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(CNN)   Dallas Cowboys fans respond to playoff loss with all the class and sophistication you'd expect from Texans   (cnn.com) divider line
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1297 clicks; posted to Sports » on 17 Jan 2022 at 3:50 PM (17 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-01-17 3:11:29 PM  
That's sad. Let's have a picture that makes the whole country (almost) happy.

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2022-01-17 3:18:15 PM  
...with all the class and sophistication you'd expect from Texans

They fired their guns in the air?

They built a wall around the stadium?

They made it illegal to vote if you're not a Cowboys fan?

Several things come to mind...
 
2022-01-17 3:22:17 PM  
Sure, blame the Refs.

Because you cannot bring yourself to blame the players, coaches or owner who are the REAL losers.

But throwing trash at anyone is never acceptable
 
2022-01-17 3:52:43 PM  
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He will save them?
 
2022-01-17 3:53:32 PM  
IT'S THE REF'S FAULT!!1)!(@u)!(u)!!!!


https://twitter.com/edsbs/status/1482840874195341312
 
2022-01-17 3:53:56 PM  
...4th thread since the game.

I'm certainly no Cowboys fan, but the hate-boner Fark seems to have for them rivals the Yankees.
 
2022-01-17 3:55:49 PM  

The Bestest: ...4th thread since the game.

I'm certainly no Cowboys fan, but the hate-boner Fark seems to have for them rivals the Yankees.


Both teams have the largest fan bases (read: most bandwagon fans next to the Cubs). Easy pickings.
 
2022-01-17 3:56:34 PM  

The Bestest: ...4th thread since the game.

I'm certainly no Cowboys fan, but the hate-boner Fark seems to have for them rivals the Yankees.

PATRIOTS.
 
2022-01-17 3:56:41 PM  
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The lady in the back get's her eye lashes from Advanced Auto.

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2022-01-17 4:00:33 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: [Fark user image image 850x524]

The lady in the back get's her eye lashes from Advanced Auto.

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You got it backwards. Advanced Auto harvests their headlight accessory from that lady.
 
2022-01-17 4:01:46 PM  
Jerry Jones deserves failure if for no other reason than building that huge INDOOR stadium and not having the scoreboard be high enough to avoid kicks and for have the building oriented East/West instead of North/South, so the sunlight blinds teams for about a quarter or two each game.
 
2022-01-17 4:02:19 PM  

The Bestest: ...4th thread since the game.

I'm certainly no Cowboys fan, but the hate-boner Fark seems to have for them rivals the Yankees.


You should see the Star Trek Discovery threads.
 
2022-01-17 4:02:35 PM  
Pete and Repeat were out in a boat with 14 seconds left and Pete losing by 6.  Pete called a running play and slid and then time ran out.  Pete was eliminated.  Who was left?
 
2022-01-17 4:03:18 PM  

Nana's Vibrator: Pete and Repeat were out in a boat with 14 seconds left and Pete losing by 6.  Pete called a running play and slid and then time ran out.  Pete was eliminated.  Who was left?


San Francisco?
 
2022-01-17 4:03:18 PM  

Get Rich or Try Dyin': SirDigbyChickenCaesar: [Fark user image image 850x524]

The lady in the back get's her eye lashes from Advanced Auto.

[Fark user image image 850x637]

You got it backwards. Advanced Auto harvests their headlight accessory from that lady.


That's horrifying.  I love you.
 
2022-01-17 4:04:14 PM  

Nana's Vibrator: Pete and Repeat were out in a boat with 14 seconds left and Pete losing by 6.  Pete called a running play and slid and then time ran out.  Pete was eliminated.  Who was left?


Why were they playing football in a boat?
 
2022-01-17 4:09:00 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Nana's Vibrator: Pete and Repeat were out in a boat with 14 seconds left and Pete losing by 6.  Pete called a running play and slid and then time ran out.  Pete was eliminated.  Who was left?

Why were they playing football in a boat?


Thinking ahead to the game against the Buccaneers?
 
2022-01-17 4:13:19 PM  
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2022-01-17 4:22:53 PM  
Just goes to show what a dumpster fire the NFC east really is
 
2022-01-17 4:28:12 PM  
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2022-01-17 4:31:02 PM  
Happy days are here again.
 
2022-01-17 4:43:49 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: [Fark user image 850x524]

The lady in the back get's her eye lashes from Advanced Auto.

[Fark user image 850x637]


What makes you think that's a "lady"?
 
2022-01-17 4:49:40 PM  

Jack Sabbath: Jerry Jones deserves failure if for no other reason than building that huge INDOOR stadium and not having the scoreboard be high enough to avoid kicks and for have the building oriented East/West instead of North/South, so the sunlight blinds teams for about a quarter or two each game.


To be fair, it's only a problem in January.  That's not something they could have anticipated.
 
2022-01-17 4:52:23 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: [Fark user image 850x524]

The lady in the back get's her eye lashes from Advanced Auto.

[Fark user image 850x637]


i hate the fake eyelash thing as much as anyone, but that dude bringing his Real Doll to the game is more troubling.
 
2022-01-17 4:54:48 PM  

The_Sponge: [Fark user image 425x384]


They gave him $126,000,000 guaranteed for that kind of top level QB play
 
2022-01-17 4:58:43 PM  
 
2022-01-17 5:00:19 PM  
Any prop bets on how many more times we'll have this thread in the next 24 hours?
 
2022-01-17 5:11:38 PM  
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2022-01-17 5:16:02 PM  

006andahalf: Any prop bets on how many more times we'll have this thread in the next 24 hours?


O/U at 4.

Bet the over.
 
2022-01-17 5:23:35 PM  

Speaker2Animals: That's sad. Let's have a picture that makes the whole country (almost) happy.

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I think the girl on the lower left is smoking a hot-dog.  I wish only bad things for this couple, for the rest of their lives.
 
2022-01-17 5:26:20 PM  
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2022-01-17 5:26:58 PM  

006andahalf: Any prop bets on how many more times we'll have this thread in the next 24 hours?


Did ESPN buy fark? Cause it they did, 328 more times.
 
2022-01-17 5:44:28 PM  

OkieDookie: [Fark user image image 425x437]

He will save them?


Shenanigans!  I see at least two masks in those crowds!

.....wait, never mind those are neck beards
 
2022-01-17 6:19:53 PM  

The Bestest: ...4th thread since the game.

I'm certainly no Cowboys fan, but the hate-boner Fark seems to have for them rivals the Yankees.


Why do you suppose that might be?
 
2022-01-17 6:24:14 PM  

rightClick: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: [Fark user image 850x524]

The lady in the back get's her eye lashes from Advanced Auto.

[Fark user image 850x637]

i hate the fake eyelash thing as much as anyone, but that dude bringing his Real Doll to the game is more troubling.


What kind of low quality real doll uses sharpies for eyebrow makeup?
 
2022-01-17 6:31:29 PM  

OkieDookie: He will save them?


Only the ones wearing rifle pendants.
 
2022-01-17 6:38:36 PM  
Review the footage, please, and revoke some season tickets.
Serves 'em right for rooting for the stinkin' Cowboys.
 
2022-01-17 7:00:44 PM  
Cowboys head coach Mike McCarthy said he believed the sequence of events would be reviewed by officials and time would be added back on to allow his team to have one final shot at winning the game.

McCarthy will go down in history

To quote the late great John Madden referring to another stupid Cowboy's coaching decision (Switzer going for it on 4th down against the Eagles and failing)

"They deserve to lose"
 
2022-01-17 7:01:21 PM  

TommyStiletto: Review the footage, please, and revoke some season tickets.
Serves 'em right for rooting for the stinkin' Cowboys.


That's not cruel enough... move their tickets to the worst seats in the stadium but keep the price the same.
 
2022-01-17 7:05:18 PM  

Peach_Fuz: TommyStiletto: Review the footage, please, and revoke some season tickets.
Serves 'em right for rooting for the stinkin' Cowboys.

That's not cruel enough... move their tickets to the worst seats in the stadium but keep the price the same.


Don't they already do that?
 
2022-01-17 7:20:05 PM  
No meme can hurt as much as that last play of the game did
 
2022-01-17 7:26:46 PM  

There are some who call me Tim: NSFW

https://twitter.com/i/status/1482884605090881549


Most annoying voice ever.
 
2022-01-17 7:26:53 PM  
All I'm saying is that Cooper Rush isn't going to run the ball up the middle with 14 seconds on the clock and no timeouts.
 
2022-01-17 7:28:52 PM  

OkieDookie: [Fark user image image 425x437]

He will save them?


Remember to duck!!!
 
2022-01-17 7:32:00 PM  
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Know..THIS, THIS is why you have "one more ring"
 
2022-01-17 7:37:49 PM  
Good. I'm glad the refs took them out. Lord knows how insufferable Cowboys fans were back in the 90s.
 
2022-01-17 7:53:42 PM  

The Bestest: ...4th thread since the game.

I'm certainly no Cowboys fan, but the hate-boner Fark seems to have for them rivals the Yankees.


Almost...to the degree of the farking Yankees. IF the Cowboys had actually won anything of note in the past 20 years they might have aspired to the level of contempt that the rest of the world holds for the Yankees.
 
2022-01-17 8:10:32 PM  
Yet the Eagles fans get roasted for throwing crap....
I guess it's not as bad when Dallas throws crap.
 
2022-01-17 8:15:07 PM  

likeabadrash: Yet the Eagles fans get roasted for throwing crap....
I guess it's not as bad when Dallas throws crap.


Well,

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The one guy actually ATE horse crap
 
2022-01-17 8:57:34 PM  

likeabadrash: Yet the Eagles fans get roasted for throwing crap....
I guess it's not as bad when Dallas throws crap.


Walk back booing santa...its santa.
Philly lol
 
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