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2022-01-18 12:40:43 PM  
... Your skin turns cherry pink if you breathe his farts?
 
2022-01-18 12:52:37 PM  
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After this year's Superb Owl Tom Brady and his brother will have twice as many rings as the Mannng brothers.  And Tom Brady does not have any brothers.
 
2022-01-18 1:37:58 PM  

teto85: [Fark user image image 850x1062]
After this year's Superb Owl Tom Brady and his brother will have twice as many rings as the Mannng brothers.  And Tom Brady does not have any brothers.


Eli still beat him twice.
 
2022-01-18 1:39:17 PM  

JAGChem82: teto85: [Fark user image image 850x1062]
After this year's Superb Owl Tom Brady and his brother will have twice as many rings as the Mannng brothers.  And Tom Brady does not have any brothers.

Eli still beat him twice.


Yeah Eli and Nick Foles (along with their teams) are the reason he doesn't have even more.
 
2022-01-18 1:46:03 PM  
ESPN is going to try to duplicate the ManningCast during their baseball coverage. With Alex Rodriguez.
Brillant!


The ManningCast had issues with delays and stuff, there were many times they were just sitting there so maybe  they could probably use an actual host to keep things going. I suspect ESPN wouldn't mind trying to turn this into the "real" MNF booth but I doubt that would work.
 
2022-01-18 1:48:31 PM  

Your_Huckleberry: ESPN is going to try to duplicate the ManningCast during their baseball coverage. With Alex Rodriguez.
Brillant!


The ManningCast had issues with delays and stuff, there were many times they were just sitting there so maybe  they could probably use an actual host to keep things going. I suspect ESPN wouldn't mind trying to turn this into the "real" MNF booth but I doubt that would work.


Biatchin' with Booger and ARod?
 
2022-01-18 1:52:46 PM  

teto85: [Fark user image 850x1062]
After this year's Superb Owl Tom Brady and his brother will have twice as many rings as the Mannng brothers.  And Tom Brady does not have any brothers.


But he's 0-2 against Eli "Bradyslayer" Manning.
 
2022-01-18 1:56:12 PM  

teto85: [Fark user image 850x1062]
After this year's Superb Owl Tom Brady and his brother will have twice as many rings as the Mannng brothers.  And Tom Brady does not have any brothers.


Total sick burn in the thread about the guy who kept Brady from winning two super bowls.
 
2022-01-18 2:00:04 PM  
Too few words. Nicknames need to be a paragraph or so. Maybe a couple of footnotes.
 
2022-01-18 2:01:40 PM  
Odorless, tasteless, and invisible?
 
2022-01-18 2:05:32 PM  

FrancoFile: Odorless, tasteless, and invisible?


That's Pey-Pey.

...well,,,maybe not "odorless"...
 
2022-01-18 2:07:14 PM  
ManningCast is the only thing that makes MNF watchable.
 
2022-01-18 2:08:05 PM  
My doctor told me strokes are the silent killer.

Call him Stroker.
 
2022-01-18 2:15:47 PM  

JAGChem82: teto85: [Fark user image image 850x1062]
After this year's Superb Owl Tom Brady and his brother will have twice as many rings as the Mannng brothers.  And Tom Brady does not have any brothers.

Eli still beat him twice.


Including keeping the population of Perfectville at one team.

/Mercury Morris popped all the champagne that night
 
2022-01-18 2:23:28 PM  
F--k Peyton Manning. He was a regular season/fantasy football HOFer that became an "in spite of" player in the postseason. Travesty the media gave that choker MVPs for showing up on a winning pair of Superb Owls when it was defense and running backs bringing the trophy to his sideline. Otherwise, he'd be this generation's Dan Marino.

Now, Eli? Not a great QB, but he had enough balls, skills and moxie when it counted, and he made it count. Lasting several seasons with a fickle press and fandom in NY is also an accomplishment. Maybe he gravy trained the fark out of those titles and his last name, but can't argue with AN EARNED RING OR TWO.

/Peyton did one good thing in his career: cockblocking Tim Tebow's BS media rise
 
2022-01-18 2:23:33 PM  
He's so silent, he didn't get this nickname until after he retired. Badass!
 
2022-01-18 2:34:22 PM  
Peyton Manning started calling himself "the Sheriff"?

That's maybe the douchiest thing I've heard this week.
 
2022-01-18 3:01:21 PM  

runwiz: ManningCast is the only thing that makes MNF watchable.


"Peyton's going to break down this touchdown for us. Peyton?"
"I can't hear sh*t"
"... nevermind."
 
2022-01-18 3:29:05 PM  

Practical_Draconian: F--k Peyton Manning. He was a regular season/fantasy football HOFer that became an "in spite of" player in the postseason. Travesty the media gave that choker MVPs for showing up on a winning pair of Superb Owls when it was defense and running backs bringing the trophy to his sideline. Otherwise, he'd be this generation's Dan Marino.

Now, Eli? Not a great QB, but he had enough balls, skills and moxie when it counted, and he made it count. Lasting several seasons with a fickle press and fandom in NY is also an accomplishment. Maybe he gravy trained the fark out of those titles and his last name, but can't argue with AN EARNED RING OR TWO.

/Peyton did one good thing in his career: cockblocking Tim Tebow's BS media rise


Two good things, actually, since he knew to yield to Spurrier.
 
2022-01-18 3:29:35 PM  

Incorrigible Astronaut: runwiz: ManningCast is the only thing that makes MNF watchable.

"Peyton's going to break down this touchdown for us. Peyton?"
"I can't hear sh*t"
"... nevermind."


That was funny right there!
 
2022-01-18 5:00:22 PM  
The HCM bit fell flat.
 
2022-01-18 5:08:18 PM  

Barricaded Gunman: Peyton Manning started calling himself "the Sheriff"?

That's maybe the douchiest thing I've heard this week.


Eli may have been kidding. I found where supposedly Gruden coined it.
 
2022-01-18 6:06:25 PM  

Your_Huckleberry: ESPN is going to try to duplicate the ManningCast during their baseball coverage. With Alex Rodriguez.
Brillant!


What a god awful idea. I hope they try it.
 
2022-01-18 7:34:43 PM  
Eli is by all accounts a really good person.
 
2022-01-18 7:43:27 PM  

RubiconBeer: Eli is by all accounts a really good person.


There was that fake game-used helmet thing, but i don't recall if he was an innocent party or if he deserved some blame.
 
2022-01-19 12:27:48 AM  

teto85: [Fark user image image 850x1062]
After this year's Superb Owl Tom Brady and his brother will have twice as many rings as the Mannng brothers.  And Tom Brady does not have any brothers.


F*ck tommy crybrady!
 
2022-01-19 12:31:07 AM  

Fisty Bum: teto85: [Fark user image 850x1062]
After this year's Superb Owl Tom Brady and his brother will have twice as many rings as the Mannng brothers.  And Tom Brady does not have any brothers.

But he's 0-2 against Eli "Bradyslayer" Manning.


Yep.  Even big brother Peyton can't say that.  Eli also ruined the "pats go 19- oh no the Giants..."  LOL
 
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