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(Twitter)   It was bad enough that the Capitol Hill Club didn't allow under-21s, but requiring vaccination papers on top of that is more than Matt Gaetz can tolerate   (twitter.com) divider line
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2420 clicks; posted to Politics » on 18 Jan 2022 at 9:35 PM (16 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-01-18 7:08:00 PM  
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2022-01-18 7:10:08 PM  
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2022-01-18 7:10:17 PM  
The way things are looking you're gonna be very busy soon.
 
2022-01-18 7:16:02 PM  
What a childish response from that guy. Oh, right.
 
2022-01-18 7:27:32 PM  
It's not "forced injections", Gas Pedo, you still have a choice. You can simply take your business to a Putt-Putt in Orlando.
 
2022-01-18 7:28:34 PM  
K.
 
2022-01-18 7:36:10 PM  
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2022-01-18 7:40:13 PM  
Medically segregated... fark you...

These people just have to be the victim.
 
2022-01-18 7:43:40 PM  
Somewhere at the club I'm sure the employees are elbow bumping and wondering why this wasn't the policy sooner. The savings on lysol for cleaning the shower after that POS would be worth it.

Also PedoMatt can EABOD.
 
2022-01-18 8:42:14 PM  
Okay, that was always allowed...
 
2022-01-18 9:37:10 PM  

theteacher: Okay, that was always allowed...


In GQP world nothing is a problem until it affects you personally then it's everyone's problem and the biggest problem to ever have problemed
 
2022-01-18 9:37:53 PM  
Strange that they would post that in their own window, but they must have quite the party planned tonight.

/and there was much rejoicing
 
2022-01-18 9:38:41 PM  
In the bottom graph I first saw "vax diapers" and it really didn't surprise me that my brain went in that direction with him.
 
2022-01-18 9:39:15 PM  
...said the guy who is already vaccinated.
 
2022-01-18 9:39:49 PM  

physt: Medically segregated... fark you...

These people just have to be the victim.


Wait until he discovers what quarantine means.
 
2022-01-18 9:40:52 PM  
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2022-01-18 9:40:56 PM  
"breaking."

thanks, scoop.
 
2022-01-18 9:41:11 PM  

Spectrum: It's not "forced injections", Gas Pedo, you still have a choice. You can simply take your business to a Putt-Putt in Orlando.


Matt Gaetz doesn't consent to forced injections.

/That's the joke
 
2022-01-18 9:41:12 PM  
Nothing of value was lost.

Tick tock, GasPedo
 
2022-01-18 9:41:26 PM  
Proudly defending the right to infect other Americans with a potentially fatal or crippling disease.
 
2022-01-18 9:42:07 PM  
A business discriminating against the (filthy dirty) gheys (but go on. Tell me more in explicit detail. No i won'tput my pants back on! I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA!): Okay! crying sparkly eagle emoji so patriot much good

A business discriminating about a willfully ignorant and selfish choice such as being unvaccinated: help help I'm being oppressed!
 
2022-01-18 9:42:36 PM  
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2022-01-18 9:42:46 PM  
This is like when I cancelled cable. Drove down to the corporate HQ and posted a notice on the front door. Because that's a normal human thing to do.
 
2022-01-18 9:43:28 PM  

Bathtub Cynic: theteacher: Okay, that was always allowed...

In GQP world nothing is a problem until it affects you personally then it's everyone's problem and the biggest problem to ever have problemed


It's such a Zen way to live. Very in the Now.
 
2022-01-18 9:44:00 PM  
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2022-01-18 9:44:42 PM  
someone's blowing smoke to distract from the fire
 
2022-01-18 9:45:00 PM  
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2022-01-18 9:45:22 PM  
Next up, Capitol Hill Club bartenders show off the pictures of the phony IDs they got from Matt's "dinner companions."
 
2022-01-18 9:45:52 PM  

kmgenesis23: This is like when I cancelled cable. Drove down to the corporate HQ and posted a notice on the front door. Because that's a normal human thing to do.


I quit my job by nailing the letter to my boss's door.

No... wait.. that was martin luther.

I'll Come in again!
 
2022-01-18 9:47:00 PM  
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2022-01-18 9:50:19 PM  

physt: Medically segregated... fark you...

These people just have to be the victim.


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2022-01-18 9:52:20 PM  
This isn't an airport. No need to announce your departure.
 
2022-01-18 9:53:19 PM  
LOL, he farks teens.
 
2022-01-18 9:54:43 PM  

Ronnie_Zman: This isn't an airport. No need to announce your departure.


But its so much fun. Any time i leave a room, i scream, "QUEEN DEPARTING", and after that, people move out of the way when i approach.

Its refreshing to be given such deference.
 
2022-01-18 9:56:25 PM  
He said duty.  And forced injections.  Those things can mean poop and sex so it's funny.  High five.
 
2022-01-18 9:57:36 PM  
Meanwhile, at a cake shop...
 
2022-01-18 9:57:45 PM  
It's also the farking attitude of "I AM IMPORTANT! EVERYONE MUST LISTEN TO AND HEED MY WORDS!!!"

The rest of us: fark off, pal. The tweet thread reflects this.

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2022-01-18 9:59:45 PM  
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"Matt Gatez's soul is believed to be dead and he must let the world think that his soul is dead until he can find a way to control the raging spirit that dwells within him."

Dun, dun DUUUN, dun....
 
2022-01-18 10:01:29 PM  

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When someone says "do you know who my dad is?", the best response is "didn't your mom tell you?"
 
2022-01-18 10:01:33 PM  
Being as his ex-girlfriend just got a immunity agreement, he's going to be doing everything he can to distract from his pending legal problems.
 
2022-01-18 10:02:33 PM  

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Imagine my surprise when Dean Chambers showed up on Fark, and remembering his high pitched wailing when my then girlfriend and her co-host kicked his ass to get him out of the booth during their radio show. Not a curb stomping to be sure, but it's amazing to realize that someone with such a dickish streak goes on to fame, and talks about you and yours as the villains of their stories.

There are plenty of folks in the Chinese government who'd love to kick His Holiness Tenzin Gyatso in the gob if given the chance, and likely a few from his younger days getting his degree. We're all villains in someone's stories.  Of course, some people fully deserve it, and go on to deserve even more of an ass kicking as they get older...

I would posit that Matt Gaetz didn't get half the ass kicking he deserved, and it might have saved some girls from some horrific times and a weight on their souls if he'd gotten the absolute tar kicked out of him when he deserved it. Sometimes it takes a sock in the jaw to remind you to be a better human.
 
2022-01-18 10:04:12 PM  
So how heartbroken is this place? Are they going to have to figuratively throw themselves off a cliff, due to this breakup?

It does appear that the Club itself is FAR too old for Matt. Maybe this is his way of saying "It's not you, it's me.".
 
2022-01-18 10:06:19 PM  
Bro, nobody, least of all the working class, gives a fark about your membership status at the Capitol Hill Club.  This isn't Beverly Hills 90210.
 
2022-01-18 10:06:56 PM  

Mikey1969: So how heartbroken is this place? Are they going to have to figuratively throw themselves off a cliff, due to this breakup?

It does appear that the Club itself is FAR too old for Matt. Maybe this is his way of saying "It's not you, it's me.".


Oh, he'll be back as a guest in a few months, I'll bet. Too many chances to network and desperately try to line up a sympathetic judge.
 
2022-01-18 10:07:05 PM  
Also, you pay to have sex with minors.
 
2022-01-18 10:07:42 PM  
Conservatives have really gone all in on virtue signaling as their main form of leadership.
 
2022-01-18 10:08:18 PM  

hubiestubert: saturn badger: [Fark user image 850x247]

Imagine my surprise when Dean Chambers showed up on Fark, and remembering his high pitched wailing when my then girlfriend and her co-host kicked his ass to get him out of the booth during their radio show. Not a curb stomping to be sure, but it's amazing to realize that someone with such a dickish streak goes on to fame, and talks about you and yours as the villains of their stories.

There are plenty of folks in the Chinese government who'd love to kick His Holiness Tenzin Gyatso in the gob if given the chance, and likely a few from his younger days getting his degree. We're all villains in someone's stories.  Of course, some people fully deserve it, and go on to deserve even more of an ass kicking as they get older...

I would posit that Matt Gaetz didn't get half the ass kicking he deserved, and it might have saved some girls from some horrific times and a weight on their souls if he'd gotten the absolute tar kicked out of him when he deserved it. Sometimes it takes a sock in the jaw to remind you to be a better human.


I'd rather parents invest in the betterment of society and raise children that aren't sociopaths. No one should need to beat the shiat out of a fellow human being to stop them from being a sexual predator. Matt Gaetz is a child of overindulgence and we're all suffering the consequences of shiatty parenting.
 
2022-01-18 10:11:56 PM  
Calling vaccine mandates "medical segregation" should cause any Republican who says it to immediately develop esophageal cancer.
 
2022-01-18 10:13:51 PM  

soopey: hubiestubert: saturn badger: [Fark user image 850x247]

Imagine my surprise when Dean Chambers showed up on Fark, and remembering his high pitched wailing when my then girlfriend and her co-host kicked his ass to get him out of the booth during their radio show. Not a curb stomping to be sure, but it's amazing to realize that someone with such a dickish streak goes on to fame, and talks about you and yours as the villains of their stories.

There are plenty of folks in the Chinese government who'd love to kick His Holiness Tenzin Gyatso in the gob if given the chance, and likely a few from his younger days getting his degree. We're all villains in someone's stories.  Of course, some people fully deserve it, and go on to deserve even more of an ass kicking as they get older...

I would posit that Matt Gaetz didn't get half the ass kicking he deserved, and it might have saved some girls from some horrific times and a weight on their souls if he'd gotten the absolute tar kicked out of him when he deserved it. Sometimes it takes a sock in the jaw to remind you to be a better human.

I'd rather parents invest in the betterment of society and raise children that aren't sociopaths. No one should need to beat the shiat out of a fellow human being to stop them from being a sexual predator. Matt Gaetz is a child of overindulgence and we're all suffering the consequences of shiatty parenting.


We shouldn't have to, but sometimes it's necessary. As a bouncer, my job was to help instruct ladies and gentlemen to interact with others in accordance to the rules of a relatively polite society. His parents, and those who enabled him, did an enormously sh*tty job with socialization, and sometimes it then falls on the community to instruct folks what is and is not acceptable, so that even the kids of sh*tty parents get a fair shake at not being total sh*tweasels.
 
2022-01-18 10:17:44 PM  

hubiestubert: soopey: hubiestubert: saturn badger: [Fark user image 850x247]

Imagine my surprise when Dean Chambers showed up on Fark, and remembering his high pitched wailing when my then girlfriend and her co-host kicked his ass to get him out of the booth during their radio show. Not a curb stomping to be sure, but it's amazing to realize that someone with such a dickish streak goes on to fame, and talks about you and yours as the villains of their stories.

There are plenty of folks in the Chinese government who'd love to kick His Holiness Tenzin Gyatso in the gob if given the chance, and likely a few from his younger days getting his degree. We're all villains in someone's stories.  Of course, some people fully deserve it, and go on to deserve even more of an ass kicking as they get older...

I would posit that Matt Gaetz didn't get half the ass kicking he deserved, and it might have saved some girls from some horrific times and a weight on their souls if he'd gotten the absolute tar kicked out of him when he deserved it. Sometimes it takes a sock in the jaw to remind you to be a better human.

I'd rather parents invest in the betterment of society and raise children that aren't sociopaths. No one should need to beat the shiat out of a fellow human being to stop them from being a sexual predator. Matt Gaetz is a child of overindulgence and we're all suffering the consequences of shiatty parenting.

We shouldn't have to, but sometimes it's necessary. As a bouncer, my job was to help instruct ladies and gentlemen to interact with others in accordance to the rules of a relatively polite society. His parents, and those who enabled him, did an enormously sh*tty job with socialization, and sometimes it then falls on the community to instruct folks what is and is not acceptable, so that even the kids of sh*tty parents get a fair shake at not being total sh*tweasels.


This. We don't want disasters to happen, but we need to be prepared if they do.
 
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