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(UPI)   Hermit crab who said he was only going out to get smokes finally returned to owner after three months on the lam   (upi.com) divider line
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2552 clicks; posted to Main » and D'awww » on 19 Jan 2022 at 8:15 PM (16 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-01-19 3:58:18 PM  
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2022-01-19 8:21:05 PM  

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Comeone man. Contributing to the delinquency of a moaner? Jeeze

/i tried way too hard with the thesaurus. Sorry.
 
2022-01-19 8:24:59 PM  
If your pets runaway from you, just accept they aren't into you.
 
2022-01-19 8:26:58 PM  
He was on his way to the Appalachian Trail.
 
2022-01-19 8:27:18 PM  
It was just out looking for its mate.

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2022-01-19 8:35:58 PM  

wxboy: It was just out looking for its mate.

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"Herman...don't you schweetheart me *HIC*"

I have that album on vinyl.
 
2022-01-19 8:41:57 PM  
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2022-01-19 8:49:36 PM  
I had a pet hermit crab as a kid. It escaped while the family was on vacation and ended up being found years later inside the furnace.
 
2022-01-19 8:57:58 PM  
The crab wasn't smoking, Bender was...

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2022-01-19 9:02:09 PM  
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2022-01-19 9:03:33 PM  
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2022-01-19 9:16:42 PM  
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2022-01-19 9:50:14 PM  
Found it.  It was following me to the nearest city

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2022-01-19 9:50:25 PM  
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2022-01-19 10:05:52 PM  
He had a reservation.

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2022-01-19 11:16:45 PM  
Crab on lamb, what?

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2022-01-20 3:11:55 AM  
Any parent of a 5 year old knows this routine -

"Why SURE it's the same hermit crab, sonny!  Look there - he recognizes you, see?"
(this works with hamsters & gerbils, so why wouldn't it work with pet hermit crabs?)
 
2022-01-20 3:33:02 AM  
I wonder if he knows....

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2022-01-20 8:27:17 PM  

mengelji: Any parent of a 5 year old knows this routine -

"Why SURE it's the same hermit crab, sonny!  Look there - he recognizes you, see?"
(this works with hamsters & gerbils, so why wouldn't it work with pet hermit crabs?)


Which is a shame, because if you take care of them right, they can live for decades. Same with goldfish, actually.
 
2022-01-21 12:47:02 AM  
Sometimes hermit crabs leave, no need to be a pussy about it...
 
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