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(The Sun (Ireland))   Marvel's Moon Knight and Hannibal Rising star, Gaspard Ulliel, completes a Sonny Bono while skiing in the Alps. Dead at 37   (thesun.ie) divider line
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2022-01-19 10:35:44 AM  
What is "horror skiing"? Is that where knife-wielding psychos in hockey masks jump out at you from behind the trees or something?
 
2022-01-19 10:41:15 AM  
As horrible as Hannibal Rising was I thought he did a damn good job of it.
 
2022-01-19 10:48:53 AM  
I assume a Sony Bono uses proprietary skis that are incompatible with most slopes.
 
2022-01-19 10:53:16 AM  
Marvel should start a deadpool for its MCU cast.

/*ducks*
 
2022-01-19 10:57:55 AM  

Madison_Smiled: What is "horror skiing"? Is that where knife-wielding psychos in hockey masks jump out at you from behind the trees or something?


I've been horror skiing in the French Alps, on Mt Blanc one while trying out a pair of fatties in the very deep snow I lost control and ended up having a large net save me from the edge of something like a thousand foot cliff. That counts as horror skiing in my book
/took it a lot easier the rest of the trip
 
2022-01-19 11:49:01 AM  
Shame to hear he died.

/RIP man.
 
2022-01-19 12:09:38 PM  
Gaspard? Probably, at the end, and then he didn't breathe again.
 
2022-01-19 12:16:24 PM  
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2022-01-19 12:16:27 PM  
Sure in this timeline, but they'll just get a Gaspard from the multiverse.
 
2022-01-19 12:25:20 PM  
I heard he was up for a role in George of the Jungle.
Perhaps a method actor?
 
2022-01-19 12:29:04 PM  
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2022-01-19 12:30:37 PM  
DAMN, he ain't going to be in season 2.

Rush Hour 1-3 "Bloopers"
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2022-01-19 12:32:29 PM  

Madison_Smiled: What is "horror skiing"? Is that where knife-wielding psychos in hockey masks jump out at you from behind the trees or something?


You ever see the movie "Dead Snow"?
 
2022-01-19 12:39:30 PM  
No, it doesn't look as cool.  But wear the goddamn helmet, kids.

You may not see an immediate use for your brain; but it remains a critically important organ.
 
2022-01-19 12:44:06 PM  

MurphyMurphy: No, it doesn't look as cool.  But wear the goddamn helmet, kids.

You may not see an immediate use for your brain; but it remains a critically important organ.


So, when I was first learning to snowboard, we used to laugh at the 5 or so people on the slopes wearing helmets.

Now, we laugh at the 5 or so people on the slopes not wearing helmets.

The worst fall I have ever taken while on a snowboard was when I was very nearly at a standstill. Had I not been wearing a helmet, I probably would have been dead.
 
2022-01-19 12:44:19 PM  
So a friend of mine is on a foreign ski trip with foreign friends...hanging out with French models is very her, I hope it isn't one of her friends.
 
2022-01-19 12:45:46 PM  

NeoCortex42: I assume a Sony Bono uses proprietary skis that are incompatible with most slopes.


No, that would be Apple Bono.

ReverendLoki: You ever see the movie "Dead Snow"?


Was there any skiing in that?
 
2022-01-19 12:52:30 PM  
Karate Explosion:

Now, we laugh at the 5 or so people on the slopes not wearing helmets.

had a classmate in highschool made himself into a quadriplegic that way.
heard he froze to death one winter night when his mouth-operated van slid off into a snow bank :(
 
2022-01-19 12:58:28 PM  

mjbok: NeoCortex42: I assume a Sony Bono uses proprietary skis that are incompatible with most slopes.

No, that would be Apple Bono.

ReverendLoki: You ever see the movie "Dead Snow"?

Was there any skiing in that?


I think there might have been, but I don't recall.  It's been awhile.

There's lots of snow, though, on a mountainside.  And Zombie Nazis.

There's snowmobiling, though, and those have skis on the front.  Close enough.
 
2022-01-19 1:04:28 PM  
Looks like a pretty big role in Moon Knight, "Midnight Man," in every episode.

In addition to Sonny, Natasha Richardson and Michael Kennedy say hello.
 
2022-01-19 1:22:43 PM  

ReverendLoki: I think there might have been, but I don't recall. It's been awhile.

There's lots of snow, though, on a mountainside. And Zombie Nazis.

There's snowmobiling, though, and those have skis on the front. Close enough.


That movie is bonkers, but the sequel is a completely different thing.  So off the rails.
 
2022-01-19 1:33:59 PM  

Karate Explosion: MurphyMurphy: No, it doesn't look as cool.  But wear the goddamn helmet, kids.

You may not see an immediate use for your brain; but it remains a critically important organ.

So, when I was first learning to snowboard, we used to laugh at the 5 or so people on the slopes wearing helmets.

Now, we laugh at the 5 or so people on the slopes not wearing helmets.

The worst fall I have ever taken while on a snowboard was when I was very nearly at a standstill. Had I not been wearing a helmet, I probably would have been dead.


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2022-01-19 1:34:47 PM  

mjbok: NeoCortex42: I assume a Sony Bono uses proprietary skis that are incompatible with most slopes.

No, that would be Apple Bono.


Be glad you've never had to deal with Sony Memory Sticks then.
 
2022-01-19 2:00:15 PM  

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I have only now just noticed that the Yeti uses the ski pole as a toothpick.
 
2022-01-19 2:07:21 PM  
Ulliel, who shares a five-year-old son with model Gaëlle Piétri.

She's quite the dish
 
2022-01-19 2:21:50 PM  
Isn't it called a "Natasha Richardson" now?
 
2022-01-19 2:56:44 PM  
Are we not doing phrasing anymore? FTFA:

Rodolphe Marconi, who directed one of his early films, The Last Day, said: "He's a strange boy, difficult to penetrate.

"He surely has a crack, the day it opens, it will hurt."
 
2022-01-19 2:57:59 PM  
So this is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps.
 
2022-01-19 3:38:39 PM  
Gaspard Ulliel as Anton Mogart/Midnight Man
ScreenRant previously reported that a listing on Gaspard Ulliel's talent agency page showed the actor as taking on the role of Anton Mogart aka Midnight Man in Moon Knight, but Marvel has yet to confirm Ulliel's involvement. Moon Knight appears to have been wiped from Ulliel's portfolio the Earth since the initial report, though he is listed on the show's IMDB cast page.

Marvel's Moon Knight: The Entire Cast of the Disney+ MCU Show (So Far) - IGN
 
2022-01-19 3:52:50 PM  

GardenWeasel: Gaspard Ulliel as Anton Mogart/Midnight Man
ScreenRant previously reported that a listing on Gaspard Ulliel's talent agency page showed the actor as taking on the role of Anton Mogart aka Midnight Man in Moon Knight, but Marvel has yet to confirm Ulliel's involvement. Moon Knight appears to have been wiped from Ulliel's portfolio the Earth since the initial report, though he is listed on the show's IMDB cast page.

Marvel's Moon Knight: The Entire Cast of the Disney+ MCU Show (So Far) - IGN


Using someone dead has not stopped the mouse yet.
 
2022-01-19 5:09:45 PM  
Boseman died before his work in What If came out.
Asner died before the Up shorts came out.
This guy dies before Moon Knight comes out.

Is Disney+ surviving by harvesting souls or something?
 
2022-01-19 6:25:07 PM  
On a bike on Skis/board or skates; wear a farking helmet.
 
2022-01-19 6:44:09 PM  
1. Be incredibly attractive
2. Be rich and party hard
3. Live a long and happy life

God: Choose 2

RIP young hot rich guy who died partying
 
2022-01-19 7:00:23 PM  

Wine Sipping Elitist: 1. Be incredibly attractive
2. Be rich and party hard
3. Live a long and happy life

God: Choose 2

RIP young hot rich guy who died partying


Username checks out.
 
2022-01-19 8:29:53 PM  

NewportBarGuy: As horrible as Hannibal Rising was I thought he did a damn good job of it.


I rewatched those movies during the first wave of the pandemic. I didn't think "Rising" was nearly as bad as people made it out to be. In fact, I'd argue that it was maybe the best of the post-Silence of the Lambs flicks.

Ridley Scott's Hannibal was okay, but it felt like it was ashamed of being basically a pulp slasher movie, so it hid under a lot of fancy clothes, architecture, and opera.

And Red Dragon? WTF? A wealth of award winning talent that came off as enthusiastic as a junior college theatre troupe doing a play of Manhunter. If that movie was any more phoned in, Verizon would have sent the audience a bill. Kudos to Brett Rattner though. I had no idea you could direct an entire movie on autopilot.

At least the cast and crew of Rising came off like they wanted to be working on that movie.
 
2022-01-19 9:01:00 PM  

NeoCortex42: mjbok: NeoCortex42: I assume a Sony Bono uses proprietary skis that are incompatible with most slopes.

No, that would be Apple Bono.

Be glad you've never had to deal with Sony Memory Sticks then.


Memory Sticks, mini disc, whatever the PSP replacement used.  Been there, done that, but still better than Apple.
 
2022-01-20 12:28:09 AM  
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2022-01-20 2:00:39 AM  

NeoCortex42: Boseman died before his work in What If came out.
Asner died before the Up shorts came out.
This guy dies before Moon Knight comes out.

Is Disney+ surviving by harvesting souls or something?


Yes, but this was unrelated.
 
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