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(Patch)   From the Epidemiology tab: "Even if you can't access a test, you're still pooping"   (patch.com) divider line
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2022-01-17 10:06:50 PM  
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2022-01-18 5:37:56 AM  

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Jokes on them I got a septic tank.
 
2022-01-18 5:41:55 AM  
And how!  I just gave them a few kilos of extra data. I might be part horse
 
2022-01-18 5:42:16 AM  
This tracks.  I never stop pooping, which is why I don't need a test.
 
2022-01-18 5:44:00 AM  
This is true.

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We live long, and are celebrated poopers.
 
2022-01-18 5:48:10 AM  
Public health officials in counties across the country are turning to your wastewater to determine the prevalence of COVID-19 in communities.

Turning to? They think this is new?

farking journalists.
 
2022-01-18 6:16:03 AM  
Scrubs - Everything Comes Down To Poo
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2022-01-18 7:02:53 AM  
Great...Now all the RWNJ people are going to out pooping in their shrubs so they don't get "tested"..
 
2022-01-18 7:08:22 AM  

Mr. Shabooboo: Great...Now all the RWNJ people are going to out pooping in their shrubs so they don't get "tested"..


No. They'll just deny the supply by eating it. And chasing it with a glass of piss
 
2022-01-18 7:13:35 AM  

schubie: Mr. Shabooboo: Great...Now all the RWNJ people are going to out pooping in their shrubs so they don't get "tested"..

No. They'll just deny the supply by eating it. And chasing it with a glass of piss


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2022-01-18 7:27:08 AM  
The solution is simple:

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2022-01-18 7:33:52 AM  
When I had COVID I pooped like a goose. Could barely eat anything, but still... the poop.
 
2022-01-18 7:42:55 AM  

the Mole of Production: When I had COVID I pooped like a goose. Could barely eat anything, but still... the poop.


So it looked like cat poop but was green?
 
2022-01-18 7:48:14 AM  

Majin_Buu: the Mole of Production: When I had COVID I pooped like a goose. Could barely eat anything, but still... the poop.

So it looked like cat poop but was green?


Peace was never an option.
 
2022-01-18 8:21:05 AM  

the Mole of Production: When I had COVID I pooped like a goose. Could barely eat anything, but still... the poop.


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2022-01-18 8:24:23 AM  

Tom Marvolo Bombadil: the Mole of Production: When I had COVID I pooped like a goose. Could barely eat anything, but still... the poop.

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You can keep pooping for a while without eating.

Also surprising, you can keep eating through a period of constipation for a lot longer than you'd think.
 
2022-01-18 8:26:20 AM  

Majin_Buu: the Mole of Production: When I had COVID I pooped like a goose. Could barely eat anything, but still... the poop.

So it looked like cat poop but was green?


And you shiat all over docks, beaches, and parks?
 
2022-01-18 8:51:45 AM  

omg bbq: Majin_Buu: the Mole of Production: When I had COVID I pooped like a goose. Could barely eat anything, but still... the poop.

So it looked like cat poop but was green?

And you shiat all over docks, beaches, and parks?


And my belly fluff makes a prized pillow. Yes. All of it. It's all true. ( ._.)
 
2022-01-18 9:00:49 AM  

the Mole of Production: omg bbq: Majin_Buu: the Mole of Production: When I had COVID I pooped like a goose. Could barely eat anything, but still... the poop.

So it looked like cat poop but was green?

And you shiat all over docks, beaches, and parks?

And my belly fluff makes a prized pillow. Yes. All of it. It's all true. ( ._.)


Tell me more about your belly fluff.
 
2022-01-18 9:41:55 AM  
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2022-01-18 9:48:36 AM  

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