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(Slate)   The Supreme Court is about to make Ted Cruz a half million dollars richer, pretty much just because it can. So, working as expected, then   ( divider line
    More: Murica, Supreme Court of the United States, First Amendment to the United States Constitution, Justice Department, Ted Cruz, Citizens United v. Federal Election Commission, Supreme Court cases, bigger question, John G. Roberts  
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2022-01-20 12:03:03 PM  
4 votes:
That will buy a lot of Cancun trips.
2022-01-20 7:15:35 PM  
4 votes:
Citizen United made bribery legal.

This was a forgone conclusion when you mix expression with expenditure.
2022-01-20 3:04:36 PM  
3 votes:
FTA: Does this case actually matter to anyone besides Ted Cruz?

Duh. Because also earlier FTA:

Wealthy benefactors can therefore furnish postelection donations as a kind of legal bribery, lining a candidate's pockets rather than filling his campaign's coffers.

A ruling in favor of Senator Cruz would likely facilitate such "legal bribery", and therefore matter to anyone who wants to bribe federal officials within the color of law.
2022-01-20 7:13:30 PM  
1 vote:
Abolish the supreme court.  Problem solved.

And if you say "you can't do that", then have Biden drop a nuke on the supreme court and state " I control the country now, if you oppose, you get nuked".  You can't counter annihilation by atomic fusion weapons.  Just nuke the shiat out of the opposition.
2022-01-20 7:44:33 PM  
1 vote:
Well your democracy was nice while it lasted. Enjoy your kleptocracy America.

Laws for sale!
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