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(Google)   Google sends love to the lovely and talented Betty White on her 100th birthday   (google.com) divider line
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2022-01-17 5:26:50 PM  
10 votes:
How sweet! I do wish she had made it to today.
 
2022-01-17 6:39:32 PM  
7 votes:
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2022-01-17 6:55:22 PM  
7 votes:

OK So Amuse Me: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: OK So Amuse Me: How sweet! I do wish she had made it to today.

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It's all about timing in comedy.

She knew what she was doing.

Which culture is it that counts the nine months of pregnancy as 'time of being alive'? If we count that way she made and passed 100 before passing away!


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2022-01-18 1:29:11 AM  
6 votes:

borg: Remember the thread in December inviting everyone to her 100th birthday party?  Told ya she be dead before January 17,[Fark user image image 422x750]


And you feel good about this post because... "I told ya so"?

Fark the hell off, dude.
 
2022-01-17 5:23:02 PM  
5 votes:
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2022-01-17 5:54:59 PM  
5 votes:

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: OK So Amuse Me: How sweet! I do wish she had made it to today.

[Fark user image 350x467]

It's all about timing in comedy.

She knew what she was doing.


Which culture is it that counts the nine months of pregnancy as 'time of being alive'? If we count that way she made and passed 100 before passing away!
 
2022-01-17 7:10:12 PM  
5 votes:

Cafe Threads: OK So Amuse Me: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: OK So Amuse Me: How sweet! I do wish she had made it to today.

[Fark user image 350x467]

It's all about timing in comedy.

She knew what she was doing.

Which culture is it that counts the nine months of pregnancy as 'time of being alive'? If we count that way she made and passed 100 before passing away!

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That's just a long way of saying you suck at both math and astronomy.
 
2022-01-17 11:55:11 PM  
4 votes:
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2022-01-17 5:39:03 PM  
3 votes:
I picture her telling awesome, slightly dirty jokes as she helps welcome people into Heaven.
 
2022-01-17 5:51:23 PM  
3 votes:
If she had to go before her big day and hours before seeing 2022, she went out in one of the best ways you can: a massive stroke. Basically just lights out. Almost no suffering. Even with a minor stroke you can have it and not realize it until you notice that half of your face is drooping and one of your hand doesn't want to work.
 
2022-01-17 6:50:41 PM  
3 votes:

OK So Amuse Me: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: OK So Amuse Me: How sweet! I do wish she had made it to today.

[Fark user image 350x467]

It's all about timing in comedy.

She knew what she was doing.

Which culture is it that counts the nine months of pregnancy as 'time of being alive'? If we count that way she made and passed 100 before passing away!


It's Korea!

https://www.denverpost.com/2019/04/12/south-korean-babies-age-system/
 
2022-01-17 7:05:52 PM  
3 votes:

Cafe Threads: OK So Amuse Me: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: OK So Amuse Me: How sweet! I do wish she had made it to today.

[Fark user image 350x467]

It's all about timing in comedy.

She knew what she was doing.

Which culture is it that counts the nine months of pregnancy as 'time of being alive'? If we count that way she made and passed 100 before passing away!

[Fark user image 425x325]


I'll take it! :D
 
2022-01-17 9:31:34 PM  
3 votes:
 
2022-01-17 10:31:01 PM  
3 votes:

NobleHam: Cafe Threads: OK So Amuse Me: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: OK So Amuse Me: How sweet! I do wish she had made it to today.

[Fark user image 350x467]

It's all about timing in comedy.

She knew what she was doing.

Which culture is it that counts the nine months of pregnancy as 'time of being alive'? If we count that way she made and passed 100 before passing away!

[Fark user image image 425x325]

That's not how years work.


Cut us a little slack, we can bend the rules for Betty! She bent plenty of rules in her time!
 
2022-01-17 10:21:26 PM  
2 votes:

Cafe Threads: OK So Amuse Me: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: OK So Amuse Me: How sweet! I do wish she had made it to today.

[Fark user image 350x467]

It's all about timing in comedy.

She knew what she was doing.

Which culture is it that counts the nine months of pregnancy as 'time of being alive'? If we count that way she made and passed 100 before passing away!

[Fark user image image 425x325]


That's not how years work.
 
2022-01-18 12:25:03 AM  
2 votes:
Remember the thread in December inviting everyone to her 100th birthday party?  Told ya she be dead before January 17,
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2022-01-17 5:40:21 PM  
1 vote:

OK So Amuse Me: How sweet! I do wish she had made it to today.


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It's all about timing in comedy.

She knew what she was doing.
 
2022-01-17 10:34:03 PM  
1 vote:

OK So Amuse Me: NobleHam: Cafe Threads: OK So Amuse Me: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: OK So Amuse Me: How sweet! I do wish she had made it to today.

[Fark user image 350x467]

It's all about timing in comedy.

She knew what she was doing.

Which culture is it that counts the nine months of pregnancy as 'time of being alive'? If we count that way she made and passed 100 before passing away!

[Fark user image image 425x325]

That's not how years work.

Cut us a little slack, we can bend the rules for Betty! She bent plenty of rules in her time!


Nope, no special treatment. If we break time and space for her, who knows where or when it ends?
 
2022-01-17 10:54:33 PM  
1 vote:

NobleHam: OK So Amuse Me: NobleHam: Cafe Threads: OK So Amuse Me: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: OK So Amuse Me: How sweet! I do wish she had made it to today.

[Fark user image 350x467]

It's all about timing in comedy.

She knew what she was doing.

Which culture is it that counts the nine months of pregnancy as 'time of being alive'? If we count that way she made and passed 100 before passing away!

[Fark user image image 425x325]

That's not how years work.

Cut us a little slack, we can bend the rules for Betty! She bent plenty of rules in her time!

Nope, no special treatment. If we break time and space for her, who knows where or when it ends?


Well, we're gonna do it anyway! So Pffttt!!!!
 
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