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4858 clicks; posted to Politics » on 19 Jan 2022 at 12:30 AM (17 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-01-18 9:19:34 PM  
Top Google search on I'm Eric's phone:

"Where to buy school glue paste?"
 
2022-01-18 9:23:27 PM  

markie_farkie: Top Google search on I'm Eric's phone:

"Where to buy school glue paste?"


The top google search on his phone was for the google page.
 
2022-01-18 10:05:22 PM  
one of the numbers found on the phone
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2022-01-18 10:37:21 PM  
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2022-01-18 10:38:24 PM  

EnzoTheCoder: markie_farkie: Top Google search on I'm Eric's phone:

"Where to buy school glue paste?"

The top google search on his phone was for the google page.


Third search:

"can you eat expired glue?"
 
2022-01-18 10:41:12 PM  
4th.
Does daddy like me?
 
2022-01-18 11:30:58 PM  
5th
what is the time
 
2022-01-19 12:32:46 AM  
THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS
 
2022-01-19 12:32:57 AM  
6th

where is my phone
 
2022-01-19 12:33:33 AM  
I'm sure the phone records of Rita Repulsa and Baboo are flowing with intelligence.
 
2022-01-19 12:34:00 AM  

markie_farkie: Top Google search on I'm Eric's phone:

"Where to buy school glue paste?"


Doesn't he just have one of those super simple phones marketed to seniors usually?  The ones with the huge buttons that are just symbols like fire for 911, a house for home, etc. Basically a fisher price phone that actually connecys to the network.
 
2022-01-19 12:35:15 AM  
Can Eric count high enough to plead the fifth?
 
2022-01-19 12:36:49 AM  
7th

Who is my real dad?
 
2022-01-19 12:38:01 AM  
Crime family. Please indict and convict them before their runes resume control of Congress, kthxbai.
 
2022-01-19 12:40:20 AM  
Phone records can't bring her down.
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2022-01-19 12:42:17 AM  
Oh yeah.  The best IS yet to come.
 
2022-01-19 12:42:19 AM  
Subby rocked it
 
2022-01-19 12:46:16 AM  
Perhaps Kimberly can go be fat somewhere else?
 
2022-01-19 12:46:23 AM  
I look forward to Donnie pardoning all of them the minute he becomes President.  The darkest timeline.
 
2022-01-19 12:47:38 AM  
THE BEST IS YET TO COME!!
 
2022-01-19 12:53:16 AM  

red230: Phone records can't bring her down.
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To this day I cannot figure out what is going on with her neck here. I thought it was photoshopped but every picture I can find from this moment has her doing the Jurassic Park neck flair dinosaur thing

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2022-01-19 12:57:34 AM  
"Here are all 3456 texts from my client Kimberly's phone."
"This top one is about getting an eight ball, we don't need anything coke related just things pertaining to Jan 6th."
"...here are all 4 of my client's texts"
 
2022-01-19 12:58:12 AM  
"What is a vagina?"
 
2022-01-19 12:59:19 AM  

saturn badger: 7th

Who is my real dad?


Oh there is no question in my mind he is the spawn of don.
 
2022-01-19 1:04:08 AM  
August 25, 2020
Youtube RKjMt2o-cGA
 
2022-01-19 1:06:05 AM  

saturn badger: 7th

Who is my real dad?


He's probably the only one who is TFG's
 
2022-01-19 1:08:52 AM  

TorpedoOrca: red230: Phone records can't bring her down.
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To this day I cannot figure out what is going on with her neck here. I thought it was photoshopped but every picture I can find from this moment has her doing the Jurassic Park neck flair dinosaur thing

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It's just the way her hair is positioned on her shoulders.  You're just seeing where the base of the neck starts being shoulder, plus it looks like maybe some of the SCM too.  Anyhow, crazy person but totally normal neck/shoulder that just looks off at first because of where her hair cuts off the view of the shoulders.
 
2022-01-19 1:14:32 AM  
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2022-01-19 1:28:03 AM  
Can wrestling make babies

How man gets babies

Why doesn't vince love me?
 
2022-01-19 1:32:52 AM  
How is babby formed?
 
2022-01-19 1:36:57 AM  

markie_farkie: Top Google search on I'm Eric's phone:

"Where to buy school glue paste?"


On Kimberly's phone "when the younger woman is his step-mother".
 
2022-01-19 1:38:59 AM  

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Nobody uses a landline anymore.

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2022-01-19 1:44:08 AM  
it's just a Zune...
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2022-01-19 1:44:37 AM  
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2022-01-19 1:44:52 AM  
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2022-01-19 2:13:19 AM  
Subpoena for the Subpenis!
 
2022-01-19 2:14:31 AM  

yellowjester: it's just a Zune...[hanselmanblogcontent.azureedge.net image 225x307]



The Yellow Jester posts the Zune
That Eric thought might ring
With news of the puppets dance
In the siege for the mango king
 
2022-01-19 2:26:40 AM  

red230: Phone records can't bring her down.
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She should have stayed with the meter maid thing.
 
2022-01-19 2:30:25 AM  

red230: Phone records can't bring her down.
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As long as she has some slick haired politician like dude to use as a power source she'll be fine.
Is Cuomo single?
 
2022-01-19 2:34:08 AM  

red230: Phone records can't bring her down.
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What an idiotic way to behave.
 
2022-01-19 2:38:24 AM  

markie_farkie: Top Google search on I'm Eric's phone:

"Where to buy school glue paste?"


plot twist.  he is half scoop's and gargoyle's coke dealer
 
2022-01-19 2:59:46 AM  

hotrod2001: I'm sure the phone records of Rita Repulsa and Baboo are flowing with intelligence.


my only real questions are:
- does she, like, actively try to look like that
- regardless, has anyone ever mentioned it to her directly
 
2022-01-19 3:30:27 AM  

tintar: - does she, like, actively try to look like that


a subtle variation of body dysmorphia

wait, maybe not so subtle
 
2022-01-19 4:07:56 AM  
Her face is messed up. Hard to look at.
 
2022-01-19 4:27:38 AM  

hotrod2001: I'm sure the phone records of Rita Repulsa and Baboo are flowing with intelligence.


Half their texts are questions about their supply of cocaine and the possible acquisition of more cocaine.
 
2022-01-19 4:46:42 AM  
Sure, you can subpoena his conversation, but will it appear to testify? Or will it plead the 5th? Sounds to me like nothing's gonna happen.
 
2022-01-19 5:29:43 AM  
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2022-01-19 5:37:40 AM  
FTFAAn attorney for Guilfoyle said she had not been notified of any subpoena being issued for her records.

This is absolutely how it should work: "We already have your phone records," not "We would like your phone records, please" followed by months of dodging and posturing by the target's lawyer about "fishing expeditions."
 
2022-01-19 6:28:14 AM  
Poor poor Fredo.
 
2022-01-19 7:52:39 AM  
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