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6227 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Jan 2022 at 1:05 AM (16 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-01-19 9:05:04 PM  
The Ranch did it
 
2022-01-20 1:20:08 AM  
That's a strange site. Is it like The Onion with true stories?
 
2022-01-20 1:26:36 AM  
Everybody has lost something. Sometimes they just want it back.

Someday, probably next Halloween, I will tell one of my stories. It is about a kid who stole the stuffed toy leopard I was taking to school for show and tell. He ripped it out of my hands and threw it over the fence into a yard where a guy kept Dobermans. I started crying because it was my favorite toy, and I was five. He stood there laughing at me.

Today, I would confront the guy who took it and demand it back, but he has been on death row since the mid-1990s. He blew a guy away for a little bit of money. His picture was in the paper. Same angry stupid face, but with a really fat neck. He had been working out.

I think he lost something.

Everybody has lost something. Sometimes they just want it back.

/ My life is a Voight-Kampff test.
 
2022-01-20 1:27:31 AM  
This situation sounds like a Drunk and on Drugs Happy Funtime Hour episode.

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2022-01-20 1:38:09 AM  
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/apparently this guy thought he could do something about it
 
2022-01-20 1:45:28 AM  
FTA    Taro is 63 years old, and his girlfriend is 58.

Rockin'! It's always a good time to creat new memories! I hope they send their mugshots out as Christmas cards 🤟
 
2022-01-20 2:50:34 AM  
That was just the quickest excuse for breaking into the school he could come up with when the police arrived.
 
2022-01-20 4:17:09 AM  
Is there a Farker with a Japanese background that can shed a light on the word 'Taro' as an anonymizing name. The site seems to do it with all stories and I was wondering if it had any significance.
 
2022-01-20 5:28:48 AM  

Hagbard_C: Is there a Farker with a Japanese background that can shed a light on the word 'Taro' as an anonymizing name. The site seems to do it with all stories and I was wondering if it had any significance.


It's just a really common name (or at least it's seen as really common, I don't know how many people actually have it).  Like 'Joe' in the US -- it may not actually be that common but it's a standard name for referring to random people.
 
2022-01-20 5:43:52 AM  
This sounds like drunk logic at its finest x)
At least they get a nice story out of it. Hopefully the fine won't hurt too much if they get one.
 
2022-01-20 5:56:19 AM  

2fardownthread: Everybody has lost something. Sometimes they just want it back.

Someday, probably next Halloween, I will tell one of my stories. It is about a kid who stole the stuffed toy leopard I was taking to school for show and tell. He ripped it out of my hands and threw it over the fence into a yard where a guy kept Dobermans. I started crying because it was my favorite toy, and I was five. He stood there laughing at me.

Today, I would confront the guy who took it and demand it back, but he has been on death row since the mid-1990s. He blew a guy away for a little bit of money. His picture was in the paper. Same angry stupid face, but with a really fat neck. He had been working out.

I think he lost something.

Everybody has lost something. Sometimes they just want it back.

/ My life is a Voight-Kampff test.


You see a tortoise on a fence post.
 
2022-01-20 6:11:36 AM  
I really miss that pocket knife... I have spent a lifetime trying to find one just like it .
 
2022-01-20 7:07:03 AM  
Farking understand.
I broke into someone's house to steal back my Human Tornado VHS tape.
Didn't find my tape, but I found her stash of heroin. Took that shiat and threw it away so she'd come home to no drugs and probably blame her roommates.
 
2022-01-20 8:13:02 AM  
"We're now adding THIS to your permanent record, Mr!!!!!"
 
2022-01-20 8:21:56 AM  
I'm gonna call bullshiat on this story. No way they were caught by any school employee. All my anime has taught me Japanese schools don't have any, the students, all sorts of randos and demons hangout after class to have battles and adventures.
 
2022-01-20 9:22:11 AM  
How did I know alcohol was involved?  I must be farking psychic...psycho... one, maybe both of those.
 
2022-01-20 9:25:10 AM  
once again, mr. booze rears its ugly head.
 
2022-01-20 10:57:11 AM  

BrerRobot: Farking understand.
I broke into someone's house to steal back my Human Tornado VHS tape.
Didn't find my tape, but I found her stash of heroin. Took that shiat and threw it away so she'd come home to no drugs and probably blame her roommates.


and then the murders began.
 
2022-01-20 1:20:50 PM  

sunsetlamp: Hagbard_C: Is there a Farker with a Japanese background that can shed a light on the word 'Taro' as an anonymizing name. The site seems to do it with all stories and I was wondering if it had any significance.

It's just a really common name (or at least it's seen as really common, I don't know how many people actually have it).  Like 'Joe' in the US -- it may not actually be that common but it's a standard name for referring to random people.


Cheers! I suspected as much, but now I know (and knowing...)
 
2022-01-20 2:26:02 PM  
I've heard about being attached to your porn mag.. But this is a bit much.
 
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