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2022-01-19 12:29:14 AM  
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2022-01-19 1:26:39 AM  
Wut?  COVID throws weeny clots?
 
2022-01-19 1:30:59 AM  
Oh, that brings back some memories.
 
2022-01-19 1:59:09 AM  

kittyhas1000legs: Oh, that brings back some memories.


Peyronies?
 
2022-01-19 2:35:50 AM  

Redh8t: kittyhas1000legs: Oh, that brings back some memories.

Peyronies?


every time i hear the Commercials about treatment i think of
Peroni Nastro Azzurro | Total Wine & More
 
2022-01-19 3:08:38 AM  

Madaynun: Redh8t: kittyhas1000legs: Oh, that brings back some memories.

Peyronies?

every time i hear the Commercials about treatment i think of
Peroni Nastro Azzurro | Total Wine & More


Bwaaaahahaha!
Well, I have a relative who loves to discuss his "fixed" broken dick anytime the word comes up.
I haven't tried Peroni yet..
But I know I never wanna try Peyronies... That's why I exercise it daily, gotta keep the muscles strong!
 
2022-01-19 3:59:12 AM  
Two free shots of Pfizer or paying Pfizer for the rest of your life for blood thinners or the little blue pills.  Your choice, plague rats.
 
2022-01-19 4:30:34 AM  
Get the vaccine or your dick falls off.
 
2022-01-19 6:59:39 AM  
Uumm, no.
BTW: "The deep dorsal vein of the penis drains oxygen-depleted blood away from the glans, which is the external head of the sexual organ. This vein runs the length of the shaft and it eventually flows into the prostatic venous plexus near a man's prostate gland." Veins do not supply oxygenated blood.
 
2022-01-19 7:36:45 AM  

snocone: Uumm, no.
BTW: "The deep dorsal vein of the penis drains oxygen-depleted blood away from the glans, which is the external head of the sexual organ. This vein runs the length of the shaft and it eventually flows into the prostatic venous plexus near a man's prostate gland." Veins do not supply oxygenated blood.


Technically, it's necessary to drain away the blood that's there in order to supply new (oxygenated) blood. So the quote "... and is involved in the supply of oxygenated blood to the organ" is correct. "is involved in the supply" is distinct from "supplies".
 
2022-01-19 7:37:40 AM  

snocone: Uumm, no.
BTW: "The deep dorsal vein of the penis drains oxygen-depleted blood away from the glans, which is the external head of the sexual organ. This vein runs the length of the shaft and it eventually flows into the prostatic venous plexus near a man's prostate gland." Veins do not supply oxygenated blood.


More on the anatomy of the veins and arteries of the penis
 
2022-01-19 7:38:11 AM  
Do they make N95 jock straps?
 
2022-01-19 7:38:51 AM  
Impossible, I was told by randos on podcasts that women value the virility, daring, and ultramasculinity of the unvaccinated.
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2022-01-19 7:40:27 AM  

Martian_Astronomer: Impossible, I was told by randos on podcasts that women value the virility, daring, and ultramasculinity of the unvaccinated.
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I don't wish to get pregnant, thanks.
 
2022-01-19 7:41:57 AM  
Using the New York Post as one of your sources brings down the believability of your story a bit.
 
2022-01-19 7:47:24 AM  
CSS: it's frowned upon to giggle during your registry exam because you just got a penis question.

Thanks for sharing this subby. Those US images, ouch. That's a bit of thrombus there.
 
2022-01-19 7:47:37 AM  
So is this called "short COVID?"
 
2022-01-19 7:48:27 AM  
2) The deep dorsal penis vein runs the whole length of the penis and is involved in supply of oxygenated blood to the organ.

I like to think of mine as more of an appendage than an organ.
 
2022-01-19 7:48:43 AM  

CarnySaur: Using the New York Post as one of your sources brings down the believability of your story a bit.


Did you not read the case study linked in the tweet?
 
2022-01-19 7:52:37 AM  
I'm not a doctor but if there was no blood flow beyond the clot, wouldn't all the tissue after that point die off? Doesn't sound like something you can just wait two months to go away on it's own but I don't know. Like I said, I'm not a doctor.
 
2022-01-19 7:53:43 AM  

wademh: snocone: Uumm, no.
BTW: "The deep dorsal vein of the penis drains oxygen-depleted blood away from the glans, which is the external head of the sexual organ. This vein runs the length of the shaft and it eventually flows into the prostatic venous plexus near a man's prostate gland." Veins do not supply oxygenated blood.

Technically, it's necessary to drain away the blood that's there in order to supply new (oxygenated) blood. So the quote "... and is involved in the supply of oxygenated blood to the organ" is correct. "is involved in the supply" is distinct from "supplies".


When people start with 'technically' followed by stuff they pulled from Wikipedia they're almost always wrong.
 
2022-01-19 7:55:38 AM  
Wow, this sounds even worse than the fictional side-effects of the vaccine.
 
2022-01-19 7:58:41 AM  
I understand how that main feels. Due to a complex biological issue I have, I must drain the main vein first thing in the morning, and several times throughout the day.  More, if I drink extra fluids.
 
2022-01-19 7:59:24 AM  

snocone: Uumm, no.
BTW: "The deep dorsal vein of the penis drains oxygen-depleted blood away from the glans, which is the external head of the sexual organ. This vein runs the length of the shaft and it eventually flows into the prostatic venous plexus near a man's prostate gland." Veins do not supply oxygenated blood.


Bro, do you even read?
 
2022-01-19 7:59:39 AM  

snocone: Uumm, no.
BTW: "The deep dorsal vein of the penis drains oxygen-depleted blood away from the glans, which is the external head of the sexual organ. This vein runs the length of the shaft and it eventually flows into the prostatic venous plexus near a man's prostate gland." Veins do not supply oxygenated blood.


Ummm yes. Literally the function of most veins are to carry deoxygenated blood back to the heart with the specific exception of pulmonary veins, which return oxygenated blood from the lungs to the heart, which then pushes the oxygenated blood to arteries, which will still become deoxygenated once it reaches the tissues and be returned in veins.
 
2022-01-19 8:00:03 AM  
Veins carry deoxygenated blood,


Accept the the pulmonary vein
 
2022-01-19 8:02:10 AM  
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Dan: 'Soz my cousin recovered from his nutsack injury but caughts the covids and now gets agonizin' pain when he gets a semi.'

Darry: 'Does he eventually get a full-on tent pole or does the general retreat from the battlefield?'

Dan: 'That's a pertinent question that I forgots to asks. I'll brings it up at Sunday supper withs the fam.'

Wayne: 'I admit to being uncomfortable with this conversation & might go do some chorin' while you chin-wag aboot this.'
 
2022-01-19 8:02:25 AM  

Russ1642: wademh: snocone: Uumm, no.
BTW: "The deep dorsal vein of the penis drains oxygen-depleted blood away from the glans, which is the external head of the sexual organ. This vein runs the length of the shaft and it eventually flows into the prostatic venous plexus near a man's prostate gland." Veins do not supply oxygenated blood.

Technically, it's necessary to drain away the blood that's there in order to supply new (oxygenated) blood. So the quote "... and is involved in the supply of oxygenated blood to the organ" is correct. "is involved in the supply" is distinct from "supplies".

When people start with 'technically' followed by stuff they pulled from Wikipedia they're almost always wrong.


To complete "technically" on my comment, the pulmonary vein in humans does carry oxygenated blood from the lungs to the heart for circulation to the body. It is the only vein that does so.
 
2022-01-19 8:12:31 AM  

snocone: Russ1642: wademh: snocone: Uumm, no.
BTW: "The deep dorsal vein of the penis drains oxygen-depleted blood away from the glans, which is the external head of the sexual organ. This vein runs the length of the shaft and it eventually flows into the prostatic venous plexus near a man's prostate gland." Veins do not supply oxygenated blood.

Technically, it's necessary to drain away the blood that's there in order to supply new (oxygenated) blood. So the quote "... and is involved in the supply of oxygenated blood to the organ" is correct. "is involved in the supply" is distinct from "supplies".

When people start with 'technically' followed by stuff they pulled from Wikipedia they're almost always wrong.

To complete "technically" on my comment, the pulmonary vein in humans does carry oxygenated blood from the lungs to the heart for circulation to the body. It is the only vein that does so.


Technically, pulmonary veins. Plural, with an s. They can be further divided into the right and left superior and inferior pulmonary veins.
 
2022-01-19 8:12:43 AM  
One guy gets a blood clot in his dick, attributed to COVID by a guy on Twitter, and we're supposed to panic?
 
2022-01-19 8:19:16 AM  

Martian_Astronomer: Impossible, I was told by randos on podcasts that women value the virility, daring, and ultramasculinity of the unvaccinated.
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It'd be funny if he died of covid and they buried him in that shirt.
 
2022-01-19 8:19:27 AM  

Permanent Solutions For Permanent Problems: One guy gets a blood clot in his dick, attributed to COVID by a guy on Twitter, and we're supposed to panic?


Nobody told you to panic.
 
2022-01-19 8:22:45 AM  

spongeboob: Accept the the pulmonary vein


Stop forcing your pulmonary vein on everybody.
 
2022-01-19 8:23:39 AM  

cheap_thoughts: Martian_Astronomer: Impossible, I was told by randos on podcasts that women value the virility, daring, and ultramasculinity of the unvaccinated.
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I don't wish to get pregnant, thanks.


Also, any woman who would prioritize unvaxxed partners would in any case have a higher likelihood of their own selection of critters available down under. No thanks.
 
2022-01-19 8:26:25 AM  

Martian_Astronomer: Impossible, I was told by randos on podcasts that women value the virility, daring, and ultramasculinity of the unvaccinated.
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would be kinda tough to vaccinate each sperm individually anyway
 
2022-01-19 8:27:14 AM  

Martian_Astronomer: Impossible, I was told by randos on podcasts that women value the virility, daring, and ultramasculinity of the unvaccinated.
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I wasn't aware that sperm had an immune system to vaccinate.
 
2022-01-19 8:27:47 AM  

Redh8t: Madaynun: Redh8t: kittyhas1000legs: Oh, that brings back some memories.

Peyronies?

every time i hear the Commercials about treatment i think of
Peroni Nastro Azzurro | Total Wine & More

Bwaaaahahaha!
Well, I have a relative who loves to discuss his "fixed" broken dick anytime the word comes up.
I haven't tried Peroni yet..
But I know I never wanna try Peyronies... That's why I exercise it daily, gotta keep the muscles strong!


Ya know that "bent carrott" commercial is a masterful piece of marketing, until you read the fine print on the screen and that it's done by injection.... at the injury site. Yeah Ill deal with the wonky pecker cause you aint shoving a needle into my shaft. Sorry for ya.
 
2022-01-19 8:28:15 AM  
COVID may damage the blood vessels of the penis, making it harder to get an erection


might not want to use the word 'harder' when discussing someone's ED  lol
 
2022-01-19 8:28:39 AM  
2 months of blood thinner treatment before he regained normal function.

Praise allah, I don't know this guy at all but I am glad to hear as a fellow owner of a dick that his is back in business.
 
2022-01-19 8:29:48 AM  

Madaynun: Redh8t: kittyhas1000legs: Oh, that brings back some memories.

Peyronies?

every time i hear the Commercials about treatment i think of
Peroni Nastro Azzurro | Total Wine & More


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2022-01-19 8:33:41 AM  

abhorrent1: I'm not a doctor but if there was no blood flow beyond the clot, wouldn't all the tissue after that point die off? Doesn't sound like something you can just wait two months to go away on it's own but I don't know. Like I said, I'm not a doctor.


Well there are other veins in the wang and capillary action is important as well but it's by far not optimal for the main vein to clog up. You know that old line, if your erection last longer than 4 hours consult a physician? same type deal you want blood flow in and out. Sadly the treatment is about the same as for Peyronie's... a needle in the wang.
 
2022-01-19 8:36:39 AM  

MythDragon: I understand how that main feels. Due to a complex biological issue I have, I must drain the main vein first thing in the morning, and several times throughout the day.  More, if I drink extra fluids.


You typed all that out just so you could say "drain  the main vein" didn't you?
Welcome to 3rd grade.
 
2022-01-19 8:39:01 AM  
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2022-01-19 8:41:44 AM  

Netrngr: abhorrent1: I'm not a doctor but if there was no blood flow beyond the clot, wouldn't all the tissue after that point die off? Doesn't sound like something you can just wait two months to go away on it's own but I don't know. Like I said, I'm not a doctor.

Well there are other veins in the wang and capillary action is important as well but it's by far not optimal for the main vein to clog up. You know that old line, if your erection last longer than 4 hours consult a physician? same type deal you want blood flow in and out. Sadly the treatment is about the same as for Peyronie's... a needle in the wang.


If a needle in the wang gives you the heebie jeebies, then definitely don't Google videos of the next line treatment for when that fails: surgical decompression.
 
2022-01-19 8:42:00 AM  

thealgorerhythm: Do they make N95 jock straps?


Judging from my memory of the smell of being in highschool football, they probably do a very good job of blocking airflow in the nethers.

Also, a shirt sitting in the lockeroom for 2 days can act as a makeshift piece of plywood.
 
2022-01-19 8:46:24 AM  

Martian_Astronomer: Impossible, I was told by randos on podcasts that women value the virility, daring, and ultramasculinity of the unvaccinated.
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I'll tell you about proper beard grooming, give you the required 101 biology, psychology and sociology and nutrition 101 textbooks to read so you can pretend you attended 3 semesters before you dropped out.

/it's ridiculous how many alumni want to preserve horrid traditions
 
2022-01-19 8:58:43 AM  

Nicki Minaj's Cousin's Friend's Swollen Testicle: Wow, this sounds even worse than the fictional side-effects of the vaccine.


I was waiting for you to comment

I am now satisfied
 
2022-01-19 8:59:22 AM  
So we're 2 years into this, and there's finally a first case (first, direct from the tweet) of some guy getting a blood clot in his dick.

Run with it! Report the outlier! Ignore compounding factors! Support the narrative! DOOOOMMMM!

Jesus, people.
 
2022-01-19 8:59:31 AM  

abhorrent1: I'm not a doctor but if there was no blood flow beyond the clot, wouldn't all the tissue after that point die off? Doesn't sound like something you can just wait two months to go away on it's own but I don't know. Like I said, I'm not a doctor.


The medical term for that is "gangrenis"
 
2022-01-19 9:05:39 AM  
 
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