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(CNN)   This year, you'll have to make other plans for your Valentine's day lack of fiber   (cnn.com) divider line
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2022-01-19 10:13:38 AM  
You can still do drive-thru and have that romantic moment at home.

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2022-01-19 12:07:10 PM  
So mix Miralax in the 2 buck chuck instead?
 
2022-01-19 1:54:18 PM  
We will always have Taco Bell...
 
2022-01-19 1:57:26 PM  
I already made arrangements at the nearby White Castle for my Valentine's Day dinner with the SO.


/Don't be jealous
 
2022-01-19 1:58:17 PM  
Wow....I DNRTFA before posting that and I'll be damned...
 
2022-01-19 2:00:07 PM  
I guess it's special-order take-out:
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Heart-shaped burger & tots = ground-round pound town!

'Would m'lady care for a post-feedbag shot of Pepto?'
 
2022-01-19 2:04:53 PM  
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Guess we'll just have to improvise.
 
2022-01-19 2:10:22 PM  
I've had lots of first dates there.
 
2022-01-19 2:15:12 PM  
If your woman accepts a valentines day meal at White Castle, you have already found true love.  Just order in some pizza and get a babysitter.
 
2022-01-19 2:17:05 PM  

Derp Du Jour: If your woman accepts a valentines day meal at White Castle, you have already found true love.  Just order in some pizza and get a babysitter.


Why would you need a babysitter if you're ordering in pizza?
 
2022-01-19 2:20:32 PM  

blondambition: Derp Du Jour: If your woman accepts a valentines day meal at White Castle, you have already found true love.  Just order in some pizza and get a babysitter.

Why would you need a babysitter if you're ordering in pizza?


They might knead the dough.
 
2022-01-19 2:22:03 PM  

Resident Muslim: We will always have Taco Bell...


Having Dan Cortese play the piano is romantic as f*ck.

Demolition Man - Taco Bell
Youtube 4cF6D8zDa9U
 
2022-01-19 2:22:58 PM  

Hawk the Hawk: [Fark user image image 425x566]

Guess we'll just have to improvise.


He would use the toilet seat covers to wipe his ass.

/Had to do that on a few occasions.
 
2022-01-19 2:27:06 PM  
I think White Castle is one of those places you love or hate, there is no in between.


/hater
 
2022-01-19 2:28:58 PM  

blondambition: Derp Du Jour: If your woman accepts a valentines day meal at White Castle, you have already found true love.  Just order in some pizza and get a babysitter.

Why would you need a babysitter if you're ordering in pizza?


threesome, duh.
 
2022-01-19 2:30:35 PM  

stuhayes2010: I think White Castle is one of those places you love or hate, there is no in between.


/hater


Eh...I'm kind of in the middle.

And I've only had it once...inside a huge gas station/truck stop in Jean, NV.

/Overrated, IMHO.
//In-n-Out is what I crave.
 
2022-01-19 2:39:11 PM  

Hawk the Hawk: [Fark user image 425x566]

Guess we'll just have to improvise.


Open the tank and take some of the tubing , then shoving it into bowl filling ports making  it into a Bidet.

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2022-01-19 2:40:14 PM  

Evil Mackerel: Hawk the Hawk: [Fark user image 425x566]

Guess we'll just have to improvise.

Open the tank and take some of the tubing , then shoving it into bowl filling the ports making  it into a Bidet.

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FTFM
 
2022-01-19 2:45:34 PM  

Evil Mackerel: Hawk the Hawk: [Fark user image 425x566]

Guess we'll just have to improvise.

Open the tank and take some of the tubing , then shoving it into bowl filling ports making  it into a Bidet.

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Way ahead of you.  I call it Mister Spritzer.
 
2022-01-19 2:58:41 PM  

stuhayes2010: I think White Castle is one of those places you love or hate, there is no in between.


/hater


I loved white castle, until I ate at one after a span of some 15 years.

I'm not mad, just disappointed.
 
2022-01-19 3:11:24 PM  

Hawk the Hawk: Evil Mackerel: Hawk the Hawk: [Fark user image 425x566]

Guess we'll just have to improvise.

Open the tank and take some of the tubing , then shoving it into bowl filling ports making  it into a Bidet.

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Way ahead of you.  I call it Mister Spritzer.


Wow. That sure looks like you have to do a fair amount of self-adjustments while engaged in the pre-bidet activity.
 
2022-01-19 3:22:03 PM  
White Castles & Fine Dining, should NEVER be used in the same sentence.
 
2022-01-19 3:39:45 PM  

blondambition: Derp Du Jour: If your woman accepts a valentines day meal at White Castle, you have already found true love.  Just order in some pizza and get a babysitter.

Why would you need a babysitter if you're ordering in pizza?


(porno music)
 
2022-01-19 3:39:53 PM  
Lack of fiber?!?!?
They have ONION bits on them!!

They are practically health food.
 
2022-01-19 3:56:54 PM  
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2022-01-19 4:00:17 PM  
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2022-01-19 4:10:54 PM  

Natalie Portmanteau: stuhayes2010: I think White Castle is one of those places you love or hate, there is no in between.


/hater

I loved white castle, until I ate at one after a span of some 15 years.

I'm not mad, just disappointed.


You grew a palette.
 
2022-01-19 4:21:37 PM  

steklo: [Fark user image 850x566]


Now theres an idea.  Why aren't we fortifying our hamburgers with some fiber content?
 
2022-01-19 4:33:04 PM  

RedVentrue: Natalie Portmanteau: stuhayes2010: I think White Castle is one of those places you love or hate, there is no in between.


/hater

I loved white castle, until I ate at one after a span of some 15 years.

I'm not mad, just disappointed.

You grew a palette.


I'd agree with you, except I still love those Tyson frozen chicken fried steaks.

Although those disappeared around...June of '20. I assume some kind of covid/supply chain issue, but no clue.
 
2022-01-19 5:02:57 PM  

phedex: Why aren't we fortifying our hamburgers with some fiber content?


the other day I made home made hamburgers. I followed a recipe for meatloaf and instead of adding breadcrumbs, it asked to use oatmeal instead.

I gotta say, best burgers i've ever made.
 
2022-01-19 5:03:37 PM  
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2022-01-19 6:01:53 PM  

Natalie Portmanteau: RedVentrue: Natalie Portmanteau: stuhayes2010: I think White Castle is one of those places you love or hate, there is no in between.


/hater

I loved white castle, until I ate at one after a span of some 15 years.

I'm not mad, just disappointed.

You grew a palette.

I'd agree with you, except I still love those Tyson frozen chicken fried steaks.

Although those disappeared around...June of '20. I assume some kind of covid/supply chain issue, but no clue.


Those are Manna, and I haven't had one in two decades. Can't get them where I live.
 
2022-01-19 6:51:48 PM  

SpectroBoy: Lack of fiber?!?!?
They have ONION bits on them!!

They are practically health food.


And pickles
 
2022-01-19 8:14:10 PM  
All is it lost!  They are offering the "Love Cube" dinner for two!

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2022-01-19 11:43:21 PM  

Boooozy: All is it lost!  They are offering the "Love Cube" dinner for two!

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Just pretend you're looking at a picture of the goatse minecraft cube.
 
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