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2022-01-18 11:14:55 PM  
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2022-01-18 11:15:41 PM  
Don't be silly.
 
2022-01-18 11:16:51 PM  
Cue the emo kids
 
2022-01-18 11:19:27 PM  

feckingmorons: Don't be silly.


I know. I can't think of a more decent, more upstanding, more honorable and ethical family than the Trump family
 
2022-01-18 11:20:29 PM  
I assumed they were all having simultaneous oral sex, because no one could seriously be trying to kick this football again

/hey, it's our old friend Lucy James
 
2022-01-18 11:22:47 PM  

Naido: I assumed they were all having simultaneous oral sex, because no one could seriously be trying to kick this football again

/hey, it's our old friend Lucy James


Hello there deflection
 
2022-01-18 11:22:48 PM  

Gubbo: feckingmorons: Don't be silly.

I know. I can't think of a more decent, more upstanding, more honorable and ethical family than the Trump family


You've not met the Gambinos?
 
2022-01-18 11:24:16 PM  
Meh.  Call me when they are wearing orange jumpsuits.
 
2022-01-18 11:30:30 PM  
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2022-01-18 11:30:30 PM  
"We have uncovered significant evidence indicating that the Trump Organization used fraudulent and misleading asset valuations on multiple properties to obtain economic benefits, including loans, insurance coverage, and tax deductions for years."

"Donald Trump, Donald Trump, Jr., and Ivanka Trump have all been closely involved in the transactions in question, so we won't tolerate their attempts to evade testifying in this investigation."
 
2022-01-18 11:32:18 PM  

Naido: I assumed they were all having simultaneous oral sex, because no one could seriously be trying to kick this football again

/hey, it's our old friend Lucy James


I am just gonna call you NADS from here on out.

Do I mean testes?
Do I mean that hair removal product?

You don't know.
But does it really matter?

No. No it doesn't.
 
2022-01-18 11:32:34 PM  
"The motion to compel filed today seeks a court order enforcing testimonial subpoenas issued to Donald J. Trump, Donald Trump, Jr., and Ivanka Trump, as well as the production of documents held by Donald J. Trump. As the papers filed today make clear, each of the individuals was directly involved in one or more transactions under review. Earlier this month, the Trumps filed a motion to quash these interviews, and the papers filed today by the Attorney General oppose that motion. "

https://ag.ny.gov/press-release/2022/attorney-general-james-takes-action-force-donald-j-trump-donald-trump-jr-and
 
2022-01-18 11:34:34 PM  
No one wishes more than me that it would, but....

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2022-01-18 11:34:46 PM  

cretinbob: Cue the emo kids


Maybe we can call them the Eeyore Brigade
 
2022-01-18 11:38:00 PM  
Imho, the interstitial filings, actions and inactions of ongoing litigation are, like this, routine and not newsworthy.  Breathlessly reporting them, or leaking them as part of PR, is hurting the practice of law.

/That said, fark'em up, Ms. James.
 
2022-01-18 11:39:00 PM  

make me some tea: cretinbob: Cue the emo kids

Maybe we can call them the Eeyore Brigade


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2022-01-18 11:42:10 PM  

west.la.lawyer: Imho, the interstitial filings, actions and inactions of ongoing litigation are, like this, routine and not newsworthy.  Breathlessly reporting them, or leaking them as part of PR, is hurting the practice of law.

/That said, fark'em up, Ms. James.


Assuming that the NY State Attorney General's office isn't a gaggle of buffoons, I view this public announcement as a tactical first strike. NY AG has invaded Trumpistan.
 
2022-01-18 11:43:12 PM  
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2022-01-18 11:46:03 PM  
I was wondering why Eric was absent from the NY AG tweets, but he appears to have cooperated. Good for him if true.

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2022-01-18 11:57:54 PM  
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2022-01-18 11:57:55 PM  
Reading the evidence, this is pretty much what was reported in the big NYT article based on Mary Trump's documents.

Interesting.
 
2022-01-18 11:59:19 PM  

make me some tea: I was wondering why Eric was absent from the NY AG tweets, but he appears to have cooperated. Good for him if true.

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Of course he cooperated.  Do you KNOW what happens to pretty boys like him in prison?
 
2022-01-19 12:00:26 AM  

west.la.lawyer: Imho, the interstitial filings, actions and inactions of ongoing litigation are, like this, routine and not newsworthy.  Breathlessly reporting them, or leaking them as part of PR, is hurting the practice of law.

/That said, fark'em up, Ms. James.


Tish got nothin.   She also mad she ain't governor.
 
2022-01-19 12:02:14 AM  
It seems really odd to me that Trump is bad mouthing DeSantis at a time when he may well need his help in blocking NY authorities from arresting him at his home. Is he really stupid enough to play the "I'll stop pestering you if you go out of your way to help me" card? That would be moronic even by 3rd grade schoolyard bully standards, IMHO.
 
2022-01-19 12:06:27 AM  

fragMasterFlash: It seems really odd to me that Trump is bad mouthing DeSantis at a time when he may well need his help in blocking NY authorities from arresting him at his home. Is he really stupid enough to play the "I'll stop pestering you if you go out of your way to help me" card? That would be moronic even by 3rd grade schoolyard bully standards, IMHO.


Trump is not smart.
 
2022-01-19 12:07:54 AM  

feckingmorons: Gubbo: feckingmorons: Don't be silly.

I know. I can't think of a more decent, more upstanding, more honorable and ethical family than the Trump family

You've not met the Gambinos?


At least the Gambinos did a few things for the poor kids in the neighborhood.  And didn't they do an annual fireworks display?  I never saw Trump doing fireworks off Trump Tower on the 4th.
 
2022-01-19 12:15:36 AM  

fragMasterFlash: It seems really odd to me that Trump is bad mouthing DeSantis at a time when he may well need his help in blocking NY authorities from arresting him at his home. Is he really stupid enough to play the "I'll stop pestering you if you go out of your way to help me" card? That would be moronic even by 3rd grade schoolyard bully standards, IMHO.


He isn't.
 
2022-01-19 12:22:27 AM  
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2022-01-19 12:24:35 AM  

feckingmorons: fragMasterFlash: It seems really odd to me that Trump is bad mouthing DeSantis at a time when he may well need his help in blocking NY authorities from arresting him at his home. Is he really stupid enough to play the "I'll stop pestering you if you go out of your way to help me" card? That would be moronic even by 3rd grade schoolyard bully standards, IMHO.

He isn't.


Ever heard of a proxy war, junior?

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Roger may be the one blowing the dog whistle but not even you are foolish enough to believe Donald Trump is not the one calling the tune.
 
2022-01-19 12:25:35 AM  
 
2022-01-19 12:35:55 AM  
This strikes me as the sort of run-of-the-mill corruption baked into the process that everyone in big real estate does.
 
2022-01-19 12:49:20 AM  

JerseyTim: This strikes me as the sort of run-of-the-mill corruption baked into the process that everyone in big real estate does.


Yep, although Trump's profile made this one impossible to ignore, and of course Mary Trump sent in the goods. Couldn't have known any of this without her.
 
2022-01-19 12:58:02 AM  
Trump is, like, really smart, okay?


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2022-01-19 1:06:29 AM  

feckingmorons: fragMasterFlash: It seems really odd to me that Trump is bad mouthing DeSantis at a time when he may well need his help in blocking NY authorities from arresting him at his home. Is he really stupid enough to play the "I'll stop pestering you if you go out of your way to help me" card? That would be moronic even by 3rd grade schoolyard bully standards, IMHO.

He isn't.


JFC - you're desperate tonight. Can you not get hard unless someone on fark calls you out for being a dipshiat?


/NTTAWWT
 
2022-01-19 1:12:38 AM  

make me some tea: I was wondering why Eric was absent from the NY AG tweets, but he appears to have cooperated. Good for him if true.



If pleading the 5th is cooperating.

Eric Trump, asked to explain valuations of the Seven Springs property that exceeded independent appraisals by 10x, repeatedly took the Fifth. https://t.co/dyugQg5hrH pic.twitter.com/HawsuLPzm4


- southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) January 19, 2022


 
2022-01-19 1:14:36 AM  
Farking hilarious

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2022-01-19 1:14:37 AM  
Also, this is all civil, which you know, good, but it's not criminal.
 
2022-01-19 1:17:51 AM  

Dusk-You-n-Me: Also, this is all civil, which you know, good, but it's not criminal.


Yup, it's gonna cost him a lot of money that he's swindled NYS taxpayers out of over the decades, and I love to see it.

The evidence here also reportedly supports the criminal investigation by Manhattan DA, so this only a first step.
 
2022-01-19 1:20:34 AM  

Dusk-You-n-Me: make me some tea: I was wondering why Eric was absent from the NY AG tweets, but he appears to have cooperated. Good for him if true.


If pleading the 5th is cooperating.

Eric Trump, asked to explain valuations of the Seven Springs property that exceeded independent appraisals by 10x, repeatedly took the Fifth. https://t.co/dyugQg5hrH pic.twitter.com/HawsuLPzm4


- southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) January 19, 2022




Indeed.
 
2022-01-19 1:36:20 AM  
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2022-01-19 2:12:58 AM  

feckingmorons: Gubbo: feckingmorons: Don't be silly.

I know. I can't think of a more decent, more upstanding, more honorable and ethical family than the Trump family

You've not met the Gambinos?


Their wives don't do lesbo porn.
 
2022-01-19 2:15:34 AM  

make me some tea: Farking hilarious

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I hope he tries a Tardis defense where his apartment is bigger on the inside than from the outside. Except nobody in the who Former Guy's circle is cool enough to know about a Tardis.
 
2022-01-19 2:19:23 AM  

wademh: From filing: https://ag.ny.gov/sites/default/files/memo-of-law-2022-01-18.pdf
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failed to use fundamental techniques is my favorite
 
2022-01-19 2:20:41 AM  

Naido: I assumed they were all having simultaneous oral sex, because no one could seriously be trying to kick this football again

/hey, it's our old friend Lucy James


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2022-01-19 2:39:59 AM  
We all knew this about Trump so it's nice to see someone actually do something about it.

For decades Trump reported debt to the IRS to evade taxes, he reported high asset value to banks to secure loans, he reported zero profits to creditors to escape payment, and he reported massive wealth to the public to puff up his ego.

All four reports are insanely exaggerated and none of them are based on anything in reality.
 
2022-01-19 2:47:34 AM  
OMG!
When was this uncovered?
 
2022-01-19 2:50:00 AM  
Headline sounds like a reverse Fox News.

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2022-01-19 2:54:08 AM  
No they're not. Everyone knows that nothing is going to happen to Donald, his kids, his kids spouses, his kids spouses dogs or anything. Maybe if Tiffany drives on a revoked or suspended license she'll get a couple months probation, but that'll be it.

This family always, always finds a way to slither out of trouble.
 
2022-01-19 2:55:23 AM  

make me some tea: I was wondering why Eric was absent from the NY AG tweets, but he appears to have cooperated. Good for him if true.

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Eric is just stupid enough to testify and incriminate his entire family unknowingly.
 
2022-01-19 2:57:03 AM  

make me some tea: Assuming that the NY State Attorney General's office isn't a gaggle of buffoons, I view this public announcement as a tactical first strike. NY AG has invaded Trumpistan.


Narrator: They're a gaggle of buffoons
 
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