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(Vanity Fair)   Right-wing nutbags decide Justice Brett Kavanaugh is insufficiently Trumpy   (vanityfair.com) divider line
    More: Asinine, Supreme Court of the United States, John G. Roberts, John Paul Stevens, Brett Kavanaugh, United States, Tucker Carlson, Democratic Party, George W. Bush  
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2022-01-18 11:41:56 AM  
Well duh, one's a drunk, the other's a speed freak.  The only thing in common is slurred speech.
 
2022-01-18 11:57:45 AM  
Left, right, we're all stuck with him.
 
2022-01-18 12:09:25 PM  
You can never be pure enough.
 
2022-01-18 12:14:45 PM  
Wait... so now they love activist judges?

I can't keep up with you stupid Nazis anymore.
 
2022-01-18 12:25:30 PM  
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2022-01-18 1:21:34 PM  
He wasn't rapey enough.
 
2022-01-18 1:22:11 PM  
 Did someone say boof?
 
2022-01-18 1:23:38 PM  
Democrats in Disarray
 
2022-01-18 1:23:40 PM  
Bow before Emperor Trump!
 
2022-01-18 1:26:01 PM  
Subject matter has no bearing.
 
2022-01-18 1:26:22 PM  
They will all turn on each other eventually
 
2022-01-18 1:26:41 PM  
They should fire him.  Oh wait.
 
2022-01-18 1:27:27 PM  
My idiotic conservative coworkers insist the charges on him were made up 'because there was an FBI investigation,' and therefore Blasey Ford was some kind of serial liar who gets off on a power trip of trying to discredit someone else (disregard all the death threats and whatever else I'm sure she's gotten from the public scrutiny.)

The whole perceived setup is so convoluted and insane it makes my blood boil just trying to describing it.
 
2022-01-18 1:27:34 PM  
Hmmm
Ever notice tucker never has a guest in the same studio?

Beta cuck says what?
 
2022-01-18 1:29:44 PM  
Does he care what Tucker and the rest of the dipshiat brigade think? He's got a lifetime appointment. Tucker can biatch all he wants but if he wants Boof's attention he better break out the beer money.
 
2022-01-18 1:32:04 PM  
Normal people understand successfully drugging, raping and kidnapping should not be written in a Yearbook.
 
2022-01-18 1:32:05 PM  

baka-san: Hmmm
Ever notice tucker never has a guest in the same studio?

Beta cuck says what?


Well of course not. Would you be able to stop yourself from punching him in the face? Tucker knows his face is punchable, so he limits his exposure to fists.
 
2022-01-18 1:32:18 PM  

nolanvoid1: Does he care what Tucker and the rest of the dipshiat brigade think? He's got a lifetime appointment. Tucker can biatch all he wants but if he wants Boof's attention he better break out the beer money.


There has to be some way to disrupt Faux News's cash flow since they've bypassed advertising.

Everyone has their weakness.
 
2022-01-18 1:32:24 PM  
I still love the fact that, in the many contentious arguments over Brett Kavanaugh that I had with my parents, "the fact that he lied about what a Devil's Triangle is under oath should be disqualifying for the highest court in the land," is one of the points I'd raised lol
 
2022-01-18 1:32:46 PM  

baka-san: Hmmm
Ever notice tucker never has a guest in the same studio?

Beta cuck says what?


It's much easier to cut off a guest who does something you do not like if they aren't in the studio.
 
2022-01-18 1:33:40 PM  
When the poets write of this time surely they will speak of Kavanaugh as Caeser, whom as he lay dying looked to his assasins and would see the faces of his friends Squee and Donkey Doug, "Et tu?" He will strain to say. The fading of UB40's 1983 hit "Red, Red Wine" ringing through the hallowed halls as the justice's last act is to raise his souvenir Girls Gone Wild Camera Crew t-shirt above his head to hide his shame.
 
2022-01-18 1:34:41 PM  

MattytheMouse: I still love the fact that, in the many contentious arguments over Brett Kavanaugh that I had with my parents, "the fact that he lied about what a Devil's Triangle is under oath should be disqualifying for the highest court in the land," is one of the points I'd raised lol


At least it's not The Ghostbusters.

/ 4 guys and 1 girl.

// don't cross the streams.....
 
2022-01-18 1:35:24 PM  
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IMPURE!
 
2022-01-18 1:35:24 PM  

MattytheMouse: I still love the fact that, in the many contentious arguments over Brett Kavanaugh that I had with my parents, "the fact that he lied about what a Devil's Triangle is under oath should be disqualifying for the highest court in the land," is one of the points I'd raised lol


Fast forward twenty years from now, I'm sitting in my own confirmations for the Supreme Court.

"Mr. Matty the Mouse," they ask "did you say on Twitter that you'd absolutely wreck Roxy the Wolf from FNAF's tailpipe?"

"I did, and I still would," I'd reply.
 
2022-01-18 1:35:51 PM  
He is kind of a dope.  Supporting the repeal of Potato Brain's Vaccine mandate was sound legal and constitutional reasoning.  Allowing the healthcare worker vaccine mandate to stand laid waste to those
same arguments.
 
2022-01-18 1:36:46 PM  

Zeb Hesselgresser: He is kind of a dope.  Supporting the repeal of Potato Brain's Vaccine mandate was sound legal and constitutional reasoning.  Allowing the healthcare worker vaccine mandate to stand laid waste to those
same arguments.


Which is how you know the first set of arguments was dogshiat.

/Covid thanks you for your work
 
2022-01-18 1:37:07 PM  

MattytheMouse: MattytheMouse: I still love the fact that, in the many contentious arguments over Brett Kavanaugh that I had with my parents, "the fact that he lied about what a Devil's Triangle is under oath should be disqualifying for the highest court in the land," is one of the points I'd raised lol

Fast forward twenty years from now, I'm sitting in my own confirmations for the Supreme Court.

"Mr. Matty the Mouse," they ask "did you say on Twitter that you'd absolutely wreck Roxy the Wolf from FNAF's tailpipe?"

"I did, and I still would," I'd reply.


And that's before they delved into your Fark posts. : )
 
2022-01-18 1:37:23 PM  
His job is for life. He doesn't have to give a shiat about Tucker Carlson.
 
2022-01-18 1:39:56 PM  

RasIanI: They will all turn on each other eventually


Yes, but the problem is whether that process is going to destroy the rest of us too while it's ongoing.
 
2022-01-18 1:40:47 PM  
Lifetime employment
Cool black robe
Sometimes I flip a coin
 
2022-01-18 1:41:09 PM  

MattytheMouse: MattytheMouse: I still love the fact that, in the many contentious arguments over Brett Kavanaugh that I had with my parents, "the fact that he lied about what a Devil's Triangle is under oath should be disqualifying for the highest court in the land," is one of the points I'd raised lol

Fast forward twenty years from now, I'm sitting in my own confirmations for the Supreme Court.

"Mr. Matty the Mouse," they ask "did you say on Twitter that you'd absolutely wreck Roxy the Wolf from FNAF's tailpipe?"

"I did, and I still would," I'd reply.


I'm sorry, but this court is going to require extensive video evidence of this act or else it will be struck from the record entirely.
 
2022-01-18 1:42:31 PM  

whidbey: MattytheMouse: MattytheMouse: I still love the fact that, in the many contentious arguments over Brett Kavanaugh that I had with my parents, "the fact that he lied about what a Devil's Triangle is under oath should be disqualifying for the highest court in the land," is one of the points I'd raised lol

Fast forward twenty years from now, I'm sitting in my own confirmations for the Supreme Court.

"Mr. Matty the Mouse," they ask "did you say on Twitter that you'd absolutely wreck Roxy the Wolf from FNAF's tailpipe?"

"I did, and I still would," I'd reply.

And that's before they delved into your Fark posts. : )


You know, the more I think about it, we should actually make this a tradition for future Supreme Court justices. Just like, having a hearing where they have to answer honestly about a bunch of random dirty laundry that'd been dug up.
 
2022-01-18 1:42:50 PM  

baka-san: Hmmm
Ever notice tucker never has a guest in the same studio?

Beta cuck says what?


Even before COVID, he had his own personal studio setup at his rural Maine compound. He's currently not unique at all in that regard. What does distinguish him is that he's been throwing his weight around the surrounding community such that he'll been in a position to rule it as a feudal fiefdom in the event that his sabotage of U.S. society and government ever has consequences that might affect him.
 
2022-01-18 1:43:01 PM  

tinderfitles: When the poets write of this time surely they will speak of Kavanaugh as Caeser, whom as he lay dying looked to his assasins and would see the faces of his friends Squee and Donkey Doug, "Et tu?" He will strain to say. The fading of UB40's 1983 hit "Red, Red Wine" ringing through the hallowed halls as the justice's last act is to raise his souvenir Girls Gone Wild Camera Crew t-shirt above his head to hide his shame.


That's a quality posting

👍
 
2022-01-18 1:45:19 PM  
Hey, so what's the Democrats' plan to re-legitimize the Supreme Court?

Nothing? Oh, okay.
 
2022-01-18 1:45:48 PM  
"conservative-on-conservative violence" is my new favorite thing
 
2022-01-18 1:46:41 PM  

Skleenar: Democrats in Disarray


You always bring a smile to my face. Hope all is going well.
 
2022-01-18 1:47:37 PM  

austerity101: Hey, so what's the Democrats' plan to re-legitimize the Supreme Court?

Nothing? Oh, okay.


Republicans attack Republicans but you can still find some way to try to blame Democrats.
 
2022-01-18 1:48:40 PM  
Maybe if we'd have had actual confirmation hearings, that kind of stuff would have come out and you could have made a better pick. Live and learn, I guess.
 
2022-01-18 1:48:58 PM  

Mad-n-FL: Normal people understand successfully drugging, raping and kidnapping should not be written in a Yearbook.


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Says you.
 
2022-01-18 1:50:19 PM  
I'm shocked an ideology based around blaming others and fostering misguided rage and angry has used the tiniest pretenses to become enraged and angry
 
2022-01-18 1:50:22 PM  

Corvus: ou always bring a smile to my face. Hope all is going well.


Thanks

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2022-01-18 1:50:28 PM  

MattytheMouse: whidbey: MattytheMouse: MattytheMouse: I still love the fact that, in the many contentious arguments over Brett Kavanaugh that I had with my parents, "the fact that he lied about what a Devil's Triangle is under oath should be disqualifying for the highest court in the land," is one of the points I'd raised lol

Fast forward twenty years from now, I'm sitting in my own confirmations for the Supreme Court.

"Mr. Matty the Mouse," they ask "did you say on Twitter that you'd absolutely wreck Roxy the Wolf from FNAF's tailpipe?"

"I did, and I still would," I'd reply.

And that's before they delved into your Fark posts. : )

You know, the more I think about it, we should actually make this a tradition for future Supreme Court justices. Just like, having a hearing where they have to answer honestly about a bunch of random dirty laundry that'd been dug up.


They'd roast me.
 
2022-01-18 1:52:13 PM  

MattytheMouse: MattytheMouse: I still love the fact that, in the many contentious arguments over Brett Kavanaugh that I had with my parents, "the fact that he lied about what a Devil's Triangle is under oath should be disqualifying for the highest court in the land," is one of the points I'd raised lol

Fast forward twenty years from now, I'm sitting in my own confirmations for the Supreme Court.

"Mr. Matty the Mouse," they ask "did you say on Twitter that you'd absolutely wreck Roxy the Wolf from FNAF's tailpipe?"

"I did, and I still would," I'd reply.


As a future Senator, do you prefer "Mr The Mouse" or "Mr Mouse"?
 
2022-01-18 1:52:48 PM  

MattytheMouse: MattytheMouse: I still love the fact that, in the many contentious arguments over Brett Kavanaugh that I had with my parents, "the fact that he lied about what a Devil's Triangle is under oath should be disqualifying for the highest court in the land," is one of the points I'd raised lol

Fast forward twenty years from now, I'm sitting in my own confirmations for the Supreme Court.

"Mr. Matty the Mouse," they ask "did you say on Twitter that you'd absolutely wreck Roxy the Wolf from FNAF's tailpipe?"

"I did, and I still would," I'd reply.


I love people who embrace their individuality like you.
 
2022-01-18 1:53:07 PM  
I like beer.
 
2022-01-18 1:54:24 PM  

Gestalt: My idiotic conservative coworkers insist the charges on him were made up 'because there was an FBI investigation,' and therefore Blasey Ford was some kind of serial liar who gets off on a power trip of trying to discredit someone else (disregard all the death threats and whatever else I'm sure she's gotten from the public scrutiny.)

The whole perceived setup is so convoluted and insane it makes my blood boil just trying to describing it.


Her allegations were not credible. Past that it doesn't really matter what her motivation was.
 
2022-01-18 1:54:44 PM  

Corvus: austerity101: Hey, so what's the Democrats' plan to re-legitimize the Supreme Court?

Nothing? Oh, okay.

Republicans attack Republicans but you can still find some way to try to blame Democrats.


Wow. 2 posts without mentioning black folks and voting. Mes hommages.
 
2022-01-18 1:55:19 PM  
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2022-01-18 1:55:55 PM  

Destructor: I like beer.


Beer has food value. Food has no beer value ya know.
 
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