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(NBC News)   If you're a cop-beating Capitol terrorist enjoying the luxury of pretrial release, at least try not to do meth and drive drunk with an AR-15 in your car   (nbcnews.com) divider line
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1695 clicks; posted to Politics » on 20 Jan 2022 at 9:35 AM (23 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-01-20 4:34:35 AM  
My prediction for how this plays out: seeing as there's no saving this guy anyway, and presuming his lawyer is the typical arsehole who represents these clowns, the lawyer insists his client has been brainwashed by "Antifa" and put up to this by FBI agents to make all the other Trumpers look bad. The guy's punishment won't be any worse than it's already going to be but the lawyer is angling for a regular paid guest spot on Tucker Carlson's show.
 
2022-01-20 4:43:43 AM  
Nice looking guy. Sent to Federal prison for his support of automatic weapons and Donald Trump. Future GOP Senator if I ever saw one.
 
2022-01-20 4:57:50 AM  

Biscuit Tin: Nice looking guy. Sent to Federal prison for his support of automatic weapons and Donald Trump. Future GOP Senator if I ever saw one.


Man, I sure miss the good old days...
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2022-01-20 6:16:07 AM  
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2022-01-20 7:12:27 AM  
These dumbass judges need to keep these assholes in custody.
 
2022-01-20 9:37:16 AM  
James Tate Grant

How's my dictate?
 
2022-01-20 9:37:29 AM  
There's a special mix of evil and stupid alive today. I'd prefer neither, not both.
 
2022-01-20 9:39:17 AM  
"He then dropped to the ground and stated something to the effect of 'Just kill me now.' He then stated, 'It's over,'" according to the filing and the police report."

So the pathetic loser has a moment of clarity in which he realizes that his life is irreparably farked up, it is his own fault, and all for a guy who wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire.

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2022-01-20 9:39:25 AM  
Drinking, taking speed, and driving fast while heavily armed?  Where have I heard that one before?

https://time.com/5752114/nazi-military-drugs/
 
2022-01-20 9:39:35 AM  
And this is why all those terrorists needed to be sent to Gitmo.
 
2022-01-20 9:42:27 AM  
Why did I pick the 80s (mostly) to be a drug addicted, disrespectful criminal, scoffing at common sense? They didn't put up with that kind of foolishness back in those days like they do now.
Now it's encouraged.
Get off my lawn.
 
2022-01-20 9:45:00 AM  
At first I thought this was a followup story about the capitol terrorist who got so drunk she drove the wrong way on the interstate and caused a crash that killed an innocent woman. These people suck.
 
2022-01-20 9:45:03 AM  

Jake Havechek: These dumbass judges need to keep these assholes in custody.


I was reading somewhere that a very large number of these people that were given pre-trial release for what they did on 1/6 had violated the terms of that release. And I do not mean in some minor way or a technicality, things like dui, gun possession, assaults, harassment. And the thing is, these judges haven't hauled their assess to prison for violating the terms of their release.

It doesn't take a genius to know that a person who attacked police and tried to be part of the overthrow of the government, wouldn't abide by the terms that they agreed to with the government
 
2022-01-20 9:46:23 AM  
The Best People™
 
2022-01-20 9:46:49 AM  
"He then dropped to the ground and stated something to the effect of 'Just kill me now.' He then stated, 'It's over,'" according to the filing and the police report.

LMFAO
 
2022-01-20 9:47:29 AM  

Jumbled: Why did I pick the 80s (mostly) to be a drug addicted, disrespectful criminal, scoffing at common sense? They didn't put up with that kind of foolishness back in those days like they do now.
Now it's encouraged.
Get off my lawn.


Had a Covid test this recently....Nurse -- Stick this q-tip up your nose until your eyes water a bit.Me -- OK.Nurse -- How's that feel.Me -- A little like the 80ies.Nurse -- hahaha!!!!
 
2022-01-20 9:48:53 AM  
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2022-01-20 9:49:58 AM  
As he was being arrested, Grant tried to flee, the filing said....Grant was charged with driving while impaired, according to court documents and the police report.

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2022-01-20 9:50:51 AM  
No doubt the wingnut forums are chock full of "innocent until proven guilty, can't takeaway his gun rights"
 
2022-01-20 9:53:18 AM  
... Am I the only one that thinks we just had a headline like a week ago about one of these insurrectionist shiatstains getting busted doing something illegal?
 
2022-01-20 9:53:48 AM  
 
2022-01-20 9:54:18 AM  
Are you conservatives sure you want to hitch yourselves to constant fail?
 
2022-01-20 9:54:47 AM  
You can't get drunk if you're on meth. Speaking from experience, the two largely counteract each other. Sure, you might have an elevated ABV, but you're going to be zoned in as fark just the same as if you were stone sober.
 
2022-01-20 9:55:04 AM  

lordjupiter: Drinking, taking speed, and driving fast while heavily armed?  Where have I heard that one before?

https://time.com/5752114/nazi-military-drugs/


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/Viking berzerkers were out of their skulls on something their staff-carrier witches were giving them.
 
2022-01-20 9:57:04 AM  
Imma a patriotic Merican
God Trump and Guns
Went up to Wash last year
for a little fun

So I have a couple warrants
And I know what's best
And Imma gonna tell you
It's Mercian meth

Mexi Meth's okay
Canadian Meth doesn't exist
That I know of
Merican Meth is the merican best

Wave my flags
Pray to Trump
Mercian meth
get that disability bump
 
2022-01-20 9:58:47 AM  
ah responsible gun owners.  Quick post something about Chicago!
 
2022-01-20 9:58:55 AM  
"In Grant's car, police recovered an AR-15 assault rifle, 60 rounds of ammunition, weapon accessories and combat fatigues, court documents said." [FTFA]

Would love to read the court documents that I'm sure, inevitably, say how sorry he was, that it was a one-off episode, that he's learned his lesson and regrets terribly his choices.

This guy cannot be trusted to not be a violent, irresponsible goof.

Throw away the key.
 
2022-01-20 9:59:14 AM  

centrifugal bumblepuppy: The Best People™


And definitely not deplorable.
 
2022-01-20 10:00:42 AM  
He sounds deplorable.
 
2022-01-20 10:00:59 AM  

Shaggy_C: You can't get drunk if you're on meth. Speaking from experience, the two largely counteract each other. Sure, you might have an elevated ABV, but you're going to be zoned in as fark just the same as if you were stone sober.


I'm going to take Shaggy's word for it this time.

Meth. Not even once.
 
2022-01-20 10:01:22 AM  

lordjupiter: Drinking, taking speed, and driving fast while heavily armed?  Where have I heard that one before?

https://time.com/5752114/nazi-military-drugs/


Interesting  -- I just watched a documentary yesterday that outlined just how drug-fueled The Blitzkrieg really was.
 
2022-01-20 10:03:06 AM  
Is it any shocker that Trump would garner the meth vote?
 
2022-01-20 10:03:22 AM  

the_rhino: "He then dropped to the ground and stated something to the effect of 'Just kill me now.' He then stated, 'It's over,'" according to the filing and the police report.

LMFAO


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2022-01-20 10:03:33 AM  

Conthan: At first I thought this was a followup story about the capitol terrorist who got so drunk she drove the wrong way on the interstate and caused a crash that killed an innocent woman. These people suck.


UNTREATED MENTAL ILLNESS
 
2022-01-20 10:03:37 AM  
Wait, this guy beat a cop and was on pre-trial release?

I didn't think anybody could be that white.
 
2022-01-20 10:04:16 AM  
Is snorting coke and driving around with a Kriss Vector in the car still okay?
 
2022-01-20 10:04:47 AM  

Pats_Cloth_Coat: No doubt the wingnut forums are chock full of "innocent until proven guilty, can't takeaway his gun rights"


Lol - he's definitely fittin' to lose his 2A rights....certainly until his trial.

And long thereafter, probably.
 
2022-01-20 10:06:00 AM  

Shaggy_C: You can't get drunk if you're on meth. Speaking from experience, the two largely counteract each other. Sure, you might have an elevated ABV, but you're going to be zoned in as fark just the same as if you were stone sober.


Girl I knew in college sure seemed to have it figured out. She'd wind up essentially a semi-ambulatory zombie as the alcohol shut her brain down and the meth kept her body going. I can't speak to the experience first-hand, but it sure seemed like "drunk" was one of the things going on. The hangovers must have made her long for death.
 
2022-01-20 10:06:43 AM  
The Republican Party has the best people. Remember, if you're a Republican, you are required to support:

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2022-01-20 10:08:25 AM  
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2022-01-20 10:12:20 AM  

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He's sure got a purty mouth.
 
2022-01-20 10:12:33 AM  

Biscuit Tin: Nice looking guy. Sent to Federal prison...


PWISON?!? I CAN'T GO TO PRISON! I'LL BE WAPED!

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2022-01-20 10:14:27 AM  

thurstonxhowell: Shaggy_C: You can't get drunk if you're on meth. Speaking from experience, the two largely counteract each other. Sure, you might have an elevated ABV, but you're going to be zoned in as fark just the same as if you were stone sober.

Girl I knew in college sure seemed to have it figured out. She'd wind up essentially a semi-ambulatory zombie as the alcohol shut her brain down and the meth kept her body going. I can't speak to the experience first-hand, but it sure seemed like "drunk" was one of the things going on. The hangovers must have made her long for death.


One of my son's college friends got hooked on meth apparently. She went from high grades (3.7 gpa or higher) in challenging classes to turning tricks for another hit within 6 months. F**king terrifying. I met her one time before she slid downhill. This girl was extremely attractive, intelligent, and I would've thought any guy would be lucky to have her as a partner. He ran into her a year later and it was terrifying what happened to her. She apparently was 90lbs, rail thin, had scabs on her from picking her skin, frizzy hair, and couldn't talk coherently about anything. I just... there isn't words to describe how horrible the change was for him to see... and he wasn't even a member of her family. I weep for her... and her family that has had to try and help her / deal with this shiat situation.

I cannot express in words both how happy I am we never had to deal with that shiat, and how angry I am at our country for it's ridiculous approach to handling addiction.
 
2022-01-20 10:20:19 AM  
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"I am not a smart man"
 
2022-01-20 10:21:48 AM  
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2022-01-20 10:24:33 AM  
"He then dropped to the ground and stated something to the effect of 'Just kill me now.' He then stated, 'It's over,'" according to the filing and the police report.

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2022-01-20 10:24:35 AM  

inglixthemad: thurstonxhowell: Shaggy_C: You can't get drunk if you're on meth. Speaking from experience, the two largely counteract each other. Sure, you might have an elevated ABV, but you're going to be zoned in as fark just the same as if you were stone sober.

Girl I knew in college sure seemed to have it figured out. She'd wind up essentially a semi-ambulatory zombie as the alcohol shut her brain down and the meth kept her body going. I can't speak to the experience first-hand, but it sure seemed like "drunk" was one of the things going on. The hangovers must have made her long for death.

One of my son's college friends got hooked on meth apparently. She went from high grades (3.7 gpa or higher) in challenging classes to turning tricks for another hit within 6 months. F**king terrifying. I met her one time before she slid downhill. This girl was extremely attractive, intelligent, and I would've thought any guy would be lucky to have her as a partner. He ran into her a year later and it was terrifying what happened to her. She apparently was 90lbs, rail thin, had scabs on her from picking her skin, frizzy hair, and couldn't talk coherently about anything. I just... there isn't words to describe how horrible the change was for him to see... and he wasn't even a member of her family. I weep for her... and her family that has had to try and help her / deal with this shiat situation.

I cannot express in words both how happy I am we never had to deal with that shiat, and how angry I am at our country for it's ridiculous approach to handling addiction.


The interesting part about the girl I mentioned is that she's fine now. By papering over the vast sea of irresponsible behaviors during her trainwreck years with meth-fueled all-nighters at key times to keep her grades up, she graduated, eventually got clean, got a law degree, and is doing very well for herself now (other than being a CrossFit-obsessed weirdo).

Every part of her life would have been better without the drugs, but she did manage to turn it around. It's worth trying to turn it around.
 
2022-01-20 10:25:08 AM  

DarnoKonrad: ah responsible gun owners.  Quick post something about Chicago!


It's kinda cold out, but at least it's sunny.
 
2022-01-20 10:27:52 AM  
These guys all think that they're Mel Gibson playing William Wallace.  Turns out they're just Mel Gibson.
 
2022-01-20 10:30:11 AM  
Y'all Kada is amassing suicide bombers... ""He then dropped to the ground and stated something to the effect of 'Just kill me now.' He then stated, 'It's over,'" according to the filing and the police report."

The incels that this movement has bred are now ready for their final mission. They are just waiting for the right moment.
 
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