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(Some Guy) Weeners Mike Holmes does not recommend putting expanding foam up your penis   (nation.lk) divider line
    More: Weeners, Penis, Urination, Urethra, Erectile dysfunction, American man, various objects, medical attention, common reasons  
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6125 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 Jan 2022 at 9:05 PM (24 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-01-17 7:22:48 PM  
After the surgery to remove that, he's gonna need to see Dr. Phil

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2022-01-17 7:32:14 PM  
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2022-01-17 7:35:33 PM  
had to have a new opening cut between his scrotum and his anus to urinate when the foam hardened and became 'anchored' in his penis.

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2022-01-17 8:09:31 PM  
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2022-01-17 8:45:46 PM  
I have many questions but no freaking clue where to begin.
 
2022-01-17 8:48:25 PM  
"Impotent man's partner accidentally deploys insulation foam inside his urethra during sex act"

Urethra. Urethane.

I mean, you see how confusion might happen.
 
2022-01-17 9:08:24 PM  
That was a fairly cringeworthy read.
 
2022-01-17 9:09:03 PM  
Thank God it was accidental.  Can you imagine the damage if it would've been intentional?
 
2022-01-17 9:09:25 PM  
NOW you tell me...
 
2022-01-17 9:09:46 PM  
Soon to be the next Covid cure peddled by Joe Rogaine.
 
2022-01-17 9:10:03 PM  
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2022-01-17 9:10:09 PM  
Meth is a hell of a drug.
 
2022-01-17 9:10:31 PM  
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2022-01-17 9:11:12 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: "Impotent man's partner accidentally deploys insulation foam inside his urethra during sex act"

Urethra. Urethane.

I mean, you see how confusion might happen.


You mean Urethra Franklin, right?
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2022-01-17 9:13:17 PM  
This what I looked like by the end of the article (except clutching my laptop while my cat glared with puzzlement at my nervous breathing)...

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2022-01-17 9:13:38 PM  
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2022-01-17 9:14:18 PM  
You really shouldn't put expanding foam up your penis.

This helpful life tidbit brought to you by Captain Billy's Fish Sticks.*

*Captain Billy does not recommend putting fish sticks up your penis ... although this one guy in a port in Thailand ... *ahem* Eat your fish, kiddies.
 
2022-01-17 9:15:44 PM  
I can't imagine how absolutely painful that must have been. That spray foam can warp window and door frames if you don't use the special low expansion type. Even then it expands quite a bit. It's really hard to get off your skin too even if it hasn't cured.
 
2022-01-17 9:16:16 PM  
Definitely completed a thermal break though, with no chance of off-gassing. Plus with the pipes insulated this way, when the cold weather hits, he won't experience a burst.
 
2022-01-17 9:16:33 PM  
Medics who treated him said he will only qualify for reconstructive surgery if he passes a psychiatric evaluation.

So if he's too crazy, he doesn't deserve medical attention? What?
 
2022-01-17 9:16:51 PM  
Impotent man's partner accidentally deploys insulation foam inside his urethra during sex act


"I had the tube up his pee pee and accidentally squeezed the dispensing trigger thing."  No, fark no, that's not accidental at all.
 
2022-01-17 9:16:55 PM  
and had been inserting various objects into the opening of his penis

and had been inserting various objects into the opening of his penis

and had been inserting various objects into the opening of his penis
 
2022-01-17 9:17:25 PM  
"That's gonna hurt come Winter!"
 
2022-01-17 9:17:28 PM  
Maybe his partner misunderstood when he asked, "Would you touch and foam me?"

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2022-01-17 9:18:38 PM  
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2022-01-17 9:18:48 PM  

EnzoTheCoder: I have many questions but no freaking clue where to begin.


Mine can be summarized thusly:

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2022-01-17 9:19:27 PM  
Reminds me of the old rectal impaction with concrete enema.  X-ray images are out there as well.

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2022-01-17 9:19:51 PM  

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2022-01-17 9:20:11 PM  
Trying to fix his: 
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2022-01-17 9:20:13 PM  

AstroJesus: and had been inserting various objects into the opening of his penis

and had been inserting various objects into the opening of his penis

and had been inserting various objects into the opening of his penis


It's called sounding. It's a thing.
 
2022-01-17 9:21:39 PM  

BumpInTheNight: had to have a new opening cut between his scrotum and his anus to urinate when the foam hardened and became 'anchored' in his penis.

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I swear on my mother's future grave that I know more than one person with this fetish. Several have had basement "surgeries" to create a new opening as described. None have ever put spray foam up their wangs, that I'm aware of
 
2022-01-17 9:21:51 PM  
That's not going to make it right.
 
2022-01-17 9:21:57 PM  
Fooled around and found OUCH!!!
 
2022-01-17 9:22:29 PM  
How do you "accidentally" do that?

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2022-01-17 9:23:10 PM  
Yowza!

He is so invited to my next kink orgy.
 
2022-01-17 9:23:51 PM  
Mike Holmes would agree that it's all gotta come down.
 
2022-01-17 9:24:04 PM  

BunchaRubes: Reminds me of the old rectal impaction with concrete enema.  X-ray images are out there as well.

https://eurekamag.com/research/006/275/006275145.php


I am going to pretend I didn't read a word of that
 
2022-01-17 9:24:09 PM  
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It belongs in a wall cavity not your body cavity.
 
2022-01-17 9:24:28 PM  
The first paragraph is really all you need to read.

/holy shiat
 
2022-01-17 9:24:42 PM  

austerity101: Medics who treated him said he will only qualify for reconstructive surgery if he passes a psychiatric evaluation.

So if he's too crazy, he doesn't deserve medical attention? What?


Like, if he compulsively uses object to catheterize himself, he might just ruin the patch job over and over.

I think of heard of this fetish, and some porn sites call it sounding. I can't stand to click on it, though, because my reaction is instant fear and concern, like as if I've arrived at an accident scene. Like I just want to call ambulances and tell them to send all the EMTs to everyone in the vids. Anyhow, if he is so hip to the scene that he refuses to stop, or if he is compulsive, then he might just destroy the surgery. And imagine the infection risk after this, if he continued to poke his man monster with straws and stuff.
 
2022-01-17 9:26:31 PM  

jtown: How do you "accidentally" do that?

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He wrecked his partner's car the other day.  I'm sure it was accidental and not payback.
 
2022-01-17 9:27:25 PM  
TTTO "You're the one that I want" from the hit movie "Grease" starring Olivia Newton-John and John Travolta.

I've got foam up in my penis
And it's hardening quick
Cuz the stuff that was injected
Is-a really thick

You'd better shape up
Now I've got a dick
That can break through solid oak
You'd better shape up
Cuz you know this prick
Is not a prick with which to soak

Chorus: It's a foam-hardened cock!

It's the cock you need
Oh yes indeed
 
2022-01-17 9:27:49 PM  
"Accidentally"

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2022-01-17 9:28:23 PM  
I hate when that happens.

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2022-01-17 9:29:03 PM  
Mike Hawk just wants to be gently squeezed.
 
2022-01-17 9:29:14 PM  

austerity101: AstroJesus: and had been inserting various objects into the opening of his penis

and had been inserting various objects into the opening of his penis

and had been inserting various objects into the opening of his penis

It's called sounding. It's a thing.


So is eating horse dewormer paste and shoving UV light bulbs up your ass, but the inevitable outcomes of those shouldn't be covered by insurance either.
 
2022-01-17 9:30:05 PM  
...take the straw out of the can first?

...buy sex toys designed for such inclinations?

...don't insert things into your dick?
 
2022-01-17 9:30:07 PM  
Who does?
 
2022-01-17 9:33:18 PM  
You can remove those straws, so I'm calling bullshiat on the "million to one shot, doc" story and say that while it did indeed happen but they're leaving a lot out.
 
2022-01-17 9:33:20 PM  
This would be a perfect rehabilitation treatment for rapists.
 
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