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(Daily Mail)   Woman swears by her daily facial routine in keeping that glowing look, happy partner   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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5594 clicks; posted to Main » on 18 Jan 2022 at 8:50 AM (17 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-01-18 8:06:43 AM  
And when I offered free facials I had to register as a sex offender
 
2022-01-18 8:10:12 AM  
I don't understand how people can be this stupid. But... they are.
 
2022-01-18 8:27:29 AM  
In the comments:

'She would not put that anywhere near her face is she saw what it does to a sock.'
 
2022-01-18 8:30:44 AM  
Pretty NSFW.
Liz Phair HWC
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2022-01-18 8:43:23 AM  
She really likes the frosting on the buck cake, huh?
 
2022-01-18 8:52:03 AM  
I'd be interested in doing a side by side comparison of this article with the last one Fark greenlit about a blogger who got attention online for saying she used semen as beauty cream. Or the one before that, or the one before that. I'm mainly curious about how many words actually get changed each time, or whether they literally just pull out the old article and replace names.
 
2022-01-18 8:53:09 AM  

Pocket Ninja: I'd be interested in doing a side by side comparison of this article with the last one Fark greenlit about a blogger who got attention online for saying she used semen as beauty cream. Or the one before that, or the one before that. I'm mainly curious about how many words actually get changed each time, or whether they literally just pull out the old article and replace names.


And then we can compare the Fark threads.
 
2022-01-18 8:53:22 AM  
No wonder my fiance looks so beautiful.

/Tmi
 
2022-01-18 8:53:33 AM  
Though I doubt the efficacy, I'm OK with this becoming a trend.
 
2022-01-18 8:53:39 AM  
Uh huh, I saw that episode of Nip/Tuck too. Didn't think to try to monetize someone else's joke but... more fool me, I guess.
 
2022-01-18 8:53:50 AM  
I mean....she's definitely got the Instagram angle down. She must be doing something right................................

/ .......................

// I could be serious, you never know
 
2022-01-18 8:54:05 AM  
Meh, I'm pretty sure most skincare routines are basically placebos, so if she likes it, fine. I'll stick with my own placebo, argan oil.
 
2022-01-18 8:54:21 AM  
Well, if nothing else it'll keep other men from hitting on her.

How in the world did this species get so far when so many people are shamelessly dumb?
 
2022-01-18 8:54:40 AM  
As a beauty product? Nothing new here. 
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2022-01-18 8:58:34 AM  
If you take beauty advice from the Daily fail there's something seriously wrong with you

Mind you, any advice from the daily fail...
 
2022-01-18 8:59:04 AM  
It's a hair gel! It's a moisturizer!
 
2022-01-18 8:59:05 AM  
There are tons and tons of video tutorials available about this, or so I hear.
 
2022-01-18 9:00:13 AM  
I'm guessing being 26 years old has more to do with her glowing skin... and photoshop, that too.
 
2022-01-18 9:01:11 AM  
I have psoriasis and used to frequent a board where tips were shared. Someone floated this idea and some picked up the ball (intended) and ran with it.  The thread descended into absolute chaos when the OP stated he was trolling.
 
2022-01-18 9:01:15 AM  
Oh, come on!
 
2022-01-18 9:01:20 AM  

Nurglitch: It's a hair gel! It's a moisturizer!


It's a floor wax! It's a dessert topping!
 
2022-01-18 9:03:12 AM  
So that's why the skin on my left hand is so silky smooth.
 
2022-01-18 9:03:46 AM  
Wasn't this covered in the movie "Caligula"?  I swear they had an entire how to video for the collection and distribution of this miraculous facial cream.
 
2022-01-18 9:04:31 AM  
It must work, I see a lot of listings for videos on the internet about women and facial creamings.
 
2022-01-18 9:05:03 AM  

Primitive Screwhead: Nurglitch: It's a hair gel! It's a moisturizer!

It's a floor wax! It's a dessert topping!


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2022-01-18 9:07:37 AM  

Hospitaller: Wasn't this covered in the movie "Caligula"?  I swear they had an entire how to video for the collection and distribution of this miraculous facial cream.


Yes. She had five or six suppliers standong around her depositing into a bowl , and hot chixks applying it.

Or, so I've heard
 
2022-01-18 9:08:21 AM  
She had the most glowing skin I ever came across.
 
2022-01-18 9:09:02 AM  
I did not see this coming
 
TWX
2022-01-18 9:09:12 AM  

Pocket Ninja: I'd be interested in doing a side by side comparison of this article with the last one Fark greenlit about a blogger who got attention online for saying she used semen as beauty cream. Or the one before that, or the one before that. I'm mainly curious about how many words actually get changed each time, or whether they literally just pull out the old article and replace names.


In other words, be careful to whom your stock-photo set is sold to?
 
2022-01-18 9:11:22 AM  
K.M:"I jake the snake 'em, DDT 'em in mausoleums, macabre massacre killin coonts in my Colosseum," El-P:"They all actors, giving top in back of a BM/ I'd fall back if the casting calls are ending in semen."
 
2022-01-18 9:12:15 AM  
So, this all started because some spas were using lotioms containing a lab synthesized antioxidant called spermine, which, while present in semen, is not there in sufficient quantities.

However, MI-6 supposedly used it as invisible ink.
 
TWX
2022-01-18 9:12:30 AM  
Also, obligatory:

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2022-01-18 9:12:35 AM  

Pocket Ninja: I'd be interested in doing a side by side comparison of this article with the last one Fark greenlit about a blogger who got attention online for saying she used semen as beauty cream. Or the one before that, or the one before that. I'm mainly curious about how many words actually get changed each time, or whether they literally just pull out the old article and replace names.


Not to mention all the Cooking with Cum 'recipe' books.
 
2022-01-18 9:13:46 AM  

The Official Fark Cajun: No wonder my fiance looks so beautiful.

/Tmi


You're welcome.
 
2022-01-18 9:16:13 AM  
Creepy?  More like GIGGITY
 
2022-01-18 9:17:34 AM  

The Official Fark Cajun: No wonder my fiance looks so beautiful.

/Tmi


He uses semen moisturizer?
 
TWX
2022-01-18 9:18:12 AM  

Hospitaller: Wasn't this covered in the movie "Caligula"?  I swear they had an entire how to video for the collection and distribution of this miraculous facial cream.


Not to my recollection.  The hardcore scenes were actually added after the fact.  That's why the dialogue from Malcolm McDowell is so repetitive, they just took his lines from a nearby scene and reused them.

/only saw the film once
//a bunch of us had never seen it and decided to give it viewing party
///had to watch a Mel Brooks film afterward as an antidote, even the most extreme of us was weirded-out
 
2022-01-18 9:19:16 AM  
It's totally not the 50 lbs of makeup must be the squak..
 
2022-01-18 9:20:26 AM  

Nurglitch: It's a hair gel! It's a moisturizer!


And a dessert topping!!
 
2022-01-18 9:21:36 AM  
I have sort of found the opposite to be true when covering my face in female excreta. I end up breaking out the next day if I don't go at least rinse my face.
 
2022-01-18 9:23:06 AM  
That would explain subby's mom's glowing skin.
 
2022-01-18 9:23:25 AM  
Then why do prostitutes & hookers look like crap?  LOL
 
2022-01-18 9:24:18 AM  
Pros: you look great

Cons: you smell terrible
 
2022-01-18 9:25:58 AM  

Marcos P: It's totally not the 50 lbs of makeup must be the squak..


Maybe she is really Sherlock Holmes.

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Azz
2022-01-18 9:26:08 AM  
I remember Jennifer Lopez saying something similar in the late 90s or early 2000s

No wait, that may have been a home remedy for pimples in the form of toothpaste. Tomato, potatoe
 
2022-01-18 9:26:31 AM  

p51d007: Then why do prostitutes & hookers look like crap?  LOL


They swallow
 
2022-01-18 9:26:43 AM  
Where's the science on this, what does Dr.  Fauci say about this.
 
2022-01-18 9:29:21 AM  

Nurglitch: It's a hair gel! It's a moisturizer!


Just look at that tomato!
 
2022-01-18 9:32:13 AM  

Pocket Ninja: I'd be interested in doing a side by side comparison of this article with the last one Fark greenlit about a blogger who got attention online for saying she used semen as beauty cream. Or the one before that, or the one before that. I'm mainly curious about how many words actually get changed each time, or whether they literally just pull out the old article and replace names.


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2022-01-18 9:33:05 AM  
So I just did some googling, and protein molecules are too big to be absorbed through the skin.

But it also contains citric acid, fructose, phosphorycholine, prostaglandin, potassium, zinc, and free amino acids.

Non-scientific googling suggests that all of those are actually good for the skin, except for the prostoglandin, which doesn't seem to be great (it's used for healing tissue, and maybe plays a role in the process of inflammation, but it's created by skin cells as necessary anyway).

So....I'm gonna call this attention-mongering relatively benign and non-harmful.
 
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