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(Merriam-Webster)   The Merriam-Webster word of the day for January 19 is 'debilitating' as in: "The process by which diners at a restaurant argue over who pays what on the check is debilitating"   (merriam-webster.com) divider line
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2022-01-19 1:49:57 PM  
paying the check is easy - witnessing diners struggle to calculate a tip is debilitating


a bill for $71.41, you get 10% by shifting the decimal over to the left 1 spot for 7.14. Double that and it's 20%.  No calculator required.
 
2022-01-19 5:09:22 PM  
When he got an erection during his wedding, it was really debilitating to the ceremony.
 
2022-01-19 5:15:29 PM  
I have been debilitated to the point that I can think of no clever comment.

But there are two INXS songs I can't get out of my head now. You know the ones. Thanks for that!

And someone should be able to make a Buckwheat joke out of this. Something like....

"Damn! I keep licking it, but debilitating like the rest of the duck!"
 
2022-01-19 5:17:00 PM  
2fardownthread:

And someone should be able to make a Buckwheat joke out of this. Something like....

"Damn! I keep licking it, but debilitating like the rest of the duck!"


You just did. Well played.
 
2022-01-19 5:18:48 PM  
When he got the bill, he rubbed it between his dick and his ass. It was debilitainting.
 
2022-01-19 5:23:00 PM  
Be an adult. Chop the check even ways or take turns. it all evens out in the end.

If you spring for something comically expensive booze or food wise offer to throw the cost of that on top of your chop.
 
2022-01-19 5:23:54 PM  
Commander Jenkins hated his promotion in the Navy so much, he considered debilitating his post.
 
2022-01-19 5:25:12 PM  
A student of Bistromathics would know that's not arguing over the bill, it's plotting a course across the galaxy.
 
2022-01-19 5:48:23 PM  
Where's the annual article on the worst day of the year? Is this all we are gonna get?
 
2022-01-19 5:50:56 PM  
Oh, here it is! No, wait, that is Jan 24, 2005. My bad, but almost any day between Christmas and Easter will do if you have no chocolate.
 
2022-01-19 5:52:02 PM  

LineNoise: Be an adult. Chop the check even ways or take turns. it all evens out in the end.

If you spring for something comically expensive booze or food wise offer to throw the cost of that on top of your chop.


Ding.  Ding.  This person gets it.
 
2022-01-19 5:57:03 PM  

biscuitsngravy: LineNoise: Be an adult. Chop the check even ways or take turns. it all evens out in the end.

If you spring for something comically expensive booze or food wise offer to throw the cost of that on top of your chop.

Ding.  Ding.  This person gets it.


Toronto is a weird place. If you do that, nobody will touch what you ordered. It's farked up. Everywhere else on Lake Ontario, that act would be appreciated.
 
2022-01-19 6:00:03 PM  
Not sure what punchline Subby was after. Debil = the bill, itating = ???
 
2022-01-19 6:20:31 PM  
Debilitating is whatever Biden has and I'm a not meaning the ice cream.

There are doubts regarding brain freeze ( oblig.)
 
2022-01-19 7:03:34 PM  
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2022-01-19 7:48:30 PM  
I would also have accepted, "The piano that crushed William was debilitating."
 
2022-01-19 8:00:17 PM  

Munden: paying the check is easy - witnessing diners struggle to calculate a tip is debilitating


a bill for $71.41, you get 10% by shifting the decimal over to the left 1 spot for 7.14. Double that and it's 20%.  No calculator required.


nowing maths and anglish is rasist;
 
2022-01-19 8:20:52 PM  

Fara Clark: Munden: paying the check is easy - witnessing diners struggle to calculate a tip is debilitating


a bill for $71.41, you get 10% by shifting the decimal over to the left 1 spot for 7.14. Double that and it's 20%.  No calculator required.

nowing maths and anglish is rasist;


It's time for you to go to bed. I'm just saying, you've had all you need to drink tonight.
 
2022-01-19 8:33:45 PM  

toraque: Fara Clark: Munden: paying the check is easy - witnessing diners struggle to calculate a tip is debilitating


a bill for $71.41, you get 10% by shifting the decimal over to the left 1 spot for 7.14. Double that and it's 20%.  No calculator required.

nowing maths and anglish is rasist;

It's time for you to go to bed. I'm just saying, you've had all you need to drink tonight.


😉
Triggered you.
 
2022-01-19 8:38:21 PM  

Fara Clark: toraque: Fara Clark: Munden: paying the check is easy - witnessing diners struggle to calculate a tip is debilitating


a bill for $71.41, you get 10% by shifting the decimal over to the left 1 spot for 7.14. Double that and it's 20%.  No calculator required.

nowing maths and anglish is rasist;

It's time for you to go to bed. I'm just saying, you've had all you need to drink tonight.

😉
Triggered you.


BTW, you're right it is my bedtime. Was just reading a white paper on error  correction in the 3D measuring machine.
Time to go to bed.
 
2022-01-19 9:52:10 PM  

Munden: paying the check is easy - witnessing diners struggle to calculate a tip is debilitating


a bill for $71.41, you get 10% by shifting the decimal over to the left 1 spot for 7.14. Double that and it's 20%.  No calculator required.


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