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2022-01-17 6:12:31 PM  
personally, I love the burnt cartilage at the end. and I like it when places not only leave the things intact, but also manage to cook them consistently as well.

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2022-01-17 6:19:34 PM  
Suicide wings...or peanut butter and jelly...or anything on the menu at the dew drop inn. https://www.dewdropinnct.com/
 
2022-01-17 6:24:35 PM  
That first bite
 
2022-01-17 6:24:50 PM  
 
2022-01-17 6:25:32 PM  

theteacher: Suicide wings...or peanut butter and jelly...or anything on the menu at the dew drop inn. https://www.dewdropinnct.com/


Sounds good. Thanks for the suggestion.
 
2022-01-17 6:29:49 PM  

theteacher: Suicide wings...or peanut butter and jelly...or anything on the menu at the dew drop inn. https://www.dewdropinnct.com/


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2022-01-17 6:58:04 PM  
I assumed subby meant drums or flats.

/flats all day
//regular Buffalo hot
///blue cheese over ranch or fark your mother
 
2022-01-17 7:11:47 PM  

Hoban Washburne: I assumed subby meant drums or flats.

/flats all day
//regular Buffalo hot
///blue cheese over ranch or fark your mother


All of this ↑
Flats are awesome, pull out the bones then eat the wing, cartilage and all.
The only dipping sauce better than chunky blue cheese is... Uhh... Hmmm...
 
2022-01-17 7:27:26 PM  

Redh8t: Hoban Washburne: I assumed subby meant drums or flats.

/flats all day
//regular Buffalo hot
///blue cheese over ranch or fark your mother

All of this ↑
Flats are awesome, pull out the bones then eat the wing, cartilage and all.
The only dipping sauce better than chunky blue cheese is... Uhh... Hmmm...


The flats are a hell of a lot easier to eat.  If you do it right you can strip them clean by just sticking one end in your mouth and pulling the bones back through your teeth.

/That's what your mom taught me anyway, HUZZAH!
 
2022-01-17 7:55:52 PM  
Best part of a wing?

The sauce.
 
2022-01-17 7:57:42 PM  

EnzoTheCoder: Redh8t: Hoban Washburne: I assumed subby meant drums or flats.

/flats all day
//regular Buffalo hot
///blue cheese over ranch or fark your mother

All of this ↑
Flats are awesome, pull out the bones then eat the wing, cartilage and all.
The only dipping sauce better than chunky blue cheese is... Uhh... Hmmm...

The flats are a hell of a lot easier to eat.  If you do it right you can strip them clean by just sticking one end in your mouth and pulling the bones back through your teeth.

/That's what your mom taught me anyway, HUZZAH!


How dare you, Sir!!
My mother is a proper lady, she never uses her teeth.
 
2022-01-17 8:44:17 PM  

Redh8t: EnzoTheCoder: Redh8t: Hoban Washburne: I assumed subby meant drums or flats.

/flats all day
//regular Buffalo hot
///blue cheese over ranch or fark your mother

All of this ↑
Flats are awesome, pull out the bones then eat the wing, cartilage and all.
The only dipping sauce better than chunky blue cheese is... Uhh... Hmmm...

The flats are a hell of a lot easier to eat.  If you do it right you can strip them clean by just sticking one end in your mouth and pulling the bones back through your teeth.

/That's what your mom taught me anyway, HUZZAH!

How dare you, Sir!!
My mother is a proper lady, she never uses her teeth.


Your mama swallows the bones, according to the literature lining the walls in the men's room at the Shell on I-75.
 
2022-01-17 9:11:22 PM  

beezeltown: Redh8t: EnzoTheCoder: Redh8t: Hoban Washburne: I assumed subby meant drums or flats.

/flats all day
//regular Buffalo hot
///blue cheese over ranch or fark your mother

All of this ↑
Flats are awesome, pull out the bones then eat the wing, cartilage and all.
The only dipping sauce better than chunky blue cheese is... Uhh... Hmmm...

The flats are a hell of a lot easier to eat.  If you do it right you can strip them clean by just sticking one end in your mouth and pulling the bones back through your teeth.

/That's what your mom taught me anyway, HUZZAH!

How dare you, Sir!!
My mother is a proper lady, she never uses her teeth.

Your mama swallows the bones, according to the literature lining the walls in the men's room at the Shell on I-75.


Well... There is a rather steep learning curve involved.
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2022-01-17 9:31:34 PM  
The flat wings...by pressing down on the end with the looser meat, you can eat the meat off the bone in one motion.  Years in my 20s spent living off of beer and free wings at the Ground Round in Fargo made me an expert at consuming wings.
 
2022-01-17 9:32:44 PM  
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2022-01-17 9:40:14 PM  
The meat.
 
2022-01-17 9:48:43 PM  
Best part of a wing?

The thigh.
 
2022-01-17 9:49:21 PM  
The skin.
 
2022-01-17 10:03:26 PM  

Nicholas D. Wolfwood: Best part of a wing?

The sauce.


This. For some reason people get annoyed when I suck all the sauce off and put them back in the basket, though.
 
2022-01-17 10:05:53 PM  
The feathers.
 
2022-01-17 10:15:57 PM  

Nicholas D. Wolfwood: Best part of a wing?

The sauce.


Correct.  Equal parts Frank's sauce and butter plus a dash of apple cider vinegar.
 
2022-01-17 10:26:48 PM  
Flats, for sure.

Pailin (Hot Thai Kitchen) told me to marinate them in fish sauce then dust with rice flour and shallow fry.  It's awesome.
 
2022-01-17 10:43:16 PM  
the combination of well cooked sauce laden skin with interior meat mixed in the mouth. nice flavor, good mouth feel, satisfying.

too bad poverty food has become unaffordable these days.
 
2022-01-17 10:46:39 PM  
The part where the leg is still connected to the thigh
 
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2022-01-17 11:02:29 PM  
The skin of the wings coming off of a roasted spatchcocked chicken right after you take it out of the oven, eaten while dangerously hot.
 
2022-01-17 11:19:53 PM  
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2022-01-17 11:34:39 PM  

NINEv2: The part where the leg is still connected to the thigh


I also like to nuzzle chicks' knees.
 
2022-01-17 11:54:45 PM  
DRUMS AND ALL THE GARLIC SAUCE!
 
2022-01-18 12:02:40 AM  
team flats for life! axe can eat the drums, tin can eat the burned up gristly bits.....see? nothing wasted, no one left unhappy!

😋
 
2022-01-18 12:10:40 AM  

luna1580: team flats for life! axe can eat the drums, tin can eat the burned up gristly bits.....see? nothing wasted, no one left unhappy!

😋


Hey, did I manage to email you the other day?  I meant to send you plant cuttings ages ago and I don't know if your physical address is still the same.
 
2022-01-18 12:25:49 AM  

rosekolodny: luna1580: team flats for life! axe can eat the drums, tin can eat the burned up gristly bits.....see? nothing wasted, no one left unhappy!

😋

Hey, did I manage to email you the other day?  I meant to send you plant cuttings ages ago and I don't know if your physical address is still the same.


ohhh! i will look tomorrow! i just got back from a wedding in chicago. i'm in bed. but i would ADORE plant babies from you! 💜
 
2022-01-18 12:40:44 AM  

luna1580: rosekolodny: luna1580: team flats for life! axe can eat the drums, tin can eat the burned up gristly bits.....see? nothing wasted, no one left unhappy!

😋

Hey, did I manage to email you the other day?  I meant to send you plant cuttings ages ago and I don't know if your physical address is still the same.

ohhh! i will look tomorrow! i just got back from a wedding in chicago. i'm in bed. but i would ADORE plant babies from you! 💜


Just let me know if your address is the same as January last year?  And if you have any food dislikes/restrictions.  Alcohol, spicy, peanuts, okra, that sort of thing.
 
2022-01-18 2:03:04 AM  

luna1580: team flats for life! axe can eat the drums, tin can eat the burned up gristly bits.....see? nothing wasted, no one left unhappy!

😋


You can easily extract the bones from the flats leaving you with 100% edible flat:

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/2009...?
 
2022-01-18 7:57:38 AM  
I like wings when they are made right.  Slow cooked, seasoned, and served crispy.  Space is great, but you dip into the sauce.  If the sauce is already on them, then you are just getting soggy wings.
 
2022-01-18 10:59:41 AM  

rosekolodny: luna1580: rosekolodny: luna1580: team flats for life! axe can eat the drums, tin can eat the burned up gristly bits.....see? nothing wasted, no one left unhappy!

😋

Hey, did I manage to email you the other day?  I meant to send you plant cuttings ages ago and I don't know if your physical address is still the same.

ohhh! i will look tomorrow! i just got back from a wedding in chicago. i'm in bed. but i would ADORE plant babies from you! 💜

Just let me know if your address is the same as January last year?  And if you have any food dislikes/restrictions.  Alcohol, spicy, peanuts, okra, that sort of thing.


Hit you back on email.

Here is lady Cthulhu and her indoor orchid (about half my plants) cohorts:

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2022-01-18 12:24:47 PM  

tintar: personally, I love the burnt cartilage at the end. and I like it when places not only leave the things intact, but also manage to cook them consistently as well.

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I would just never serve the wing tips ever, that part is for the chicken stock.

But I do like the crunchy cartilage in the other parts.

It's also the part that keeps your skin young!
 
2022-01-18 12:27:24 PM  

EnzoTheCoder: Redh8t: Hoban Washburne: I assumed subby meant drums or flats.

/flats all day
//regular Buffalo hot
///blue cheese over ranch or fark your mother

All of this ↑
Flats are awesome, pull out the bones then eat the wing, cartilage and all.
The only dipping sauce better than chunky blue cheese is... Uhh... Hmmm...

The flats are a hell of a lot easier to eat.  If you do it right you can strip them clean by just sticking one end in your mouth and pulling the bones back through your teeth.

/That's what your mom taught me anyway, HUZZAH!


Loosen the smaller bone and twist it right out before eating the rest in one easy clean bite and pull!!
 
2022-01-18 12:40:03 PM  
TheDreadChefRoberts

Not in our household.  I don't break down my wings.  The end tip is like a crispy chicken cracker.  I don't batter my wings, so the skin gets super crispy.

The key is to leave the wings in the fridge overnight uncovered to dry out the skin.  Toss in baking powder before you bake them or put in air fryer.

Then toss in favorite sauce.
 
2022-01-18 1:33:31 PM  

tintar: personally, I love the burnt cartilage at the end. and I like it when places not only leave the things intact, but also manage to cook them consistently as well.

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Cartilage ftw
 
2022-01-18 1:36:05 PM  
Not sure whether I'd choose the nearly meat-free pointy part or the other part that features a small amount of tough, blackened meat (allegedly).

Eat better chicken than wings.
 
2022-01-18 1:48:37 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: Not sure whether I'd choose the nearly meat-free pointy part or the other part that features a small amount of tough, blackened meat (allegedly).

Eat better chicken than wings.


the point of eating wings is that they deliver lovely ratios of white meat, fat, skin, cartilage, and sauce into your mouth hole. AND they USED TO BE cheap.

it's the only white meat on the bird that is also a bit fatty, and can be good.

and they break down like this:
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soooooo, if yours are all "nearly meat-free pointy parts" and "the other part that features a small amount of tough, blackened meat" i deeply regret to inform you that you PROBABLY weren't actually being served chickens.....

shrug
 
2022-01-18 2:13:23 PM  

luna1580: the point of eating wings is that they deliver lovely ratios of white meat, fat, skin, cartilage, and sauce into your mouth hole.


This.


luna1580: AND they USED TO BE cheap.


and unfortunately this as well.
 
2022-01-18 2:15:43 PM  
I just tried using a gojuchang based sauce on my last batch of wings and I must say that sauce was freakin awesome. This sauce along with my chipotle bbq sauce are now my standard.
 
2022-01-18 2:31:25 PM  
the part with meat in it?
 
2022-01-18 6:50:07 PM  

luna1580: Smelly Pirate Hooker: Not sure whether I'd choose the nearly meat-free pointy part or the other part that features a small amount of tough, blackened meat (allegedly).

Eat better chicken than wings.

the point of eating wings is that they deliver lovely ratios of white meat, fat, skin, cartilage, and sauce into your mouth hole. AND they USED TO BE cheap.

it's the only white meat on the bird that is also a bit fatty, and can be good.

and they break down like this:
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soooooo, if yours are all "nearly meat-free pointy parts" and "the other part that features a small amount of tough, blackened meat" i deeply regret to inform you that you PROBABLY weren't actually being served chickens.....

shrug


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2022-01-18 8:00:01 PM  
The best part of the wing is what they grow out of. The breast...


Valter: You can easily extract the bones from the flats leaving you with 100% edible fat:


Yep, uber unhealthy fat and skin. You can have it.
 
2022-01-19 3:36:02 AM  

Percise1: The best part of the wing is what they grow out of. The breast...


Valter: You can easily extract the bones from the flats leaving you with 100% edible fat:

Yep, uber unhealthy fat and skin. You can have it.


Yoink!
 
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