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(NYPost)   One of Santa's reindeer has escaped   ( divider line
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2022-01-17 7:59:07 PM  
2022-01-17 8:02:21 PM  
Nobody who has put a fence shorter than 10 feet around their garden is shocked by this ...
2022-01-17 8:02:40 PM  
Q. What does Santa call his naughty reindeer?

A. Venison.
2022-01-17 8:03:35 PM  
Santa and the elves have a big feast every New Year's day with candies, cookies, and lots of fresh venison.  Reindeer only have a few years where they're in peak physical condition to haul the sled.
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2022-01-17 8:54:37 PM  
It wanted to get to Deery Queen?
2022-01-17 9:15:43 PM  
Good thing lions can't leap that high.
2022-01-18 9:13:52 AM  
Everybody's got it wrong. The original poem described it a such:

When what, to my wondering eyes should appear? But a miniature sleigh and eight tiny reindeer.

MINIATURE sleigh. TINY reindeer. Santa himself is referred to as a little elf covered in soot from his trip down the chimney-- which he fit into because he was so small!!

Santa and his reindeer are supposed to be tiny. Everyone has it all wrong. They're looking for a 6' fat man and giant, powerful reindeer when they should be looking for a little fat soot-covered elf and a bunch of reindeer no bigger than cats.

Why does Hollywood never give us that Santa? It's a conspiracy by fat men to keep the character to themselves.
2022-01-18 12:43:13 PM  
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