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2022-01-18 11:53:02 AM  
If there's a beer river, I'm Augustus Gloop.
 
2022-01-18 12:01:36 PM  

KingOfTown: If there's a beer river, I'm Augustus Gloop.


Thread over.
 
2022-01-18 12:27:46 PM  
Family Guy - "Run home, Peter!"
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2022-01-18 1:09:13 PM  
"It's all apart of the company's #LiveLikeAKing sweepstakes"

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2022-01-18 1:47:59 PM  

KingOfTown: If there's a beer river, I'm Augustus Gloop.


I'd be Charley's grandpa in the room with Fizzy lifting drinks...

/more appropriate
//buurrrpppp!
 
2022-01-18 2:03:07 PM  
I'm sure we all  fondly remember the part of the story where, having found the golden ticket, Charlie had to post a hash-tagged photo of it to social media and pray he got picked, because people could just download a f*cking ticket off the internet and that counted, too.
 
2022-01-18 3:15:45 PM  

inglixthemad: KingOfTown: If there's a beer river, I'm Augustus Gloop.

I'd be Charley's grandpa in the room with Fizzy lifting drinks...

/more appropriate
//buurrrpppp!


Exactly.
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2022-01-18 3:35:07 PM  

Trocadero: inglixthemad: KingOfTown: If there's a beer river, I'm Augustus Gloop.

I'd be Charley's grandpa in the room with Fizzy lifting drinks...

/more appropriate
//buurrrpppp!

Exactly.
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You gotta wonder: Was there psilocybin in that beer that made them think they could fly?
 
2022-01-18 4:35:03 PM  

inglixthemad: Trocadero: inglixthemad: KingOfTown: If there's a beer river, I'm Augustus Gloop.

I'd be Charley's grandpa in the room with Fizzy lifting drinks...

/more appropriate
//buurrrpppp!

Exactly.
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You gotta wonder: Was there psilocybin in that beer that made them think they could fly?


nah, just "bubbles of terribly LIFTING GAS!" it's meant to be that they are ACTUALLY flying, not on drugs.

also, fun fact: that entire scene is NOT in the book. it was added to the film to raise the dramatic tension at the end, making the "YOU LOSE! Good Day SIR!" scene possible, and to make the audience crystal clear that charlie possesses jesus-levels of honesty and sacrifice......

in the end of the book charlie just automatically wins after Mike TeeVee is outta the running. then he and wonka and grandpa joe take the ALSO actually flying Great Glass Elevator to pick up the rest of charlie's family.
 
2022-01-19 12:24:55 AM  

KingOfTown: If there's a beer river, I'm Augustus Gloop.


What would cause someone to turn into a blueberry? Blueberry beer?
 
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