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2022-01-18 2:53:40 PM  
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2022-01-18 2:54:13 PM  
OK, this war between Trump and DeSantis could get good!

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2022-01-18 2:58:01 PM  
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2022-01-18 3:01:46 PM  
With the new reality of republican cults, I have a hard time believing this will shift one DeSantis voter in Florida.  And they'll still vote Trump for President.
 
2022-01-18 3:01:47 PM  
Is he alleging something similar to Gingrich and Newt's banging of an owl while his wife was in the hospital?
 
2022-01-18 3:02:29 PM  
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2022-01-18 3:05:46 PM  
I'm not about to believe congenital liars just because it serves their purpose.
 
2022-01-18 3:08:26 PM  
I have a hard time believing an elected government official from the Republican Party would have an extramarital affair.
 
2022-01-18 3:08:32 PM  
Having a side piece will your wife is battling cancer is a pretty regular thing for the Rs. Newt mostly didn't get any blowback, but he also never got a sniff at the Presidency... I'd say that's pretty much what will happen with Death Sidious too, but since TFG all bets are off.
 
2022-01-18 3:09:05 PM  
Doesn't this endear him MORE to Trump supports who reveled in his cheating and philandering?
 
2022-01-18 3:09:50 PM  
This Trump  vs. DeSantis thing reminds me of the alien sex scene in South Park.:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzM7xKi2LJs
The Two Joozians sucking each other's jagons.
 
2022-01-18 3:10:14 PM  

Badmoodman: I'm not about to believe congenital liars just because it serves their purpose.


That.

I definitely believe Roger Stone, sure. <whacking off motion>
 
2022-01-18 3:10:20 PM  
I'd like to think this is all really about DeathSentence's refusal to deploy the Florida National Guard to the borders of Mar-a-Lago ahead of indictment season.
 
2022-01-18 3:11:04 PM  
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2022-01-18 3:11:24 PM  

trenchael: Doesn't this endear him MORE to Trump supports who reveled in his cheating and philandering?


yep. the status quo for GQP politicians is to see how shiatty of a person you can be.
 
2022-01-18 3:11:52 PM  
I can't link to the original NYT article but here's the gist of it:

DeSantis will NOT bend the knee to Trump: Florida Gov. says backing ex-president for 2024 now 'is too much to ask' after Trump attacked him for being 'dull' and having 'no charisma'

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10413077/DeSantis-NOT-bend-knee-Trump-says-backing-ex-president-2024-ask.html
 
2022-01-18 3:12:25 PM  
Let's say it's true. Did Stone forget that the "christian" "family values" voters no longer care about adultery?
 
2022-01-18 3:13:42 PM  
I have a hard time believing anyone from ExploreTalent would be involved with shady Republicans.
 
2022-01-18 3:13:56 PM  

trenchael: Doesn't this endear him MORE to Trump supports who reveled in his cheating and philandering?



If they really wanted to smear him they would have said that while taking a break from being Governor, he did what he always does when he needs some "me time"; he was volunteering in a soup kitchen feeding homeless families and later hosting an event to raise money for public school libraries.

That's how you kill his poll numbers.
 
2022-01-18 3:14:58 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: Let's say it's true. Did Stone forget that the "christian" "family values" voters no longer care about adultery?


His job isn't to be logical. His job is to spray shiat everywhere.
 
2022-01-18 3:15:20 PM  
Younger version of his wife. Im sure that wont piss her off
 
2022-01-18 3:15:50 PM  
I honestly don't give a shiat what roger stone says, and I'm not about to start now. Hand over actual evidence or stfu you comic book villain.
 
2022-01-18 3:16:03 PM  
Keep it going, fan the flames.

If this doesn't end with a group of hoveround artillery vs Roger Stone and the Proud Boys in a running/rolling gun battle through the abandoned Main Street USA of Disneyworld for the right to be King of Orlando, then I'm in the wrong universe. Again.
 
2022-01-18 3:16:04 PM  
I mean... that Emerald Robinson person is an uggo. I don't know why a dude as famous at DeSantis would settle for Ugnose von Poohair and Her Manly Jawline Jamboree. So I don't believe Roger Stone's babbling.
 
2022-01-18 3:16:33 PM  

Gin Buddy: trenchael: Doesn't this endear him MORE to Trump supports who reveled in his cheating and philandering?


If they really wanted to smear him they would have said that while taking a break from being Governor, he did what he always does when he needs some "me time"; he was volunteering in a soup kitchen feeding homeless families and later hosting an event to raise money for public school libraries.

That's how you kill his poll numbers.


Just tell everyone he was deathly ill from COVID and didn't want anyone to know how serious it really is - which is what I figured was the truth anyway
 
2022-01-18 3:17:26 PM  

PirateKing: Keep it going, fan the flames.

If this doesn't end with a group of hoveround artillery vs Roger Stone and the Proud Boys in a running/rolling gun battle through the abandoned Main Street USA of Disneyworld for the right to be King of Orlando, then I'm in the wrong universe. Again.


Put that shiat on PPV!  You'd make a fortune!
 
2022-01-18 3:18:47 PM  
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2022-01-18 3:18:55 PM  
Isn't ExploreTalent the same agency that gave us Candace Owen and Lauren Boebert?
 
2022-01-18 3:19:58 PM  

Weatherkiss: I have a hard time believing an elected government official from the Republican Party would have an extramarital affair.


Desantis would never cheat on Covid-Chan!
 
2022-01-18 3:19:59 PM  
 
2022-01-18 3:20:24 PM  

OldRod: OK, this war between Trump and DeSantis could get good!

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2022-01-18 3:20:26 PM  
Sure. A "model".
 
2022-01-18 3:20:46 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Is he alleging something similar to Gingrich and Newt's banging of an owl while his wife was in the hospital?


To be fair, Newt's first wife was also his high school teacher, she knew what she was getting into.
 
2022-01-18 3:21:01 PM  

Flab: Isn't ExploreTalent the same agency that gave us Candace Owen and Lauren Boebert?


Give them the big stuffed animal!
 
2022-01-18 3:22:02 PM  
And here's to you, Emerald Robinson
Desantis loves you more than you will know
Whoa, whoa, whoa
God bless you, please, Emerald Robinson
MAGA holds a place for those who are cray
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
 
2022-01-18 3:22:53 PM  

Headso: And here's to you, Emerald Robinson
Desantis loves you more than you will know
Whoa, whoa, whoa
God bless you, please, Emerald Robinson
MAGA holds a place for those who are cray
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey


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2022-01-18 3:23:26 PM  
I'd like to explore that talent... as long as I don't have to hear her talk about how bad all these Republicans she's a call girl for are in bed.

Also did Stone forget that Trump paid a porn star with campaign funds?
 
2022-01-18 3:23:42 PM  
I wouldn't trust anything Roger Stone peddles.

If lies were water and I was dying of thirst in the desert and Roger Stone came along and offered me some, I'd tell him to go fark himself.
 
2022-01-18 3:24:24 PM  

OldRod: Gin Buddy: trenchael: Doesn't this endear him MORE to Trump supports who reveled in his cheating and philandering?


If they really wanted to smear him they would have said that while taking a break from being Governor, he did what he always does when he needs some "me time"; he was volunteering in a soup kitchen feeding homeless families and later hosting an event to raise money for public school libraries.

That's how you kill his poll numbers.

Just tell everyone he was deathly ill from COVID and didn't want anyone to know how serious it really is - which is what I figured was the truth anyway


I'm sure this is coming, Trump and his surrogates calling DeSantis weak for being hospitalized with Covid, because irony is dead
 
2022-01-18 3:24:36 PM  

Headso: And here's to you, Emerald Robinson
Desantis loves you more than you will know
Whoa, whoa, whoa
God bless you, please, Emerald Robinson
MAGA holds a place for those who are cray
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey


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2022-01-18 3:25:43 PM  
Roger just can't fathom an idea of extramarital sex that doesn't involve standing in the closet and spanking it while watching his wife get drilled by a hung black dude.
 
2022-01-18 3:25:45 PM  
The Twatter thread says she works for MikePillow, now.
 
2022-01-18 3:26:36 PM  
Roger Stone doesn't do anything without Trump's permission.
Hopefully DeSantis knows this and responds in kind.

/let them fight
 
2022-01-18 3:26:40 PM  

Ishkur: I wouldn't trust anything Roger Stone peddles.

If lies were water and I was dying of thirst in the desert and Roger Stone came along and offered me some, I'd tell him to go fark himself.


I don't think the story here is whether Stone is lying. This is a Trump attack via Roger Stone.
 
2022-01-18 3:27:53 PM  

Weatherkiss: I have a hard time believing an elected government official from the Republican Party would have an extramarital affair.


An extramarital affair implies one, clearly they are always having several.
 
2022-01-18 3:28:16 PM  

Flab: Isn't ExploreTalent the same agency that gave us Candace Owen and Lauren Boebert?


That's a negative ghost rider. Even Explore Talent has minimum IQ requirements.
 
2022-01-18 3:28:56 PM  

Weatherkiss: I have a hard time believing an elected government official from the Republican Party would have an extramarital affair.


What if we told you his wife has cancer?

That one crosses party lines.
 
2022-01-18 3:29:25 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: Let's say it's true. Did Stone forget that the "christian" "family values" voters no longer care about adultery?


They don't care about families or values or, really, Christianity either.

/they never actually did
 
2022-01-18 3:30:03 PM  
That is written very much as if Trump wrote it himself, except for the part where he says Trump sometime President Donald Trump. That sound characteristically Trump in his incoherence, but he'd never admit to being Sometime President. Unless he was trying to throw us off by sounding like Roger Stone. I wouldn't put it past either of them to steal each other's schtick . Dangerously poisonous Snakes, both of them.
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2022-01-18 3:31:46 PM  

Weatherkiss: I have a hard time believing an elected government official from the Republican Party would have an extramarital affair.


The surprise is it's with a person of the opposite sex.
 
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