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1285 clicks; posted to Business » on 19 Jan 2022 at 8:18 AM (18 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-01-18 9:52:41 PM  
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2022-01-18 9:57:56 PM  
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2022-01-18 11:00:53 PM  
Turn those machines back on.
 
2022-01-19 7:10:49 AM  
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2022-01-19 8:23:01 AM  
Everyone buy the dip and HODL this time!  No selling!
 
2022-01-19 8:35:15 AM  
there is always the oranje drank stuff with 2% mystery fruit juice. pair it with a mechanically separated chicken with pork added hot dog.
 
2022-01-19 8:35:16 AM  
But what about pork bellies, which are used to make bacon, which you might find in a bacon, lettuce, and tomato sandwich?
 
2022-01-19 8:36:28 AM  
Mickey Mouse approves.
 
2022-01-19 8:37:40 AM  
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Great now I owe someone a dollar
 
2022-01-19 8:38:38 AM  

Rapmaster2000: Everyone buy the dip and HODL this time!  No selling!


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2022-01-19 9:29:11 AM  
Quick diet tip, orange juice is a high fructose drink, so it goes straight to being made into fat by your liver. You don't need it, just drink coffee or cocaine leaf tea.
 
2022-01-19 9:29:58 AM  

Dick Gozinya: But what about pork bellies, which are used to make bacon, which you might find in a bacon, lettuce, and tomato sandwich?


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2022-01-19 9:49:03 AM  
Sheeit is overpriced as it is. I think I can go without for awhile.
 
2022-01-19 9:59:41 AM  
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2022-01-19 10:04:13 AM  
For all y'all with broken Googles; "Ounce per ounce, it contains more calories than soda, though it tends to be consumed in smaller servings. A cup of orange juice has 112 calories, apple juice has 114, and grape juice packs 152, according to the U.S. Department of Agriculture. The same amount of Coke has 97 calories, and Pepsi has 100."
 
2022-01-19 10:40:07 AM  
I guess that means all the stores will have to start laying people off like when wages go up.


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2022-01-19 10:40:09 AM  
Just crush a vitamin C tablet and mix with a glass of sugar water.
 
2022-01-19 3:19:33 PM  

snocone: For all y'all with broken Googles; "Ounce per ounce, it contains more calories than soda, though it tends to be consumed in smaller servings. A cup of orange juice has 112 calories, apple juice has 114, and grape juice packs 152, according to the U.S. Department of Agriculture. The same amount of Coke has 97 calories, and Pepsi has 100."


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2022-01-19 4:45:24 PM  
I might have to go from

I was talking to someone backstage before, and he told me that a lot of you out there like to drink Vodka and orange juice!

to

I was talking to someone backstage before, and he told me that a lot of you out there like to drink Vodka and cranberry juice!
 
2022-01-20 9:43:17 AM  
Why by what was once flavored Orange Juice that has been artificially flavored. That's right, you are overpaying for sugar water that big juice threw some flavor packs in because they took out all the flavor removing the oxygen for shelf life.
 
2022-01-20 4:07:14 PM  

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Late responding but I cut me some slack; I just escaped from some weird gorilla experiments.
 
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