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(I Heart Radio)   A home security system captured a ghost fart as it wafts across the driveway, or so your lactose intolerant uncle would have you believe   (wild955.iheart.com) divider line
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3424 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Jan 2022 at 9:20 AM (17 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-01-19 9:01:47 AM  
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2022-01-19 9:04:04 AM  
Man Caught Farting on Doorbell Camera Before Going Inside Friend's Home Gym - 1256077
Youtube -AsUclfylys
 
2022-01-19 9:24:17 AM  
'Some believe it was a ghost'

And some people are idiots.
 
2022-01-19 9:25:04 AM  
now i want to vape in front of peoples security cameras
 
2022-01-19 9:27:47 AM  
There is no "witching hour". It's just early morning.

People that believe in a witching hour, are people that go to bed at 10:00pm, and have never had to work a night shift.
 
2022-01-19 9:28:03 AM  
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The truth is more outlandish than you think.
 
2022-01-19 9:29:00 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: There is no "witching hour". It's just early morning.

People that believe in a witching hour, are people that go to bed at 10:00pm, and have never had to work a night shift.


That's exactly the kind of thing a ghost would say.
 
2022-01-19 9:29:22 AM  
Long day at work leads into a long night of work in front of the computer and all of a sudden it's 3am so you sneak outside to have a few hoots of indica to wind down and have to blame a ghost when your smoke sets off the camera.

Happens to all of us.
 
2022-01-19 9:31:52 AM  
"Hey guys before I stat this vide

Goodbye
 
2022-01-19 9:32:01 AM  
It's dust.
 
2022-01-19 9:33:58 AM  

comrade: "Hey guys before I stat this vide

Goodbye


I, for one, appreciate 5 minutes of cheesy dramatic intro and pointless palaver before 13 seconds of "relevant" footage.

It completes me.

:P
 
2022-01-19 9:34:19 AM  
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G-g-g-ghost fart!
 
2022-01-19 9:34:32 AM  
Gnats
 
2022-01-19 9:38:50 AM  

edmo: Gnats


I was wondering if the streaks of light were insects or some kind of precipitation. A cloud of insects would certainly explain things.

But no, strange things are afoot at the Circle-K witching hour.
 
2022-01-19 9:41:10 AM  
Looks like a tumbleweed.
 
2022-01-19 9:41:45 AM  

xanadian: It's dust.


dust in the wind, dude
 
2022-01-19 9:47:20 AM  
Fun things you can do with Adobe Premiere.
 
2022-01-19 9:47:52 AM  
Not sure if that's a ghost or not but I'm positive that's Ali G narrating.
 
2022-01-19 9:51:04 AM  

nytmare: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: There is no "witching hour". It's just early morning.

People that believe in a witching hour, are people that go to bed at 10:00pm, and have never had to work a night shift.

That's exactly the kind of thing a ghost would say.


Hey, I was talking about witches. I did not mention anything about ghosts.
We don't keep regular hours.
 
2022-01-19 9:51:21 AM  
I would like that 1.5 minutes of my life back, thank you in advance.
 
2022-01-19 9:51:43 AM  

some_beer_drinker: xanadian: It's dust.

dust in the wind, dude


Modusto, California 


Man I wish I had been listening to Beaver and the Cuz on Wild 95.5 yammer on about the witching hour that morning.

Or was it Bubba and the Corkscrew?
 
2022-01-19 9:52:55 AM  

Godscrack: Fun things you can do with Adobe Premiere.


No it's totally real. I'm sure everyone reviews hours of their security cameras from the night before, just to see what they may be missing.
 
2022-01-19 9:54:55 AM  
I'm too jaded. A few really smart people gave amazing technology to us common folks and we put it use in the dumbest ways. I'll just edit this, add that, tweak this right here and...LOOK, I captured a ghost. I went viral!!
Not buying it.
 
2022-01-19 9:56:18 AM  
It's a g-g-g-ghost!
 
2022-01-19 9:58:54 AM  
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2022-01-19 10:00:08 AM  
People farting on thermal camera in public!
Youtube t2PoPh2B9qo
 
2022-01-19 10:07:15 AM  
and it would not matter that midnight is the witching hour, to this guy every hour is the witching hour.

on my cameras i get a mist rising from the ground
and then go outside and kill the bug that happens to be on the lens...
 
2022-01-19 10:07:28 AM  
I can tell that was a Blink camera and they suck.

I have a ghost mist that comes around 3 am too. Clever ghosts leaves fox prints to throw me off, but I know.
 
2022-01-19 10:07:35 AM  
A drop of water rolling down the lens, perceived on the driveway and imaged as a 'ghostly mist'

/ ID10Ts be idiots
// with clickbait
/// Yer part of the problem, Fark
 
2022-01-19 10:10:42 AM  

xanadian: It's dust.


Yup. Dust devil, plain and simple. Simple like the idiots that believe it could be anything else
 
2022-01-19 10:12:42 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [Fark user image image 700x396]


Oh shiat, now I see it! I'm so sorry I didn't believe!
 
2022-01-19 10:13:02 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [Fark user image image 700x396]


Nice shoop!.
 
2022-01-19 10:15:07 AM  

WTP 2: and it would not matter that midnight is the witching hour, to this guy every hour is the witching hour.

on my cameras i get a mist rising from the ground
and then go outside and kill the bug that happens to be on the lens...


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Witching hour was considered to be between 3:00 am to 4:00 am

But get there early. You don't want to miss the dance.
 
2022-01-19 10:22:42 AM  

big pig peaches: I can tell that was a Blink camera and they suck.

I have a ghost mist that comes around 3 am too. Clever ghosts leaves fox prints to throw me off, but I know.


G-g-g-g-host fox, Scooby!
 
2022-01-19 10:25:23 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [Fark user image 700x396]


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2022-01-19 10:26:43 AM  
My first thought was someone started a car up in the next drive way over - maybe even a diesel being that the stuff seems to be thick and dark colored... seemed to move like that to me, till it gets near the edge of the car probably not protected as much so it blows away around the side.


....or you know, ghost fart.
 
2022-01-19 10:27:33 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Godscrack: Fun things you can do with Adobe Premiere.

No it's totally real. I'm sure everyone reviews hours of their security cameras from the night before, just to see what they may be missing.


I'll admit that I'll occasionally scan the alerts (midnight to 4 am) for our outdoor camera just to see what tripped the camera. 99% of the time it's my neighbor's cat who likes to sit on the rocking chair cushion. Or maybe it's a ghost that shapeshifted into a cat?
 
2022-01-19 10:31:29 AM  
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2022-01-19 10:35:09 AM  

zeroflight222: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/t2PoPh2B9qo?start=15]


Fark needs a "Gullible" button.
 
2022-01-19 10:37:27 AM  

Thunderboy: zeroflight222: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/t2PoPh2B9qo?start=15]

Fark needs a "Gullible" button.


We already have one.
 
2022-01-19 10:38:00 AM  

Thunderboy: zeroflight222: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/t2PoPh2B9qo?start=15]

Fark needs a "Gullible" button.


Do I need to start adding a "for entertainment purposes only, don't believe it's real" disclaimer?
 
2022-01-19 10:40:05 AM  

edmo: Gnats


I have a few cheap wifi cams. Bugs look really strange when the camera is using night vision.
 
2022-01-19 10:42:14 AM  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: edmo: Gnats

I was wondering if the streaks of light were insects or some kind of precipitation. A cloud of insects would certainly explain things.

But no, strange things are afoot at the Circle-K witching hour.


Those streaks were insects - I see em on my cams all the time.

I'm pretty sure the 'cloud' was an insect crawling across the lens.  I've seen similar things that didn't show up on other cams covering the same area.

/But..aliens
 
2022-01-19 10:47:38 AM  

squidloe: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Godscrack: Fun things you can do with Adobe Premiere.

No it's totally real. I'm sure everyone reviews hours of their security cameras from the night before, just to see what they may be missing.

I'll admit that I'll occasionally scan the alerts (midnight to 4 am) for our outdoor camera just to see what tripped the camera. 99% of the time it's my neighbor's cat who likes to sit on the rocking chair cushion. Or maybe it's a ghost that shapeshifted into a cat?


That cat's been dead for two years.
 
2022-01-19 10:49:44 AM  
Looks like my cats under zero light walking around at night, Just blobs and hardly discernable  as cats. The further away from the infrared   source you are the more they  look like blobs.
 
2022-01-19 10:55:56 AM  

Hawk the Hawk: Thunderboy: zeroflight222: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/t2PoPh2B9qo?start=15]

Fark needs a "Gullible" button.

We already have one.


What?! I CAN'T FIND IT ANYWHAR
 
2022-01-19 11:11:06 AM  

Thunderboy: Hawk the Hawk: Thunderboy: zeroflight222: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/t2PoPh2B9qo?start=15]

Fark needs a "Gullible" button.

We already have one.

What?! I CAN'T FIND IT ANYWHAR


It's only available with Mega Fark subscriptions.

Also, you get access to the community pool.
 
2022-01-19 11:25:02 AM  

zeroflight222: [iFrame https://www.youtube.com/embed/t2PoPh2B9qo?autoplay=1&widget_referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&start=15&enablejsapi=1&origin=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&widgetid=1]


Most Haunted (Hugh Laurie) - SNL
Youtube Whl7QMTlHm8
 
2022-01-19 11:57:54 AM  

Kyle Butler: Looks like my cats under zero light walking around at night, Just blobs and hardly discernable  as cats. The further away from the infrared   source you are the more they  look like blobs.


That's kind of what I thought. It looks a little like a raccoon or dog running across the driveway too fast for the camera to catch.
 
2022-01-19 2:17:10 PM  

Thunderboy: zeroflight222: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/t2PoPh2B9qo?start=15]

Fark needs a "Gullible" button.


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