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2022-01-18 8:02:20 PM  
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2022-01-18 8:45:43 PM  
This wouldn't have happened if the Batmobile hadn't lost its wheel.
 
2022-01-18 9:11:38 PM  
I had my headphones on cranked to 11 when it hit my phone, all of my co-workers' phones and everyone's work computers.

I did not get the joke at the time dammit.
 
2022-01-19 1:17:56 AM  
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2022-01-19 1:36:52 AM  

ytterbium: I had my headphones on cranked to 11 when it hit my phone, all of my co-workers' phones and everyone's work computers.

I did not get the joke at the time dammit.


I don't think the volume matters. It just beeps as loud no matter where your volume is.
 
2022-01-19 1:39:13 AM  
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2022-01-19 1:42:14 AM  
Wife got it earlier - been seeing Gotham City, Mo memes throughout the evening. At least it wasn't some panic inducing dire alert sent out as a test.
 
2022-01-19 1:42:38 AM  
What woulda Missouri bat signal look like, anyway?
 
2022-01-19 1:47:05 AM  
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2022-01-19 1:54:38 AM  
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2022-01-19 1:58:06 AM  

Insult Comic Bishounen: What woulda Missouri bat signal look like, anyway?


They just shout real loud. Pretty sure searchlights are haram for the goobers.
 
2022-01-19 2:03:32 AM  
Be there in a sec.

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2022-01-19 2:06:46 AM  
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2022-01-19 2:15:27 AM  

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Yes, you do.
 
2022-01-19 2:15:38 AM  
Now, about that egg...
 
2022-01-19 2:21:24 AM  

Mock26: nitropissering: [Fark user image 620x700]

Yes, you do.


We're also definitely, pretty sure he farks bats. I mean, it's implied in the name...
 
2022-01-19 3:45:16 AM  
So to be clear this is a case of a legitimate idiot pushing fake messages to the public as opposed to an illegitimate idiot/hacker who found a way to hijack the emergency alert system. I'm not quite sure which scenario is worse, but it's Missourah after all, so what difference does it make?
 
2022-01-19 4:21:00 AM  

Insult Comic Bishounen: What woulda Missouri bat signal look like, anyway?


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2022-01-19 4:26:52 AM  
I Asked 64,182 People About "Jingle Bells, Batman Smells". Here's What I Found Out.
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2022-01-19 5:13:54 AM  

Mr. Fuzzypaws: [YouTube video: I Asked 64,182 People About "Jingle Bells, Batman Smells". Here's What I Found Out.]


Despite the inane topic, it's actually pretty informative.
 
2022-01-19 5:15:08 AM  

dittybopper: Despite the inane topic,



Welcome to Fark.
 
2022-01-19 5:45:22 AM  
The Simpsons didn't originate that version. I knew that "long" version in the 1960s. Never heard "Robin flew away." in my life.

I also wore an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. (That, I think, we can correctly attribute to Abre Simpson.)
 
2022-01-19 5:47:11 AM  

Tenatra: At least it wasn't some panic inducing dire alert sent out as a test.


This.
At least it didn't have people shoving their kids into storm drains.
 
2022-01-19 7:02:57 AM  
I saw that. Didn't really make sense. I assumed it was a custody dispute.
 
2022-01-19 7:50:34 AM  

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Oh great, now Batman lost his sense of smell. I guess we should've known he would get a form of COVID eventually being around all those bats.
 
2022-01-19 11:19:45 AM  

Resident Muslim: Tenatra: At least it wasn't some panic inducing dire alert sent out as a test.

This.
At least it didn't have people shoving their kids into storm drains.


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2022-01-19 5:40:11 PM  
Batman has finally been gentrified out of Wayne Manor. I blame the Covid.
 
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