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(KETV Omaha)   You'd think the high-speed chase would have ended when the criminals stopped to switch out drivers, but no   (ketv.com) divider line
    More: Strange, Fremont County, Iowa, Law enforcement terminology, Crime, United States, Volkswagen Jetta, Sheriff, Volkswagen, 30-year-old Jacob Morton  
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2350 clicks; posted to Main » on 18 Jan 2022 at 7:55 PM (17 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-01-18 3:52:07 PM  
The first driver, 30-year-old Jacob Morton

+

The second driver, 58-year-old Jeanna Dockter

+

meth


Equals: You know what, on second thought I don't want to know.
 
2022-01-18 8:00:38 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: The first driver, 30-year-old Jacob Morton

+

The second driver, 58-year-old Jeanna Dockter

+

meth

Equals: You know what, on second thought I don't want to know.


Harold & Maude?
 
2022-01-18 8:01:56 PM  
I'm glad you referred to people exceeding the speed limit as criminals submitter. Every. Damn. One.
 
2022-01-18 8:15:07 PM  

Salmon: I_Am_Weasel: The first driver, 30-year-old Jacob Morton

+

The second driver, 58-year-old Jeanna Dockter

+

meth

Equals: You know what, on second thought I don't want to know.

Harold & Maude?


From what the cops say it's more like Harold & Meth.
 
2022-01-18 8:18:48 PM  
116 MPH + meth

Apparently equals driver change
 
2022-01-18 8:20:29 PM  

Opacity: 116 MPH + meth

Apparently equals driver change


I was told there would be no meth.
 
2022-01-18 8:25:59 PM  
Now we know the top speed of a laden 2021 Volkswagen Jetta.

/Which one was the kidnapper?
 
2022-01-18 8:43:25 PM  

felching pen: Now we know the top speed of a laden 2021 Volkswagen Jetta.

/Which one was the kidnapper?


The Meth.
 
2022-01-18 8:49:48 PM  

baronbloodbath: Opacity: 116 MPH + meth

Apparently equals driver change

I was told there would be no meth.


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/good job
 
2022-01-18 9:00:30 PM  
I grew up between Farragut and Shenandoah on Highway 2; frankly I'm amazed anyone noticed a car doing 116.
 
2022-01-18 9:15:27 PM  

Salmon: I_Am_Weasel: The first driver, 30-year-old Jacob Morton

+

The second driver, 58-year-old Jeanna Dockter

+

meth

Equals: You know what, on second thought I don't want to know.

Harold & Maude?



YES!
I WANT!

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2022-01-18 9:27:07 PM  
Video if the incident.

Kids In The Hall - The Chase
Youtube cxY0-Qr_l78
 
2022-01-18 9:29:03 PM  

TwowheelinTim: I'm glad you referred to people exceeding the speed limit as criminals submitter. Every. Damn. One.


Oh just stay out of the left lane grandma.
 
2022-01-18 9:29:58 PM  

SloppyFrenchKisser: Salmon: I_Am_Weasel: The first driver, 30-year-old Jacob Morton

+

The second driver, 58-year-old Jeanna Dockter

+

meth

Equals: You know what, on second thought I don't want to know.

Harold & Maude?


YES!
I WANT!

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https://www.roadandtrack.com/car-culture/entertainment/a13126985/meet-the-man-who-built-the-jaguar-e-type-hearse/
 
2022-01-18 9:39:00 PM  
I'm curious as to why the 2nd driver was only charged with meth possession and not any of the vehicular charges.
 
2022-01-19 7:55:29 AM  

Neondistraction: I'm curious as to why the 2nd driver was only charged with meth possession and not any of the vehicular charges.


The meth had them moving so fast, the cops just thought it was a fire drill.
 
2022-01-19 9:06:06 AM  
"the chase lasted approximately 5 miles" ...so at 116 mph, oh God, math and meth...


...and who changes drivers every 5 miles...
 
2022-01-19 9:09:01 AM  
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"the chase lasted approximately 5 miles" ...so at 116 mph, oh God, math and meth...


...and who changes drivers every 5 miles...
 
2022-01-19 4:25:34 PM  

Windmill Cancer Survivor: [Fark user image 425x182]"the chase lasted approximately 5 miles" ...so at 116 mph, oh God, math and meth...


...and who changes drivers every 5 miles...


YUCK!!!  I bet they made the newbie check her storage locker....I mean vagina.
 
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