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(MSN)   These parents have shared the most bizarre objects they confiscated from their kids. How about your confiscation stories? You or your children?   (msn.com) divider line
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503 clicks; posted to Discussion » on 19 Jan 2022 at 8:50 AM (17 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-01-19 9:11:13 AM  
once had an illodium pq36 explosive space modulator confiscated when i was trying to blow up the earth
 
2022-01-19 9:16:17 AM  
I remember having exactly one item confiscated from me and it was pretty funny in retrospect.  Technically it was confiscated from a girl who took something from me.  See, I had a "Nazi Punks fark Off" patch in my car (the one that came with the NPFO EP by the way) and this girl took it and used it as a bookmark.  She was flashing it around and got sent to the principal's office.  As soon as the heat was on her she immediately tells them it isn't hers, it's mine so I get called to the principal's office.  For owning a patch that I didn't even know was in the school.  So I go in, get chewed out for having the patch at school, chew out the girl for stealing my shiat, then tell the principal I would like to put it back in my car where it was supposed to be.  Then this exchange happens:

P: Aren't you offended by this patch?

Me: No.

P: Why not?

Me: I'm not a nazi.

At this point all conversation broke down and he sent me back to class.  She got detention (whether for stealing or for flaunting a patch with cuss words I'm not sure).  After I told everyone what happened everyone kind of adopted the phrase "[principal's name] is a nazi."
 
2022-01-19 9:50:44 AM  
Shouldn't this be titled how to fail to watch your child? Or, why IQ/parent tests should be required before people can have crotchfruit?
 
2022-01-19 9:52:10 AM  
The only thing I ever had confiscated was a brand new Leatherman multipurpose tool that was taken by TSA. I left it in my carry-on bag instead of throwing it in my luggage for a flight. Oops. I'm sure the nice TSA agent appreciated his nice new tool.
 
2022-01-19 9:58:46 AM  
I can only think of one confiscated item in my +70 years. I won a baseball bat at a summer fair. Friends, to whom I showed my winnings, practiced swinging it and liked it enough to walk away with it. When I called out, "What's all this then?" as if I were Cockney, they threw the bat to me. The beefy copper on the beat grabbed me -- the innocent one! -- by my ear** and marched me off the grounds of the fair (or fete, if this took place in Midsomer) past my Mom and sisters to whom I could only shrug.

My kids -- now weirdly fully grown (when did that happen?) -- were eerily decent people. No contraband. At all.


**He didn't grab me by the ear. That just sounded like something from PG Wodehouse.
 
2022-01-19 10:03:20 AM  
I have a playboy belt I took from my 15 year old daughter. While she disagreed with me on it being inappropriate, she couldn't argue that it looked Better and more ironic on me.
 
2022-01-19 10:09:53 AM  
My mother confiscated a box of prophylactics.  Did she want teenage pregnancies to occur?
 
2022-01-19 10:21:29 AM  
I had one of these Frito Bandito erasers on the end of my pencil. They used to give these away in multipacks of Fritos. I loved dropping that thing on the floor to watch it bounce. My teacher did not find it as fascinating and I never got it back at the end of the year either.

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2022-01-19 10:57:44 AM  
Pfft. I never got caught.
 
2022-01-19 11:12:25 AM  
Somewhere in a drawer at Pope High School sits my circa 1996 Walkman AM/FM/cassette player that I never got back.
 
2022-01-19 11:24:22 AM  
Whenever I catch the puck in my trapper the ref keeps confiscating it, muttering something about "we have a game to play, jackass"  He then drops it a few feet away and before you know it someone fires it right back at me and we do it all over again.  If they just let me keep it, we could move on to bigger and better things, I'm sure!
 
2022-01-19 11:30:39 AM  

edmo: I had one of these Frito Bandito erasers on the end of my pencil. They used to give these away in multipacks of Fritos. I loved dropping that thing on the floor to watch it bounce. My teacher did not find it as fascinating and I never got it back at the end of the year either.

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Interesting. I thought I was the only one who had one of these taken away from me. It was circa 3rd grade or so and to this day I haven't forgotten about it.
 
2022-01-19 11:32:30 AM  
My math teacher caught me reading The Satanic Bible in class, and promptly took it from me. When class was over, I asked for it back; he refused. When I explained that this was a library book, and needed to be returned, he turned bright red but he gave it back.
 
2022-01-19 11:35:40 AM  

Jerry Curlan's Horsey: My math teacher caught me reading The Satanic Bible in class, and promptly took it from me. When class was over, I asked for it back; he refused. When I explained that this was a library book, and needed to be returned, he turned bright red but he gave it back.


It's a shame you aren't in school nowadays, sounds like a slam dunk law suit to me.
 
2022-01-19 11:37:54 AM  
Dad took an old tobacco pipe I used for Mexican weed, he also smoked my weed although I didn't realize that for another two or so years. Not sure what happened to that pipe though.

This article claims to be sourced from reddit so probably 90% is made up shiat because internet people are sad.
 
2022-01-19 12:14:30 PM  
A homemade "stun gun" made from a 9 volt battery and a relay. It wouldn't really stun, but felt more like a really bad bee sting. It was made in a Sucrets box as camouflage. The teacher had no idea what it was, and I got it back after class.
 
2022-01-19 12:23:13 PM  
There's a giant piece of wood missing from the crib this morning. I'd confiscate it if I knew where it was. I'm pretty sure he ate it.
 
2022-01-19 12:38:03 PM  

Koodz: There's a giant piece of wood missing from the crib this morning. I'd confiscate it if I knew where it was. I'm pretty sure he ate it.


Wood?

Hell, mine chewed through iron bars and chains.

I once grabbed the last pork chop on the table.

Once.

Signed,
Lefty
 
2022-01-19 12:50:28 PM  

Bathtub Cynic: Dad took an old tobacco pipe I used for Mexican weed, he also smoked my weed although I didn't realize that for another two or so years. Not sure what happened to that pipe though.

This article claims to be sourced from reddit so probably 90% is made up shiat because internet people are sad.


I don't believe you.
 
2022-01-19 2:46:27 PM  

OhioUGrad: Shouldn't this be titled how ...

much weed did your parents steal from you?

 
2022-01-19 3:14:01 PM  
My copy of The Illuminatus! Trilogy disappeared from my room when I was in high school. I had just finished reading it, luckily. About a month later I noticed it was gone.

I'm assuming it was a parental unit that took it, not some nefarious shadowy group. But then again, that's just what THEY would want me to think...
 
2022-01-19 3:19:15 PM  

edmo: I had one of these Frito Bandito erasers on the end of my pencil. They used to give these away in multipacks of Fritos. I loved dropping that thing on the floor to watch it bounce. My teacher did not find it as fascinating and I never got it back at the end of the year either.

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I feel ya bro.
Teacher got WC Fritos
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2022-01-19 4:16:15 PM  

Bathtub Cynic: Dad took an old tobacco pipe I used for Mexican weed, he also smoked my weed although I didn't realize that for another two or so years. Not sure what happened to that pipe though.

This article claims to be sourced from reddit so probably 90% is made up shiat because internet people are sad.


Yeah, good thing there's none of those around here.
 
2022-01-19 6:14:53 PM  
I remember pulling my HEAVY effing* METAL shirt out of the laundry room trash once.  The next time it disappeared I was unable to find it.


* it didn't say effing.
 
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