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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)   Today's FARK-ready headline: Egg throwing juveniles have their plans scrambled   (local21news.com) divider line
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1569 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 Jan 2022 at 12:35 PM (18 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-01-17 11:50:22 AM  
This is no yolk either.
 
2022-01-17 12:07:24 PM  
That wouldn't make the once-a-week paper in my hometown of 5,000.
 
2022-01-17 12:36:57 PM  
Their prank days are ova.
 
2022-01-17 12:40:34 PM  
A team of hard-boiled detectives was able to crack the case.
 
2022-01-17 12:42:32 PM  
Wow. Completely reasonable response.
 
2022-01-17 12:44:20 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: Wow. Completely reasonable response.


Those kids are probably alwhite
 
2022-01-17 12:44:36 PM  
"Police notified the owner of the car and advised the boys to clean off the car or face charges. The car was cleaned off, and no charges have been filed."

Nice handling by the cops, but also nice to see that the boys accepted their punishment.
 
2022-01-17 12:44:55 PM  
Wasn't this article followed by the one about the chicken crossing the road?
 
2022-01-17 12:46:10 PM  
When they're older, they'll play chicken.
 
2022-01-17 12:46:55 PM  
Years ago I was driving somewhere at night and my car got egged. I turned around but the little shiats had run off. Probably better for everyone involved that I didn't catch them.

It got in between the window and the door seal. I never was able to get all of it off, short of just replacing the door seals.
 
2022-01-17 12:47:14 PM  
This headline should be on the Fark greatest hits albumen.
 
2022-01-17 12:47:26 PM  

Mock26: "Police notified the owner of the car and advised the boys to clean off the car or face charges. The car was cleaned off, and no charges have been filed."

Nice handling by the cops, but also nice to see that the boys accepted their punishment.


Note the strategic use of passive voice there. It didn't say the kids cleaned off the car. It said the car was cleaned off. For all we know, they convinced their parents to do it.
 
2022-01-17 12:52:42 PM  
I never used it, but as a teen there was a great spot between me and the neighbor for throwing stuff at cars. It was a thin spot mostly hidden by bushes. Every so often I'd hear kids there and look out my bedroom window to see them throwing snowballs or eggs at cars. I thought it would be fun to open the window and pelt a couple kids in the back of the head with eggs. But they'd know where it came from and where I lived to retaliate, the window was kind of tight that they'd have heard me open it (Father once caught me climbing through in the middle of the night, but I think it was prolly the dog that ratted me out) --and most importantly, I've always liked eggs that I didn't want to waste them.
 
2022-01-17 1:09:08 PM  

Madman drummers bummers: Mock26: "Police notified the owner of the car and advised the boys to clean off the car or face charges. The car was cleaned off, and no charges have been filed."

Nice handling by the cops, but also nice to see that the boys accepted their punishment.

Note the strategic use of passive voice there. It didn't say the kids cleaned off the car. It said the car was cleaned off. For all we know, they convinced their parents to do it.


Oh blow it out your arse.
 
2022-01-17 1:10:57 PM  

Miss_Dorothy_Kilgallen: A team of hard-boiled detectives was able to crack the case.


Not like the judge was gonna go over easy on 'em.
 
2022-01-17 1:12:15 PM  
I hope this means they shell not do this again.
 
2022-01-17 1:13:47 PM  

Mock26: Madman drummers bummers: Mock26: "Police notified the owner of the car and advised the boys to clean off the car or face charges. The car was cleaned off, and no charges have been filed."

Nice handling by the cops, but also nice to see that the boys accepted their punishment.

Note the strategic use of passive voice there. It didn't say the kids cleaned off the car. It said the car was cleaned off. For all we know, they convinced their parents to do it.

Oh blow it out your arse.


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2022-01-17 1:13:52 PM  
Glad they came out of their shells.

Omelette the rest of you proceed with the puns.
 
2022-01-17 1:36:39 PM  
Slow FARK news day?
 
2022-01-17 1:52:17 PM  
How do I know the kids were white.
 
2022-01-17 1:53:23 PM  
Wait, they weren't shot at?!
What kind of story is this??
 
2022-01-17 4:08:03 PM  
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2022-01-17 5:19:50 PM  
Jingle bells
Batman smells

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2022-01-18 2:01:48 AM  

khatores: Years ago I was driving somewhere at night and my car got egged. I turned around but the little shiats had run off. Probably better for everyone involved that I didn't catch them.

It got in between the window and the door seal. I never was able to get all of it off, short of just replacing the door seals.


It pays to know when to scramble away...They didn't surrender like some sort of French omelette..


/ok that's enough...
 
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