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(Yahoo)   Megachurch pastor apologizes for wanting the holy spit to enter you   (yahoo.com) divider line
    More: Followup, Twitter, Pastor Michael Todd, viral video, Former Victims Speak Out, Tony Fort, Federal Bureau of Investigation, man's face, Dr. Phil  
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2022-01-18 4:42:42 AM  
I just came here to say that this show is ridiculously awesome:

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2022-01-18 5:03:52 AM  
Usually it's the pastor themselves wanting to enter you... especially if you're female and between the ages of 25 and 5.
 
2022-01-18 5:04:14 AM  

The_Sponge: I just came here to say that this show is ridiculously awesome:

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Agreed!!
 
2022-01-18 5:11:38 AM  
Too bad he didn't say "Wax on, wax off" as he rubbed in the spit, these opportunities don't come along more than once a week or so.
 
2022-01-18 5:12:25 AM  
That's not the worst fluid religious leaders have spread on their congregation
 
2022-01-18 5:12:54 AM  
Man i can't believe I'm getting so much air time out of this meme.

erewhon the opinionated: That's not the worst fluid religious leaders have spread on their congregation


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2022-01-18 5:20:54 AM  
Was it this guy?

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2022-01-18 5:38:43 AM  
Still not as bad as what the priests tried to rub into my face and ram down my throat at Catholic school
 
2022-01-18 5:43:27 AM  
When God tells you to do something, you do it.   It can get nasty.
 
2022-01-18 6:35:18 AM  
Apologies?  Do I have to check the link to see "sorry if some aren't ready to accept the Lord"?

"It's never my intention to distract others from God's Word and the message of Jesus... even with illustrations!" Todd wrote on Twitter. "I apologize for my example being too extreme and disgusting! I Love Everybody."

Better than I expected, but not far off.

In the follow-up video, Todd says that he hopes people who saw the viral video will watch the rest of the message to hear the points he was making.

That's not how tik-tock and commentary coverage works.
 
2022-01-18 6:42:42 AM  
Well, at least he wasn't going in dry
 
2022-01-18 6:43:03 AM  
Spit on my face, and tell me that you love me
I'll spit on your face and tell you I love you, too
 
2022-01-18 6:48:10 AM  
I mean, that's literally exactly what Jesus did so I don't see the issue?
 
2022-01-18 7:15:25 AM  

mattj1984: I mean, that's literally exactly what Jesus did so I don't see the issue?


Spit is only supposed to be used to cure sensory disorders. It's not recommended for everyday use.
 
2022-01-18 7:18:11 AM  
What the hell is in the water in Oklahoma?
 
2022-01-18 7:19:01 AM  
Ah, yes... a multi-year global pandemic.  Perfect time to rub your spit on someone else's face...

WTF people
 
2022-01-18 7:28:33 AM  

Ragin' Asian: What the hell is in the water in Oklahoma?


Meth?
 
2022-01-18 7:33:15 AM  
farking christians, so foul.
 
2022-01-18 7:40:50 AM  

englaja: Still not as bad as what the priests tried to rub into my face and ram down my throat at Catholic school


Does it rhyme with catechism?
 
2022-01-18 7:43:18 AM  

The_Sponge: I just came here to say that this show is ridiculously awesome:

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Really?  Because when I see Danny McBride I check out
 
2022-01-18 8:52:29 AM  

The_Sponge: I just came here to say that this show is ridiculously awesome:

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This doc is infuriating until everyone dies at the end, then it's hilarious!
The Way Down: God, Greed and the Cult of Gwen Shamblin | Official Trailer | HBO Max
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2022-01-18 8:59:30 AM  
Evil has a way of bubbling to the surface.
 
2022-01-18 9:01:56 AM  

Ragin' Asian: What the hell is in the water in Oklahoma?


Whatever it is, the fracking companies won't tell you.
 
2022-01-18 10:23:18 AM  
I choose to believe the pastor saw a big dick in front of him an automatically spat onto his hands to wank it.
 
2022-01-18 10:35:15 AM  

Ragin' Asian: What the hell is in the water in Oklahoma?


I don't know but It ought to be fairly high doses of antipsychotics.
 
2022-01-18 10:42:08 AM  

groverpm: I choose to believe the pastor saw a big dick in front of him an automatically spat onto his hands to wank it.


So you've decided to share that you're both a racist and a homophobe in one stupid post?

Okay. Noted.
 
2022-01-18 11:30:45 AM  
I AW so that the glory goes to god?
 
2022-01-18 11:48:53 AM  
Same asshole who ordered thousands of dollars worth of luggage as a prop, beat it up on stage, then had his organization return it, all tax-exempt

Started in North Tulsa, then took over the massive "Spirit Center" in Bixby.

Which in itself was a self-own. Designed to be the South Tulsa/Christian music venue to be at but it was in Bixby, and the people who run Bixby are very NIMBY and made noise restrictions laws to force the place to close. No business has succeeded there since, Transformations has been "virtual" almost the entire time it has existed
 
2022-01-18 12:01:34 PM  

buntz: The_Sponge: I just came here to say that this show is ridiculously awesome:

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Really?  Because when I see Danny McBride I check out


Really?

No love for Kenny Powers?  Vice Principals?

How about the recent Halloween movies that he wrote and produced?
 
2022-01-18 12:25:00 PM  

The_Sponge: How about the recent Halloween movies that he wrote and produced?


I've hated him in everything I've seen him in.
The slimey, druggie, hillbilly schtick isn't my thing, but it's always the same in every movie.

The first Halloween was ok.
Halloween Kills was pretty awful.
 
2022-01-18 1:40:46 PM  
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2022-01-18 3:16:13 PM  
"Oklahoma pastor Mike Todd apologized..."
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2022-01-18 7:32:53 PM  

buntz: The_Sponge: How about the recent Halloween movies that he wrote and produced?

I've hated him in everything I've seen him in.
The slimey, druggie, hillbilly schtick isn't my thing, but it's always the same in every movie.

The first Halloween was ok.
Halloween Kills was pretty awful.


Well shiat.

Hmmmmm....despite Danny McBride, you still might like The Righteous Genstones.
 
2022-01-19 2:23:17 AM  

tekmo: groverpm: I choose to believe the pastor saw a big dick in front of him an automatically spat onto his hands to wank it.

So you've decided to share that you're both a racist and a homophobe in one stupid post?

Okay. Noted.


Yes, I, a Black gay man, am a racist and homophobe. Eejit!
 
2022-01-19 7:42:12 AM  

groverpm: I choose to believe the pastor saw a big dick in front of him an automatically spat onto his hands to wank it.


It's OK
90+% of the state are big dicks
 
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