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2022-01-19 10:49:04 AM  
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2022-01-19 11:14:49 AM  
Cocaine cut with the blood of your enemy?
 
2022-01-19 11:51:16 AM  
I mean, it's  not as impressive as a nice Twisted Tea comeback, but still...
 
2022-01-19 11:51:36 AM  
Red states.
 
2022-01-19 11:52:50 AM  
Acne.
 
2022-01-19 11:52:54 AM  
"60-year-old man hit with brick, nose broken over petty dispute"

I assume he was told, "don't come around here no more."
 
2022-01-19 11:54:03 AM  
A brick?

<off to read TFA>
 
2022-01-19 11:54:46 AM  

BunchaRubes: A brick?

<off to read TFA>


<snerk> lol, aight subby
 
2022-01-19 11:54:58 AM  
When i saw this was out of Bhopal i thought it was going to have something to do with horrifying industrial accidents
 
2022-01-19 11:55:56 AM  
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2022-01-19 11:55:58 AM  

Chemlight Battery: "60-year-old man hit with brick, nose broken over petty dispute"

I assume he was told, "don't come around here no more."


Yes, and also "I won't back down."
 
2022-01-19 11:56:32 AM  
a red hot fire poker?
 
2022-01-19 11:58:22 AM  
It's BRICK, it's BRICK, it's big it's heavy it's BRICK!

/brought to you by BLAMMO!
 
2022-01-19 11:59:14 AM  
I am trying to figure out what a danish has to do with this story.
Now I'm hungry.
 
2022-01-19 12:00:11 PM  
"Investigating officer ASI RP Singh said that Qasim Khan, 60, resides at VIP road"

Not VIP enough to have security to manage miscreants and the help for you, it would seem.
 
2022-01-19 12:00:22 PM  
popups
 
2022-01-19 12:01:20 PM  
Doing lines of pure turmeric?
 
2022-01-19 12:01:34 PM  

BunchaRubes: BunchaRubes: A brick?

<off to read TFA>

<snerk> lol, aight subby


Some people have faces that just ask for it.
 
2022-01-19 12:03:57 PM  
They were not meant to be snorted!
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2022-01-19 12:06:53 PM  
A steel-toed Doc Martens?
 
2022-01-19 12:08:33 PM  
Suck brick!
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2022-01-19 12:10:42 PM  

Farkonaut: it's big it's heavy it's BRICK


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2022-01-19 12:12:30 PM  
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2022-01-19 12:14:02 PM  
Sunburn.
 
2022-01-19 12:14:48 PM  

jaylectricity: Cocaine cut with the blood of your enemy?


That gives you super powers
 
2022-01-19 12:18:05 PM  

Chemlight Battery: "60-year-old man hit with brick, nose broken over petty dispute"

I assume he was told, "don't come around here no more."


Tom Petty And The Heartbreakers - Don't Come Around Here No More (Official Music Video)
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2022-01-19 12:20:08 PM  
I hate it when car-borne youths get down from their car and throw a bricks on my face, causing me to suffer a fracture in the nose, nay a break of my nose bone.
 
2022-01-19 12:25:25 PM  
A tomato?
 
2022-01-19 12:28:48 PM  
Powdered cayenne pepper?
 
2022-01-19 12:32:01 PM  

jaylectricity: Cocaine cut with the blood of your enemy?


That's a little in the nose, don't you think?
 
2022-01-19 12:36:48 PM  
Crushed ghost pepper?
 
2022-01-19 12:38:39 PM  
Red Leader One
 
2022-01-19 12:45:03 PM  
I blame Union Carbide.   This guy never stood a chance.
 
2022-01-19 12:51:52 PM  
Battery in Bhopal?
 
2022-01-19 12:55:23 PM  
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2022-01-19 1:02:03 PM  
Wanted for questioning:

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2022-01-19 1:02:49 PM  
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2022-01-19 1:52:19 PM  
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Don't expect too much of Fark.  Even now not many will look at the lower left corner of that ad.
 
2022-01-19 1:52:49 PM  
Cock?

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2022-01-19 1:52:52 PM  
Pixie sticks!
 
2022-01-19 1:53:52 PM  

Stud Gerbil: I blame Union Carbide.   This guy never stood a chance.


Sexy Jesus: Battery in Bhopal?


and of course the last post was for you guys since quoting in it was too much to ask.
 
2022-01-19 1:54:03 PM  
Caulk?

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2022-01-19 1:59:01 PM  
I guessed 'dog penis'.  I was way off the mark.
 
2022-01-19 2:03:14 PM  

thehellisthis: Stud Gerbil: I blame Union Carbide.   This guy never stood a chance.

Sexy Jesus: Battery in Bhopal?

and of course the last post was for you guys since quoting in it was too much to ask.


Dow Chemical.

But the rebrand(s) and making sure the Union Carbide explosion stays called that way seem to have done the job.
 
2022-01-19 2:10:11 PM  

thehellisthis: [Fark user image 400x300]

Don't expect too much of Fark.  Even now not many will look at the lower left corner of that ad.


I had to zoom in and there's no dick butt; very disappointing.
 
2022-01-19 2:11:17 PM  
Oh it's in India - the youths were from a lower caste as they were born in a car instead of a hospital, which in India is just an overcrowded train anyway, but now their lower-class automotive birth leaves them no choices in life but to become the throwers of bricks onto people's noses, a job few want, as it doesn't pay at all and generally exposes one as being car-borne, or one of the "undrivables" as they're called.
 
2022-01-19 2:33:16 PM  
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2022-01-19 2:36:38 PM  
Been a while...

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2022-01-19 2:39:43 PM  

Kegovitch: They were not meant to be snorted!
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Not sure if worse than being stepped-on at night.
 
2022-01-19 2:50:55 PM  

Cache: Red states.


Living with your nose constantly out of joint because somebody, somewhere may be stealing your white male privilege. Or possibly having fun.
 
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