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(Hawaii News Now)   Mysterious substance oozing from ground in Maui draws concern, Ghostbusters   (hawaiinewsnow.com) divider line
    More: Weird, Maui, Sugar, Copyright, Hawaii, Sucrose, All rights reserved, kinds of chemicals, sugar mill  
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2022-01-17 10:35:20 PM  
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2022-01-17 11:10:02 PM  
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What's with this tee-shirt, lady in the video?
 
2022-01-17 11:45:09 PM  
The tar-like material was found on the site of a long-shuttered sugar mill in Lahaina.

Molasses?

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2022-01-18 12:26:29 AM  
That's just the locals rendering tubby tourists down into fat they can use to make soap and sell back to the tourists.
 
2022-01-18 1:10:46 AM  
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Even if this isn't them, they're farking ruining Maui.
 
2022-01-18 1:13:16 AM  

Sarah Jessica Farker: [Fark user image 506x519]

What's with this tee-shirt, lady in the video?


This hawaiian mermaid-haired gun nut is acting all innocent, pretending like she didn't break the seventh seal and release the ooze
 
2022-01-18 1:16:25 AM  
Everything you're doing is wrong.  I want you to know that.
 
2022-01-18 1:23:47 AM  
Were there any turtles, anda single rat or ninjutsu master nearby?
 
2022-01-18 1:31:04 AM  
This tar-like substance sounds suspiciously exactly like tar.
 
2022-01-18 1:33:03 AM  

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I preferred M. Night Shyamalan's remake: The Stuffening.
 
2022-01-18 1:42:36 AM  
Rancid Hawaiian Molasses is the name of my GG Allin / Don Ho collaborative tribute band
 
2022-01-18 1:43:35 AM  
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2022-01-18 1:49:59 AM  
If it looks rancid oil and
smells like rancid oil
it's a duck
 
2022-01-18 1:51:20 AM  
Subby calls his/her mom "Ground"?
 
2022-01-18 1:52:15 AM  
Wow, it drew concern AND ghostbusters?!? I mean, did it draw all the ghostbusters or just a couple of them????
 
2022-01-18 1:57:02 AM  
God that news reporter was hard to listen to.
 
2022-01-18 2:15:04 AM  
They had a molasses spill a few years back and it was a serious environmental issue.

Click here for story.
 
2022-01-18 2:30:24 AM  

Sarah Jessica Farker: [Fark user image image 506x519]

What's with this tee-shirt, lady in the video?


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2022-01-18 2:34:16 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: Sarah Jessica Farker: [Fark user image image 506x519]

What's with this tee-shirt, lady in the video?

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munchy grassy ass.
 
2022-01-18 2:35:54 AM  
It leaps, it creeps, it slides, it glides. What more could you want?
 
2022-01-18 3:08:06 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: Sarah Jessica Farker: [Fark user image image 506x519]

What's with this tee-shirt, lady in the video?

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What's with that left thumb on the slide?
 
2022-01-18 3:21:11 AM  
Hawaiian 'hillbilly' wanted for questioning...

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2022-01-18 3:44:34 AM  

fragMasterFlash: That's just the locals rendering tubby tourists down into fat they can use to make soap and sell back to the tourists.


They're literally selling the tourists their own fat asses back to them.
 
2022-01-18 3:45:41 AM  
Palytoxin: breakfast of champions!
 
2022-01-18 3:46:44 AM  

Afro Wonderwagon: Wow, it drew concern AND ghostbusters?!? I mean, did it draw all the ghostbusters or just a couple of them????


It got Ernie Hudson and Melissa McCarthy.
 
2022-01-18 4:08:18 AM  
Repeat trespasser drowns in vat of sugar syrup.

The unnamed female was found in one of several open vats of sugar syrup on the 139 year old processing site yesterday.  Reports theorize she climbed over several fences and a mandated railing around the vat which is set in the ground for natural insulation.

Investors have been working to reopen the islands oldest processing plant and create hundreds of new jobs.  Local residents are against the reopening, fearing they'll be inconvenienced by traffic and noise from the plant.

Organic dark syrup was being naturally aged in a new zero energy process using only the sun.  Similar processes are used to enhance the intensity of flavor in both rum and bourbon.

The trespasser was well known to site security and had made several false complaints garnering national attention.  Her name has not been released pending notification of relatives.
 
2022-01-18 4:39:28 AM  
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2022-01-18 6:13:46 AM  

LrdPhoenix: Afro Wonderwagon: Wow, it drew concern AND ghostbusters?!? I mean, did it draw all the ghostbusters or just a couple of them????

It got Ernie Hudson and Melissa McCarthy.


C'mon, Ernie was cool as a mofo in Afterlife. Found out Winston is one rich dude.
 
2022-01-18 6:43:19 AM  

baltimoreblonde: LrdPhoenix: Afro Wonderwagon: Wow, it drew concern AND ghostbusters?!? I mean, did it draw all the ghostbusters or just a couple of them????

It got Ernie Hudson and Melissa McCarthy.

C'mon, Ernie was cool as a mofo in Afterlife. Found out Winston is one rich dude.


That movie was awesome, full stop. That's how you do a proper sequel/tribute to the originals. Especially as a tribute to Harold Ramis.
 
2022-01-18 6:52:08 AM  

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I was just wondering how it tasted.
 
2022-01-18 7:22:19 AM  

falkone32: This tar-like substance sounds suspiciously exactly like tar.


It's like that nasty tar spill that's in La Brea.
 
2022-01-18 7:47:40 AM  
An ancient poi spring bubbling back to life. Nature is healing.
 
2022-01-18 8:11:46 AM  
Venom left a chunk of symbiote behind on the bar when he and Eddie were sucked back into their home dimension. Don't touch it.
 
2022-01-18 8:20:22 AM  
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2022-01-18 8:22:53 AM  

namegoeshere: Venom left a chunk of symbiote behind on the bar when he and Eddie were sucked back into their home dimension. Don't touch it.


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2022-01-18 8:28:57 AM  
I am upset that I had to watch a 30 second ad, and then wait 85 more seconds before the substance was even shown.
 
2022-01-18 8:50:37 AM  
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2022-01-18 9:08:29 AM  

knbwhite: ArcadianRefugee: Sarah Jessica Farker: [Fark user image image 506x519]

What's with this tee-shirt, lady in the video?

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What's with that left thumb on the slide?


Ugh, yes

At best that is some skin torn off the thumb.
 
2022-01-18 9:30:30 AM  
Everyone should move away from Lahaina. I will be happy to take some of their real estate off their hands.
 
2022-01-18 10:39:33 AM  

functionisalwaystaken: knbwhite: ArcadianRefugee: Sarah Jessica Farker: [Fark user image image 506x519]

What's with this tee-shirt, lady in the video?

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What's with that left thumb on the slide?

Ugh, yes

At best that is some skin torn off the thumb.


Some lessons just have to be learned the hard way.
 
2022-01-18 10:42:02 AM  
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"Your Honor, ladies and gentleman of the audience, I don't think it's fair to call my clients frauds. Sure, the blackout was a big problem for everybody. I was trapped in an elevator for two hours and I had to make the whole time. But I don't blame them. Because one time, I turned into a dog and they helped me. Thank you."
 
2022-01-18 1:28:44 PM  

functionisalwaystaken: Ugh, yes

At best that is some skin torn off the thumb.


It's called a thumbnail (could be a fake glued on).  Many women like to grow their nails out or attach false nail and have them painted,
 
2022-01-18 5:45:48 PM  
People consume the black ooze--Shilajit--that flows from the rocks in the Himalayan tundra.  I can't help but feel these ninnies are missing out on a valuable revenue stream by worrying about what exactly is bubbling up from the ground-dilute it, bottle it, have influencers hawk it.
 
2022-01-18 10:43:50 PM  

Kit Fister: baltimoreblonde: LrdPhoenix: Afro Wonderwagon: Wow, it drew concern AND ghostbusters?!? I mean, did it draw all the ghostbusters or just a couple of them????

It got Ernie Hudson and Melissa McCarthy.

C'mon, Ernie was cool as a mofo in Afterlife. Found out Winston is one rich dude.

That movie was awesome, full stop. That's how you do a proper sequel/tribute to the originals. Especially as a tribute to Harold Ramis.


Why would you say full stop and then keep going?  I find this very upsetting.
 
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