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2022-01-19 3:00:00 PM  
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2022-01-19 3:11:54 PM  
A priest, an imam, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They are concussed.
 
2022-01-19 3:16:10 PM  
What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing.. It just waved.
 
2022-01-19 3:27:46 PM  
It's Wednesday...right???
 
2022-01-19 3:30:28 PM  

Circusdog320: It's Wednesday...right???


Now THAT'S the funniest joke yet!!
 
2022-01-19 3:41:55 PM  
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2022-01-19 3:43:49 PM  
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2022-01-19 3:44:12 PM  
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Don't usually contribute here, but I saw this one earlier this week and had to share
 
2022-01-19 4:12:58 PM  

Circusdog320: It's Wednesday...right???


They pushed it live early. I'm going away tonight, and a friend's having surgery in the AM, so I couldn't propose it tomorrow ;)
 
2022-01-19 4:30:05 PM  
Worst.Simon and Garfunkel.song.evar
 
2022-01-19 4:33:33 PM  

bobug: Circusdog320: It's Wednesday...right???

They pushed it live early. I'm going away tonight, and a friend's having surgery in the AM, so I couldn't propose it tomorrow ;)


Whew! I thought I dropped through a wormhole or something!
 
2022-01-19 4:53:12 PM  
Iron is not a heavy metal, nor toxic.  Cadmium isn't heavy either.

/fun at parties
 
2022-01-19 4:58:56 PM  

Otera: [Fark user image 425x539]

Don't usually contribute here, but I saw this one earlier this week and had to share


If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
 
2022-01-19 5:07:11 PM  
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Metal Men (and Metal Woman.)
 
2022-01-19 5:20:28 PM  

King Something: A priest, an imam, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They are concussed.


Two guys walk into a bar.

You'd think the second one would have ducked.
 
2022-01-19 5:24:57 PM  

aerojockey: Iron is not a heavy metal, nor toxic.  Cadmium isn't heavy either.

/fun at parties


Good. I was worried that the thread was starting out heavy handed.
 
2022-01-19 5:39:57 PM  
A goober, a sex trafficker and guy with a very punchable face walk into a bar. The bartender says, What'll you have, congressman Gaetz?
 
2022-01-19 5:41:26 PM  
What's their favorite book on Arrakis?
Worm and Peace

That seemed funnier before I wrote it down
 
2022-01-19 5:59:18 PM  

Spice Must Flow: What's their favorite book on Arrakis?
Worm and Peace

That seemed funnier before I wrote it down


A water seller forgot the keys to their house and found themselves shadout.
 
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2022-01-19 10:04:30 PM  
How many times are the Leafs going to leave someone in front of the net all alone?
3-5
 
2022-01-19 10:16:46 PM  

Chimpy McSquirrel: How many times are the Leafs going to leave someone in front of the net all alone?
3-5


Sorry, wrong thread, but the Leafs defense is a joke.
 
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