-01-20 12:02:51 PM  

HeartBurnKid: P-hats?

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2022-01-20 12:03:17 PM  
Cry moar!!

Dumb kid saying dumb things -- that somehow, coincidently, hit every dumb nail in the GQP's planks
 
2022-01-20 12:03:30 PM  
 
2022-01-20 12:04:01 PM  
all the P-hats and male impersonators of Naperville

wat.
 
2022-01-20 12:04:22 PM  
"Male impersonators"? Yikes.
 
2022-01-20 12:04:23 PM  
Better than Jimmy Fallon's thank you bits.
 
2022-01-20 12:04:26 PM  

giantmeteor: I can't wait until like 50 years from now when all of these people are ridiculed by history.


You don't have to wait. They're being ridiculed now!
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2022-01-20 12:05:00 PM  

psilocyberguy: This is our "next" generation. We will never be able to deprogram them all.


You can't fight the derp-ro-gram.

Relax. Most kids are waaay smarter than this.
 
2022-01-20 12:05:38 PM  
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?
 
2022-01-20 12:06:41 PM  
I surely regret clicking on that MAGAts Twitter feed.
 
2022-01-20 12:06:44 PM  
I did what you told me to do, daddy.   When do I get my new Toyota?

toy yoda.jpg

I hate you, daddy!
 
2022-01-20 12:07:11 PM  

spongeboob: HedlessChickn: fat_free: I dunno, if I were a teen I'd probably be super embarrassed that my rant against the local school board got hi-jacked by a political group and posted on twitter. Kind of a dick move by adults to glom on to the work of a high schooler, just sayin'...

I'm sure she was hoping that this would happen.

/daftness is daft

Dis
She knew exactly what she was doing


Reading what her mother wrote down because she was told to by overbearing parents?

No kid would write something with that much self-own.
 
2022-01-20 12:07:13 PM  
Snowflakes are falling.
 
2022-01-20 12:07:31 PM  
What is a p hat?

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???
 
2022-01-20 12:07:34 PM  
Looks like we'll be stuck with lockdowns, closed bars, endless rounds of booster shots, crowded hospitals, closed borders and mask mandates for the foreseeable future, due to these evil, scumbag politicians shamelessly pandering to the absolutely moronic dregs of humanity, just so they can sit their disgusting behinds in the legislative seats for another terms.
 
2022-01-20 12:08:18 PM  
Well, what great news.  This selfish little twit lives in the same town as me.  Along with 147,000 other people.

I particularly enjoyed the line about questioning authority and critical thinking.  Why she's an independent thinker if ever there was one!
 
2022-01-20 12:08:22 PM  
P-hats?

I knew they think Covid is a hoax and all, but I didn't know they were completely anti-statistics.
 
2022-01-20 12:08:23 PM  

RasIanI: psilocyberguy: This is our "next" generation. We will never be able to deprogram them all.

You can't fight the derp-ro-gram.

Relax. Most kids are waaay smarter than this.


Probably not the best point of comparison, but I noticed after every school shooting, there's always a huge push of gun control advocacy by the survivors... Except for one kid who was always a piece of shiat. They get some attention from right-leaning publications all like "they survived a school shooting and oppose gun control!" and then they promptly disappear off the face of the earth after all of their peers are like "what, the kid that always goes around talking about 'the Jews'? Fark that kid."
 
2022-01-20 12:08:43 PM  

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Okay... I'm too slow. :-(
 
2022-01-20 12:08:50 PM  

OldRod: "I no longer have to brush my teeth"

And just like that, I couldn't get anyone to date me?  WTF?


Pffft, conservative women don't date. They just let men fist them in the parking lot for waving money under their nose.
 
2022-01-20 12:09:28 PM  

Marcos P: What is a p hat?

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PHAT

Slang from the 90s. Pronounced as "fat". Means "Pretty Hot And Tempting".
 
2022-01-20 12:10:02 PM  
When I was in high school circa 2002, I listened to Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh unironically.

I am disappointed in my former self and now know better.

Once she moves out of her parent's place in a moderately wealthy western suburb of Chicago, she might get some sense knocked in her by reality.

/I listened because my parents are diehard conservatives, and I thought that was the right and honorable thing to be
//Cannot have a political conversation with them any more. They're warped beyond all recognition
 
2022-01-20 12:11:23 PM  
She's either going to end up a right-wing figurehead or burnout lot-lizard. Laser. Focused. Asshatism.
 
2022-01-20 12:13:15 PM  

meehaw: psilocyberguy: This is our "next" generation. We will never be able to deprogram them all.

To be fair to that next generation, most of the ones I run into (I teach undergrads not much older than her) skew quite far to the left...like, so far that it is even a little uncomfortable for my pinko gen-X brain.


I have taught at a main campus (large state college), a large state college branch campus, a community college, and online. I have found the more you progress down that chain the shift moves from very progressive majority, to liberal majority, to conservative majority, to more than half right wing nut jobs. In online college i have experienced some of the most stupidly, blindly ignorant, and proud of it motherfarkers there are.
 
2022-01-20 12:15:23 PM  
Isn't this just a GQP version of that commencement speech that a kid gave a couple of years back "thanking" her teachers for being lazy and drunk?

These idiots can't even have their own original idea. All they can do is warp everyone else's.
 
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