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(Al Jazeera)   No, Viagra does not cure COVID-19. Coca-cola cannot prevent pregnancy when used as a douche. Orange Julius was not named after the character in Pulp Fiction   (aljazeera.com) divider line
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2022-01-19 11:05:14 AM  
Guys will say anything to get laid.
 
2022-01-19 11:15:19 AM  
To be fair,
A nurse saying viagra/sildenafil saved her life isn't saying it cured her covid. It was probably used to increase blood oxygen levels and as a vasodilator to keep covid-related clotting from killing her.

Fun fact: Viagra was originally being explored as a blood pressure medication, when the specific side effect was noticed in the test group.
 
2022-01-19 11:19:00 AM  
The London Underground is not a political movement.
 
2022-01-19 11:20:12 AM  
Also:
Lysol is not a truth serum.
Bananas Foster was not invented by Hillary Clinton.
PETA does not allow vegans an exception to eat shawarma.
 
2022-01-19 11:21:16 AM  

iron de havilland: The London Underground is not a political movement.


It should be.
 
2022-01-19 11:22:05 AM  
It might not cure it, but it'll make you forget you have Covid for up to four hours.
 
2022-01-19 11:22:17 AM  
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2022-01-19 11:22:32 AM  
Viagra doesn't cure covid, but the Pfizer shot definitely adds some length and girth.
 
2022-01-19 11:22:51 AM  
Maybe not, but it was supposedly used to help circulation for the teams in the Buffalo Bills / New England Patriots game last weekend in the single-digit temps.
 
2022-01-19 11:24:16 AM  
Still, remember to drink apple juice because OJ can kill you.
 
2022-01-19 11:24:38 AM  
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2022-01-19 11:24:42 AM  
It's too late. It worked once so it has to work every time now because that is exactly how logic works...........
 
2022-01-19 11:25:27 AM  
Viagra may not cure COVID-19 but ghost pepper enemas will prevent you from catching COVID-19 and will speed up your recovery if you do catch it. Spread the word so that all the anti-vaxxers can get this hot news ASAP.
 
2022-01-19 11:27:36 AM  
I wouldn't mind if the Pfizer booster contains a little bit of viagra.

/provided I've already arranged a weekend away with the Mrs
//hotel has to be relatively close by
//still, that walk through the lobby would be awkward
 
2022-01-19 11:28:11 AM  

iron de havilland: The London Underground is not a political movement.


Aristotle was not Belgian, the principle of Buddhism is not "every man for himself", and the London Underground is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes, Otto. I looked them up.
 
2022-01-19 11:32:38 AM  
I don't know if that's true, but years ago when I was in a really bad car accident I couldn't have sex. So my wife gave me a hand job and eventually I got better. Therefore I have now deduced that hand jobs will cure broken backs. You're welcome
 
2022-01-19 11:33:49 AM  
Cool Story Bro Time
My wife was diagnosed with pulmonary hypertension, the cardiologist came in and said you have mild pulmonary hypertension we might want to start you on Viagra we'll schedule a f/u to discuss it
F/U comes and we see a cardiology PA who says we can send you to a pulmonary  hypertension specialist or we can just monitor it or we can start you on Viagra
My wife wants to go with the Viagra but I talk her into seeing a specialist
We see the specialist who says Viagra only treats one subtype of pulmonary hypertension, and can worsen your oxygenation if you have another cause of your PH.
After several more tests we find out it was caused by her connective tissue disease and Viagra woukd have worsened her oxygenation putting more stress on her heart

TL/DR IDK, always see a specialist?
 
2022-01-19 11:34:05 AM  
The Fugs - Coca Cola Douche
Youtube 3YJmUZXGxD0


NSFW, obs
 
2022-01-19 11:34:53 AM  
If they're going to die of covid, perhaps viagra could give them a happy ending.
 
2022-01-19 11:35:42 AM  
... but how high do the Scoville Units have to be to kill sperm?
 
2022-01-19 11:36:58 AM  

Hey Nurse!: I don't know if that's true, but years ago when I was in a really bad car accident I couldn't have sex. So my wife gave me a hand job and eventually I got better. Therefore I have now deduced that hand jobs will cure broken backs. You're welcome


Does your wife accept Humana?

/ just kidding
 
2022-01-19 11:38:07 AM  
It may not cure covid, but it will keep you from accidentally rolling out of bed.
 
2022-01-19 11:39:44 AM  

iron de havilland: The London Underground is not a political movement.


There's no sex in the champagne room
 
2022-01-19 11:40:03 AM  
doesn't hurt to take extra precautions.  I've been taking dbl. doses since the start of the pandemic.  only because the new FWB was not up to my standards.  I needed medicine to overcome my actual reluctance.  also, dbl. up doses of top shelf weed.  so far so good avoiding the rona.
 
2022-01-19 11:41:38 AM  

Hey Nurse!: I don't know if that's true, but years ago when I was in a really bad car accident I couldn't have sex. So my wife gave me a hand job and eventually I got better. Therefore I have now deduced that hand jobs will cure broken backs. You're welcome


Your puerile penile analogy is irrelevant.

Viagra causes vasodilation in other tissues besides the penis, e.g. is used to treat PH, and it's being investigated as a possible treatment for some Covid patients. Not to treat the viral infection but to improve respiratory function and thereby possibly save lives.
 
2022-01-19 11:51:31 AM  
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Orange Julius
 
2022-01-19 11:52:02 AM  
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2022-01-19 11:52:43 AM  

Animatronik: Hey Nurse!: I don't know if that's true, but years ago when I was in a really bad car accident I couldn't have sex. So my wife gave me a hand job and eventually I got better. Therefore I have now deduced that hand jobs will cure broken backs. You're welcome

Your puerile penile analogy is irrelevant.

Viagra causes vasodilation in other tissues besides the penis, e.g. is used to treat PH, and it's being investigated as a possible treatment for some Covid patients. Not to treat the viral infection but to improve respiratory function and thereby possibly save lives.


I know this isn't your first day on Fark, why are you acting as if it is?
 
2022-01-19 11:53:31 AM  
I will tell you listerine helps with chigger bites.
 
2022-01-19 11:54:27 AM  

Marcos P: I will tell you listerine helps with chigger bites.


Yeah but getting the little bastards to swish for 30 seconds is a challenge.
 
2022-01-19 11:56:13 AM  

spongeboob: Animatronik: Hey Nurse!: I don't know if that's true, but years ago when I was in a really bad car accident I couldn't have sex. So my wife gave me a hand job and eventually I got better. Therefore I have now deduced that hand jobs will cure broken backs. You're welcome

Your puerile penile analogy is irrelevant.

Viagra causes vasodilation in other tissues besides the penis, e.g. is used to treat PH, and it's being investigated as a possible treatment for some Covid patients. Not to treat the viral infection but to improve respiratory function and thereby possibly save lives.

I know this isn't your first day on Fark, why are you acting as if it is?


You laughed at his boner

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2022-01-19 12:09:09 PM  
A man goes to  visit his ancient father in a nursing home.
In the evening, a nurse enters the father's room with a cup of hot chocolate and a little blue pill.
The old man takes the pill &  sips the hot chocolate.
The younger man mentions to the nurse that the pill looks like Viagra.
When she says that it is, the man gets a little upset.
"My father is rather old to be taking Viagra! besides, it seems an odd match for hot chocolate.", says the man.
"oh, I can explain," says the nurse," The hot chocolate is to get him to fall asleep.  The Viagra is to keep him from rolling out of bed."
 
2022-01-19 12:16:31 PM  

hobnail: Marcos P: I will tell you listerine helps with chigger bites.

Yeah but getting the little bastards to swish for 30 seconds is a challenge.


It's as simple of using a loud voice and keep eye contact.  Thirty whole seconds is still a challenge.
 
2022-01-19 12:17:32 PM  

Somaticasual: To be fair,
A nurse saying viagra/sildenafil saved her life isn't saying it cured her covid. It was probably used to increase blood oxygen levels and as a vasodilator to keep covid-related clotting from killing her.

Fun fact: Viagra was originally being explored as a blood pressure medication, when the specific side effect was noticed in the test group.


It also keeps older patients from rolling out of beds in nursing homes.
 
2022-01-19 12:19:12 PM  

Cheron: iron de havilland: The London Underground is not a political movement.

Aristotle was not Belgian, the principle of Buddhism is not "every man for himself", and the London Underground is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes, Otto. I looked them up.


"Oh, right! To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!"
 
2022-01-19 12:20:57 PM  
Maybe not, but they say that intubation is better with priapism.
 
2022-01-19 12:31:47 PM  
Went from the station straight to Orange Julius.
I bought a hot dog from who? George Drakoulias.

xxBirdMadGirlxx: Cheron: iron de havilland: The London Underground is not a political movement.

Aristotle was not Belgian, the principle of Buddhism is not "every man for himself", and the London Underground is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes, Otto. I looked them up.

"Oh, right! To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!"


"I've known sheep that could outwit you. I've worn dresses with higher IQ's. But you think you're an intellectual, don't you, ape?"
 
2022-01-19 12:34:22 PM  
From the anti-vaxxer workbook:

Billions avoid mild to serious illness and death by getting vaccinated: "this is a lie".

One single person has infection-related symptoms reduced by an application of sidenafil-citrate: "the government is withholding the truth and this life saving drug from us".
 
2022-01-19 12:38:14 PM  
"Why Viagra isn't a 'cure' for COVID-19"

Well, because WHY THE HELL WOULD IT BE?!?
 
2022-01-19 12:39:22 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: It might not cure it, but it'll make you forget you have Covid for up to four hours.


That's a LOT of jerking off!
 
2022-01-19 12:41:39 PM  

kdawg7736: Still, remember to drink apple juice because OJ can kill you.


Well, if you drink too much apple juice you're gonna end up diabetic and that can kill you
 
2022-01-19 12:42:59 PM  

Mock26: Viagra may not cure COVID-19 but ghost pepper enemas will prevent you from catching COVID-19 and will speed up your recovery if you do catch it. Spread the word so that all the anti-vaxxers can get this hot news ASAP.


That got me to pucker
 
2022-01-19 12:45:58 PM  

Hey Nurse!: I don't know if that's true, but years ago when I was in a really bad car accident I couldn't have sex. So my wife gave me a hand job and eventually I got better. Therefore I have now deduced that hand jobs will cure broken backs. You're welcome


Blow jobs work faster. This is information that everyone should be made aware of, especially married women!
 
2022-01-19 12:46:36 PM  
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...and her stalwart hubby.

 
2022-01-19 12:54:10 PM  
If you don't mind subby, I'll stick with Deepthroat for all my Coke utilization needs
 
2022-01-19 12:59:23 PM  
Just for the record, the old myth about shaking up a pepsi or coke and shoving the neck inside to use it as a foamy douche is as effective as any other immediately applied, non-spermacidal douche.

It could work if the circumstances are correct. Just like a bottle a spring water would if the conditions were right.
 
2022-01-19 1:07:52 PM  

noitsnot: spongeboob: Animatronik: Hey Nurse!: I don't know if that's true, but years ago when I was in a really bad car accident I couldn't have sex. So my wife gave me a hand job and eventually I got better. Therefore I have now deduced that hand jobs will cure broken backs. You're welcome

Your puerile penile analogy is irrelevant.

Viagra causes vasodilation in other tissues besides the penis, e.g. is used to treat PH, and it's being investigated as a possible treatment for some Covid patients. Not to treat the viral infection but to improve respiratory function and thereby possibly save lives.

I know this isn't your first day on Fark, why are you acting as if it is?

You laughed at his boner

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Well at least it wasn't on TV
jean claude van damme erection on tv
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2022-01-19 1:57:33 PM  
And yet even 25mgs feels like Roman concrete has been poured into my nasal sinus.  Why is that?
 
2022-01-19 2:01:47 PM  

spongeboob: Animatronik: Hey Nurse!: I don't know if that's true, but years ago when I was in a really bad car accident I couldn't have sex. So my wife gave me a hand job and eventually I got better. Therefore I have now deduced that hand jobs will cure broken backs. You're welcome

Your puerile penile analogy is irrelevant.

Viagra causes vasodilation in other tissues besides the penis, e.g. is used to treat PH, and it's being investigated as a possible treatment for some Covid patients. Not to treat the viral infection but to improve respiratory function and thereby possibly save lives.

I know this isn't your first day on Fark, why are you acting as if it is?


Just saying that Viagra is a legit drug, not just for boners anymore.
 
2022-01-19 2:17:17 PM  

backhand.slap.of.reason: And yet even 25mgs feels like Roman concrete has been poured into my nasal sinus.  Why is that?


It dilates all the capillaries in your body, including your nasal turbinates.  Hence stuffy nose.
 
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